geo men and their ab windows
XDDDD thank you albedo
𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
→ 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜
adding stuff soon!
adding stuff soon!
Babysitting → Jean asks the Chief Alchemist and Clover Knight to watch Klee while she’s away. ⇨ crack and fluff
adding stuff soon!
→ 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
→ 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜
𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚘 𝚡 𝙵𝚎𝚖! 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛: 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐
"Hi there Klee!" Y/n greeted cheerfully, as the young girl bounded out of solitary confinement.
"Hello, Y/n!" Klee waved, hoisting her backpack up on her shoulders higher.
"So, how was this week's confinement?" Y/n asked.
"It was good!" Klee chirped. "After I blasted all the fish in Starfell Lake, Jean put me in solitary confinement. But the good thing is that Uncle Kaeya brought me some Fish Flavored Toast!"
Y/n nodded and was about to make a remark about Kaeya's cooking, when a chalky boy approached the both of them.
"Hi Albedo!" Y/n greeted, even though she didn't know him very well. She'd seen him around the Knights of Favonius HQ before, and they'd interacted a little, but not a lot, so she didn't know much about him. All she knew was that he was the Captain of the Investigation Team and the Chief Alchemist who did most of his work in Dragonspine. She knew that he was like Klee's older brother though. She should know, Klee saw her as her older sister.
"Ah, Klee, hello there. Hello, Y/n." Albedo nodded to each of the girls respectively. "And... Jean. Hello there."
Y/n turned to see the Acting Grand Master approach the three with a smile. "Y/n! Albedo! Do you mind if I ask you both for a favor?"
"No, not at all," Albedo replied.
"Sure, I got nothing to do right now, why not?"
"Bye bye!" Klee waved, before bounding off to who knows where.
"Great! If you'd just follow me into my office then." Jean lead the way to her office. As soon as Albedo and Y/n stepped into the room, she closed the door behind her, which Y/n thought was kind of sus, but she made no comment.
Jean walked over to her desk and pulled out a few papers from her drawer. Albedo and Y/n stood across from her, Y/n observing the various trinkets around the room with the blonde haired boy watching her intently.
Y/n soon caught wind of Albedo's staring, and looked up to meet his eyes. "What?"
"So, you two," Jean started, looking at the Chief Alchemist and Clover Knight. "I assume you've heard about Klee's latest antics?"
"You... mean how she cooked the fish in Starfell Lake with her bombs?" Y/n asked, caught off guard. Why would the Acting Grand Master ask her and Albedo about that?
"I've heard of that as well," Albedo agreed, nodding.
Jean sighed, shaking her head. "Not only that, but she also blew up the barrels near the houses in Springvale. The fire got so bad that it reached the other houses, so now the knights have to pay for expenses to get the damage repaired. Not to mention all the fowl and meat that was destroyed."
Jean handed Albedo and Y/n a paper with the expenses for them to share and read.
"Seven thousand Mora?!" Y/n exclaimed in surprise, making Albedo's eyes widen.
Jean nodded solemnly, as Y/n handed the paper back to her. "It has been going on for a while now."
"So the reason I've called you here, is that I need you both to supervise Klee," she informed. "I'll be gone for about a day, speaking to Springvale's residents and checking in with the knights assigned missions nearby as well."
"Sure!" Y/n agreed, before questioning Albedo. "That alright with you?"
He nodded. "I'm still waiting on some test results from Sucrose and Timaeus, so I'm not very busy today."
"Great! Thank you both!" Jean thanked cheerfully, before heading out the door. "I will see you both later this evening."
"Bye, Jean!" Y/n waved, as Albedo looked at her questioningly.
"C'mon, Albedo! Let's go see where Klee is!" she grabbed his hand and dragged him out of Jean's office and into the corridor.
Within five seconds of being in the corridor, Albedo pointed at the door and said, "She went outside."
Y/n gave him a shocked look. "How do you know that?"
The chalk prince cleared his throat, "Well, after being released from solitary confinement, there is a 6.5 out of 7 chance that Klee will go to Stormbearer Mountains to check on her various 'treasures'."
"Makes sense! Let's head out!"
~ At Stormbearer Mountains ~
"I swear, if we meet a fucking Dendro slime out here," Y/n gritted her teeth, watching the ground intently and being cautious about where she stepped.
Albedo hummed curiously, tilting his head to one side as he walked alongside the girl. "Is it because you have a Dendro vision?"
Y/n nodded, then held her palm out for Albedo to see. She concentrated for a bit, and then a four leaf clover sprouted from her hand, and she plucked it out to show the alchemist.
"Fascinating..." Albedo observed the plant with a hand on his chin, deep in thought. "May I?"
"Sure!" Y/n handed him the clover, which Albedo took with a grateful nod.
"So... this clover," he started, making Y/n hum in response. "How exactly does this help you in battle?"
"Wha- What do you mean?" Y/n defended, a smug smile growing on Albedo's face.
"You are the Clover Knight, after all," he said in amusement. "So do you just throw clovers at your enemies, or..."
"H-hey!" the girl sputtered. "I'm just called the Clover Knight because before I became a knight I grew and sold flowers with my sister, okay! And my specialty was clovers..."
"And?" Albedo urged her to continue.
"And... when I became a knight, Kaeya nicknamed me the Clover Knight, so that's who I am now."
"Interesting... But I asked for your abilities, not your life story."
Y/n snickered. "Have you always been this savage?"
"No, I don't recall ever being a whopperflower, but if I do remember, then I'll be sure to let you know."
Y/n and Albedo both chuckled, before they heard a high pitched voice exclaim, "BOOM BOOM BAKUDAN!!" and a huge explosion follow.
They exchanged a panicked glance and rushed over to the direction where they heard Klee's voice.
They hurried over to the location and were certain Klee had been there. After all, most of the grass was on fire, and the rest was charred. There was a path of charred grass which made the two knights feel certain that Klee was at the end of the trail.
"It's at times like these that I wish I had a Hydro vision," Y/n said, walking through the trail on her tippy toes to try and avoid the fire as best as she could.
Albedo thought for a moment, before asking Y/n, "Could you make another clover? But bigger this time?"
"That's random, but okay." Y/n created a clover that was the width of her wingspan and almost taller than her.
When she was done that, Albedo created a small Geo flower and set it on the ground. "Now stand on it," he instructed.
"Um... okay." Y/n passed the giant clover to the alchemist, who set it down on the charred grass.
She walked onto the flower, and it slowly rose up, like elevator, as Y/n wobbled. "Woah there, buddy! Am I ascending to Celestia?"
Albedo smiled softly, and stood behind the clover.
"Moment of birth!"
Albedo unleased a giant Geo flower created by his alchemic knowledge and vision.
"Here, have a shield," Albedo gestured to the various shields created through the crystallize reaction.
"You're so smart, holy shit," Y/n remarked, before hopping off of the flower and using a shield. "Thanks!"
"Don't mention it," he assured. "Now let's find Klee. I hope she hasn't gotten into any serious trouble..."
~ After a few minutes of following the trail ~
Y/n looked at her surroundings in confusion. "But... we're back at Starfell Lake... And there's the Statue of Seven!"
Albedo nodded, and pointed to a little girl clad in red, jumping up and down at the water's edge. "And there's-"
A demonic giggle interrupted Albedo. "Luckily all my new bombs are waterproof."
"Klee, it isn't right to commit arson just because you feel like it, okay?" Y/n explained to the girl with Albedo walking beside her, who nodded. They were heading back to Monstadt, and were on the bridge.
"So... no more fish blasting?"
"No more fish blasting," Albedo and Y/n confirmed in unison.
"No more killing hilichurls?"
"Unless you're in danger, no."
"Aww... okay... Klee understands."
Albedo and Y/n exchanged looks due to Klee's sad expression. As they approached the City of Freedom, they passed Timmy.
"Hey! You scared my birds away!"
They all ignored him.
As the three Knights of Favonius members went deeper into the city, Klee asked Y/n and Albedo, "So where do we go now?"
"The flower shop!"
Y/n and Albedo stared at each other, before exclaiming.
"The flower shop."
They both paused.
"Let's go to the flower shop," Albedo agreed.
"Okay! Then we'll go to your lab next!" Y/n said, making Albedo nod.
"Yay! Flower shop!" Klee cheered.
Y/n laughed, and lead the way to Flora's.
"Hey, sis!" Y/n greeted Flora, who looked up from tending to the cecilias.
"Oh, hey Y/n! And hi Albedo! Hi Klee!"
Albedo waved in greeting, while Klee jumped up and down enthusiastically.
Flora giggled. "So what can I get you all?"
"Ooh! One flower please!" Klee held up a finger.
"Which type of flower would you like?"
Klee put a finger to her mouth, thinking, before bursting out with, "A clover! To match what Klee has on her hat and dress!"
Flora laughed, before looking at Y/n. "Honestly, those are sis's specialty, not mine. Y/n, would you like to do the honors?"
Y/n nodded. "Sure!" She bent down at Klee's height and used her vision to create a red four leafed clover before pinning it to Klee's dress.
"Wow! Thank you!" Klee jumped up to hug Y/n, who reciprocated and threw her in the air, then caught her.
Albedo watched the exchange fondly. Flora glanced between Y/n and Albedo and made a silent 'Ohhh,' sound with her mouth.
"Off to the lab we go!" Klee announced, pointing a finger to the Favonius HQ with Y/n still holding her.
The trio said their goodbyes to Flora and, after going up the stairs, made their way into the building.
A few moments after they stepped inside the building, Klee spotted a fly.
"A fly!" she gasped. She wiggled in Y/n's hold, as a signal that she wanted to be put down. Y/n set her down, and she and Albedo watched Klee intently, trying to make sure she didn't pull out a bomb right then and there and wreck the main hall.
Well, she didn't do that.
But she did follow the fly into Jean's open office.
"Shit!" Y/n and Albedo rushed into the office after her.
They saw the fly hopping around on Jean's documents, while Klee held a bomb right on top of the desk.
"Klee," Y/n and Albedo coaxed in unison. "Think about what you're doi-"
The shock of the explosion caused Y/n to move backwards, her back hitting the door and shutting it.
"Oh, no... Klee..." Albedo muttered, looking at the ash-covered desk.
"Hm? What was that?" a voice came from outside.
"Oh no!" Klee exclaimed.
"Klee? Is that you? Why are you in my office? And why is my door closed?" Jean knocked on the door.
"She isn't supposed to be here yet! We should still have a few hours!" Y/n whisper-yelled to Albedo.
"Uhm... we-I um..." Klee looked at Y/n and Albedo nervously, then stared at the ash in her hands. She quickly dumped it on Jean's desk.
"I got this," Y/n whispered to Albedo, who looked unassured.
"What's going on?" Jean's voice came from outside the door.
"Oh... nothing!" Y/n said, sprinting to the door with her back against it.
"Y/n! What are you doing in there?"
"D-drugs," she stuttered.
"Let me in!"
"Rock, paper, scissors. Whoever wins has to talk to Jean," Albedo proposed, approaching her with his fist in his open palm.
"That's out of character for you, Albedo!"
The alchemist shrugged, before pointing to the burnt documents on Jean's desk. "I'm not gonna be the one to inform Jean regarding the loss of her valuable documents."
"Deal," Y/n agreed.
"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" the two exclaimed in unison, the sound of their chant being drowned by Jean's banging on the door.
"How do you always win?!" Y/n groaned at Albedo's scissors.
"You always pick paper."
"That isn't true! Here, go again," Y/n insisted, starting up another round.
Albedo's paper beats Y/n's rock.
"One more time."
Scissors cuts paper.
"One more time."
Rock smashes scissors.
"One more time."
Paper over rock.
"One more time."
Klee sighed, playing with her Dodoco keychain.
Rock obliterates scissors.
"Barbatos- this reverse psychology is a bust!" Y/n hissed, running a hand through her hair.
"I told you," Albedo looked over at her blankly.
"Open this door!"
"What do we do?!" Y/n panicked, before an idea came to her. "I got it!"
She created a bunch of clovers using her catalyst, and placed them in front of the door. She stepped away from it, and the clovers kept the door from being opened.
"How are you doing that?" Albedo asked in shock, as Klee looked at the clovers in wonder.
"I'm using my clover to save our asses! Now c'mon, it'll disappear in thirty seconds! Let's go!"
Y/n opened the window to allow Albedo to pass through. Then she passed Klee down to Albedo and got down herself. As she climbed out, the blonde boy offered her a hand for assistance.
Just as Y/n got down, the clover bundle exploded in a burst of bright light, which allowed Jean to enter her office. As she did so, the three knights ducked down under the windowsill, so that Jean wouldn't be able to see them unless she looked under her windowsill. Y/n heard the footsteps of Jean approaching her desk.
'We're dead, we're dead, we're dead, we're dead...' Y/n recited to herself in her head.
"Master Jean!" Amber entered the Acting Grand Master's office. "There's some commotion at the front of HQ. Timmy wants to file a complaint on the ignorance of pigeon rights, and he isn't making it easy."
"Oh? Timmy? I think he's that boy who spends most of his time on the bridge?" Abedo, Y/n, and Klee simultaneously sighed in relief at Jean's receding footsteps sounding fainter and fainter.
"Let's pretend that didn't happen and go to the lab," Y/n suggested.
~ A Few Hours Later ~
"Y/n? Albedo?" Jean walked into the alchemy laboratory. Just as soon as she stepped into the lab, an explosion shook the room. The blonde ran to where the rumbling had come from, and saw Y/n chasing Klee around the counter with Albedo frantically trying to clean the broken glass from the test tubes.
"Klee, give those vials back! They're dangerous!"
"That's what makes them fun to play with!"
"I'd appreciate it if you avoided the glass, it can injure you!"
Jean sighed, heading back to her office with a smile. "I wonder what they were doing in my office... Never mind that. At least my important documents are safe. I should trust them more ofte- what in the name of Barbatos?!"
I hope this was good for my first Genshin oneshot!
It had to be Albedo because he's my favorite character (so far, because, I mean there are a lot of good characters to come so-)
There wasn't much romance here, but if you squint, you may be able to see it 👀
I'll probably write a part 2 to this as well!
→ 𝙰𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚘 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
→ 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗 𝙸𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝
→ 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜
Rhinedottir and lil Albedo
Kinktober day 15 - Bath sex
❥character - Albedo
❥reader - Gender Neutral
❥fandom - Genshin Impact
❥rating - NSFW
❥warnings - Cussing, NSFW, Public sex, Bath sex
❥a/n - this takes place in a bathhouse- yes a PUBLIC bathhouse-
When albedo finished with an experiment and you finished with quest work and he suggested as to go take a quick bath because he had to start another experiment, you didn’t turn it down
Time with albedo? And a warm bath? How could it get better!
Your question was answered when albedo pulls you close against his back
Rubbing his cock against your back and kissing the side of your neck gently
“Shall we start the experiment now?” he whispers in your ear
“Albedo there are people here” you whisper shout at him
“With this position, we just look like two lovers enjoying some quality time holding each other, no one will know unless we make any noise”
“Albedo-” you moan quietly as he rubs his cock against your entrance
“Shhh if your quiet I’ll fuck you real good at home, ok?” he whispers placing a quick kiss on your cheek
You bite your lip as he pushes into you
His nails dig into your hips as he thrusts slowly into you
Your hands meet his as your fingers interlock with the other’s
“Albedo..” you whisper
“I love you so much baby” he whispers back just as quiet
You hear ripples in the water and both of you freeze looking in the direction of the last 4 people that were in the bathhouse get out and leave
Once the door shuts to the bathhouse and your sure your alone.
Albedo is more than quick to bend you over and start fucking you like he’s been wishing to since he first saw you today.
“Albedo!” you moan still trying to be quiet but failing miserably
The water around you two is splashing and the sound of wet skin slapping against wet skin fills the once silent bathhouse
“What if someone walks in!?”
“Well we better be quick to make it look like we’re not doing anything” he whispers, nails leaving crescent marks in his grip on your hips as his hips speed up.
“I love you, god I love you!” he moans
His chest against your back and his arms wrapped around your midsection as he groans loudly
“Albedo!” you cry out as you feel one of his hands start touching at your sex.
“Cum for me. Cum on my cock please!” he moans into your neck
His hips speeding up more if possible and both of you crying out as you reach your highs
His hips stuttering and stilling inside of you as you clamp down on his cock
His warm cum fills your insides.
He squeezes his arms around you and kisses your cheek, still feeling him hard inside of you
“Albedo?” you whisper
“I missed you a lot” he whispers as his hips begin to move again.
can i have active anime/genshin mutuals pls im gonna shed tears if another p0rn blog acc follows me T-T HOW DO YALL EVEN FIND MY ACC
Durin!bedo scribble (prompt from rei)
Wip of a small thing I'm doing.
This man has a very pretty face
soft moments with kazuha, zhongli, xiao, kaeya, diluc and albedo
pov: just floof
type: gender neutral reader (mention of madman)
kazuha has a sweet ring to his voice. be it reciting poetry or reading haikus to you, his voice never fails to make you drift off to sleep.
when he’s not there with you, it’s as if there’s an empty piece of your heart missing. your heart will crave the day when it is complete once more.
zhongli tells you stories of liyue in the past when you can’t sleep. his deep, commanding voice makes the tale itself jump alive and his vivid descriptions form memoirs that assemble themselves in front of your eyes. it’s almost as if he brings you to olden liyue and you watched them with your own eyes.
xiao thinks adepti can‘t feel love. love for a mortal, no less. but it’s only when zhongli has a talk with him does he succumb to the mundane feelings he has for you. when he returns home from protecting the people of liyue, or when he has spare time, he’ll tell you over and over how he came to be ‘xiao’.
kaeya has no embarrassment, whether is it a passionate kiss on the streets of mondstadt, or holding hands during a favonius knight meeting, he will be very open about it. he’ll lock his lips with yours as you relish in the taste of the wine he had earlier. or his hand will snake over to yours and give it a tight squeeze when the meetings are overly boring and master Jean sounds like she’s just blabbering
diluc returns from the winery late in the night. but there will always be a plate of his favourite on the table and grape juice beside if you can’t stay up. if he’s lucky enough his lover will be sitting there smiling at him and running like a madman over to him and squashing his bones tightly in a hug. you’ll burying your head in his neck and he will cup the back of your head in his hand and stroke your hair. thanking you for staying up.
albedo is not one for physical affection, but words of affection. like kazuha and zhongli, he tells you about the experiment he’s carrying out, or he’ll read an alchemy book to you and explain all the terms to you. and when he’s done he’ll plant a small kiss on your cheek, and you’ll laugh and kiss his back, savouring the taste of chalk on his lips.
diluc’s one is so freakin’ long
autumn time 🍂
there is this guy. . .
aka, what type of a love interest/character in general would the genshin men be?
characters: albedo, childe, diluc, kaeya, kaedehara kazuha, xiao
category/warnings: fluff, angst, bittersweet, way too many tropes for me to list out
note: nvm yall i pulled through my phone is not gonna stop me
albedo as your academic rival, the one that drives you to be better than you were ever before, the one you despise with all your heart for a reason you can’t even remember anymore. the one that you get paired up with for a semester-long project, the one that turns out not to be as bad as you made him out to be, the one that steals your kiss on one of your many study nights. it’s sudden and unexpected, but not unwelcome, with the way he’s putting his hands in your hair and shying away from your eyes when you break away.
childe being the one you bump into when you’re hurrying to your interview in the morning. clumsily throwing a sorry at him and proceeding to run, not even turning back to see what he does. childe being the last person you expect to see when you walk into the room at the company you’re trying to get a job at. him, silently laughing when he notices your horrified eyes and assuring you it’s okay, because he’s not your employer and just someone you’ll work with if you get the job (and he says he’s sure you will while winking at you). and, somehow, his words of reassurance, those words from a stranger make you believe in yourself.
diluc being the one you get into an arranged marriage with. he’s cold and aloof, never smiling, and you dread the rest of your life by his side. but, it turns out he’s surprisingly gentle the more time you spend with him — with his actions and words, everything seeming to be thought through and over. he gives you your favorite flowers for the first time, simply remembering them because you mentioned them in a conversation once, and you think that maybe it won’t be that bad. you think that maybe, you could learn to love him.
kaeya as your childhood best friend, the one always by your side. the one being there when you were going through your first heartbreak, the one being there when you go from strength to strength, the one supporting you ‘till the very end. the one standing next to you on your wedding, although not as the one you’re marrying. but he tells himself it’s okay. it always is, as long as he sees you smile — even if it’s not at him.
kaedehara kazuha — the owner of a little flower shop you stumble upon while exploring your neighboring area. you have no idea how you missed it before and so when you decide to step in and get welcomed by the ringing of a small bell above the door, you aren’t expecting someone that looks like an angel greeting you. he’s quite charming, with his soft voice and way of speaking in poems and his knowledge about the plants that are everywhere around him. you promise you’ll try to come back and he only smiles and says it’s alright. i have a feeling fate will bring us back to each other anyways, you think to yourself and you couldn’t be more right.
xiao as the friend that went missing years ago and suddenly showing up on your doorstep, all bloodied and with a dizzy look in his eyes. i’m sorry, i didn’t know where to go, he murmures before passing out in your arms. he refuses to tell you anything when he wakes up; refuses to say where he’s been all those years, refuses to explain why he had injuries all over his body, refuses to tell you how he knew where you were living. he’s different, but at the same time all the same — he’s the same boy you’d find yourself waking up in class, the same boy you gave flirting tips to when he had a crush. he’s different, but he’s still your xiao and so you don’t force him. but you’re also not letting him go that easy again and when you tell him that, he seem panicked but at the same time relieved. maybe, just maybe, you think to yourself, he missed you the same way you missed him.
Valid reasons for wishing on a banner:
Interesting item/backstory design
Powerful tool to make a better team with
Fits the aesthetics of a team/build
My reasons for wishing on a banner:
I'm extremely gay for the character(s)
Noelle Hangout Guide
Klee: Hey Jean, Jean: Yes? Klee: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jean: Jean: Where’s Albedo?