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Genshin Impact Illustration Book Collection Vol. 1
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ETA: Feb 2022
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Genshin Impact Mondstadt Ver. Chibi Figurines
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A/N: hello!! This is the Hades x Genshin crossover that I promised lane's discord server, but I decided to dump it here too, so it's a little like a fic :D
You don't need prior knowledge of Hades (the game) to read, you can just enjoy Childe's cluelessness.
Word count: 817 words
Okay, first things first. Ajax considered himself quite quick on his feet. Clumsy, immature, a little too battle hungry, yes. Those were all him. But slow? No. That wasn’t him at all.
In battle, he had to be quick; his fighting style depended on how fast he could follow up, how fast he could move and how quick he could dodge. That did nothing to deter his extreme confidence in his ability.
So it came as a surprise that the training ruin guard managed to catch the side of his rib. There was a wet, ripping sound, and Tartaglia felt like his stomach dropped out of his body. The last thing he saw was Sulien discarding his claymore and running towards him. Then a gong sounded, and he was no more.
He woke up, drenched in blood.
Now, Ajax would like to clarify something. He was not a fan of waking up in gore, but sometimes, when you were knocked out, you literally had no choice. But this time, there weren’t any bodies nearby, the liquid flowing from an ornate spigot in the wall like a macabre water fountain.
That wasn’t an understatement, his clothes were literally dripping with blood. He sat up, feeling the thick, tangy liquid sluice off him and into the pool he was sitting in. Which was also filled with blood.
Slowly, Tartaglia stood up, slogging towards the steps built into the side of the pool. He winced a little when he tracked blood onto the carpet, but ultimately, he didn’t really care. He swore he’d been injured, but there were no wounds on his chest nor any scars. It was like the wound had magically disappeared.
Oh, shit. Where was Sulien? The last thing he remembered was that he was at one of Zapolyarny Palace’s training grounds, and then… and then what? Stepping out, he stumbled back as a translucent green spirit passed through him, pausing only to chitter at him before leaving again, melting into the carpet.
“What the hell,” Ajax said, his eyes fixated on the spot where the ghost had disappeared.
“Ah! I'm up, I'm up!”
Ajax’s head snapped up, to where one of the statues had seemingly come to life. Said statue also seemed to be wrapped in a red quilt, lined with ermine fur.
“Hey, Zagreus! Another escape attempt gone wrong, huh? It said you died by--” The one who called him Zagreus squinted at him, the good natured smile sliding off his face. “You’re not Zagreus, are you? Last I checked, you never had that horrid orange hair.”
“I-- excuse me?” Ajax spluttered, suddenly very aware of the drying blood on his uniform.
The statue looked him down and up critically, tapping the tip of his quill to his chin before shrugging and settling back into his blanket. Vaguely, he registered that the statue seemed to be floating.
“Eh, whatever. Shade, spirit, enjoy your stay. I’m going to… to…. Catch up on sleep.”
Ajax watched in utter bewilderment as the statue curled up in the quilt, pulling something over his eyes. He was asleep in five seconds flat.
He wandered further in a daze, turning left and finding himself face to face with another ghost. But this one was different; it had more form than the faceless, whispering spirits outside in the hallway, and he looked just as stunned as Ajax.
“Who are you? You aren’t Zagreus.”
“I’ve been getting that a lot,” Ajax muttered. “You wouldn’t happen to have water around, would you? A bath would be nice.”
The spirit looked baffled. “Water?”
“Yeah. Blood dries tacky, so I want to get it out as fast as possible.” He spread his arms, as though anyone could miss how his entire body was covered in it.
“I-- Who are you?” The ghost looked at him with a newfound curiosity, and Ajax found himself squirming uncomfortably. “I can sense death from you. You reek of blood and war, boy.”
“I--” On one hand, he was slightly insulted to be called ‘boy’. On the other hand, he really, really wanted to know what on earth was happening right now. And he had a feeling that codenames didn’t work right here.
The spirit’s eyebrows shot upwards. “Ajax?”
“My name is Achilles. Mentor to Zagreus, Prince of the Underworld.”
“Okay, Achilles, I need to ask you something.” He tried to rest a palm on the ghost’s shoulder, and it simply slipped right through. He fumbled quickly, managing to stand himself upright again, much to the amusement of Achilles.
“Is there a way out of all this?”
“I beg your pardon?” There was a strange look on his face.
“Can you escape this place? Because-- well, because I have someone waiting for me out there, and… well, this place is pretty dead. By which I mean, there’s nothing to kill.”
Achilles gave him a mysterious smile. “Oh I wouldn’t be too sure about that, Ajax.”
| @cerasus--flores | @heyitslane-sl |
cyberpunk or sci-fi AU mhm
the new genshin update is a little weird
Me and the bestie beating up monsters in some random domain
Song: Temperature - Sean Paul
So I just learned that Ritsuka/Gudao English VA is the same with Childe’s English VA and I hereby present to you these badly edits
WANNA GET DRUNK N NASTY?
SUMMARY: in which they come to you being tipsy and needy.
KAEYA, DILUC, CHILDE, ZHONGLI, THOMA x AFAB!reader
CONTAINS: nsfw, breeding mentions, overstim, degradation and praise, fingering, squirting, size kink, finger sucking, exhibitionism (kinda), public sex, body worship, thomas a whiner
💌 from ak1loids: its my birthdayyyyy heres some smut from me to you 🙆🏽♀️💗
all acts in these drabbles r CONSENTUAL !
彡 heavy gasps and panting was all that was heard after you arrived home into KAEYA's arms. it started off as simple cuddling, the musky scent of wine on his lips. soon enough his gloved hands made their way to your hips which soon led to your pretty little cunt being stretched open by his long fingers. you mewled, toes curling all while he breathlessly watched as you soaked his fingers. "was worried about you all day, sweetheart," kaeya drawls, kissing your neck while you grab his wrist. whether you grabbed his wrist to get him to slow his fingers or for him to go deeper: he didn't know. "you were gone for so long... wanted to bend you over this morning and take you. could've called in sick..." you gasp as he touches a familiar spot within you, kaeya grinning like a cheshire cat. "'m sorry, did i do something? is it right there?" his digits go deeper as you cry out, unshed tears in your eyes. he hums, mouth watering as your pussy spasms around his fingers. "be a good girl and cum. make it messy, too." he says right against your ear, using his other hand to keep your shaking thighs open while you gush around his fingers. no matter what state he was in, he knew you were always there to be a perfect plaything. "hm.. not quite as messy as i'd hope. i'll let you try again on my cock. okay, sweetheart?"
彡 it felt as if you were in an alternative universe. was DILUC drunk? or the least bit tipsy, seeing that he could walk and write perfectly fine. you sat in front of him, putting your hand on his forehead concernedly. maybe the wine tasting was his tipping point. he was basically a lightweight. "'m fine, love. actually," he clenches his eyes closed. "i'm really fucking horny." your jaw drops, all the while he makes his way over to you while lifting off his jacket and shirt. "could i take you right now? need to fuck that tight hole... make it mine." faster than you could react, he lifts you onto his esteemed desk where anyone- the maids or kaeya who was notorious for showing up unannounced- could walk in. but his eyes darkened at the mention of someone finding you both. "let them come in.. want them to see how good of a slut you are for me... just me," diluc taps your mouth with his fingers, seconds after pulling your pants and ripping your panties off. as soon as his long digits entered your mouth so did his dick, both of you gasping slightly. you covered your loud moans with your hands, his grip leaving fingerprint bruises. you quietly mewled his name, pulling him for a kiss. kissing you swiftly he sped up, swallowing your moans. "love, i told you. i don't fucking care if they find us. stop holding back your moans. i need to hear you, darling," diluc moans as his hips pump you fully. "mm. maybe i should fuck you where everyone can see. make you write on my cock and beg for more." he stills from fucking you, a deep moan leaving his bitten lips. the thought alone makes him come undone inside your pussy while your drool and tears leak onto his writing paper. "just be good and let me have you once more, my love."
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ it definitely wasn't rare to see CHILDE sit back and gulp down a couple of beers or wine, but then again he always used to watch himself. he knew his limits, and never pushed them for a short lived buzz. but tonight, all of that flew out of the window as his wine stained lips brushed against your neck for the fifth time that night. he was lucky that you both were concealed in a secluded area of liyue harbor, sitting atop of a hill that led up to where the ships set sail. "it's so rude to ignore your boyfriend, y/n," his grip felt needy as he pulled you even closer on his lap. "'think you need to make it up to me, yeah?" pretty cerulean eyes hazily looked over you, hypnotizing you until you realized your sopping cunt was hovering over his dick. "gonna let me put it in? hm? you're gushing all over me, baby," you gasp over and over as his throbbing tip enters you and then leaves again, a sadistic smile gracing childe's face. nervously looking around, you try pulling down your shirt and glancing at him with pleading eyes. "'but we can't we're in public,'" he mocks you, sighing and shuddering when he sits you on his long cock. you know him well, he's holding himself back from fucking you rough into the hard ground. his long fingers rub your clit and you cry out, embarrassed that he has you this loud after one thrust. "aww look at that. all that fussing just to want to be bred like a slut. i know exactly what you want. always."
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ anyone who comes in contact with ZHONGLI knows the man loves his wine. which was why you were in the predicament as of right now: the 6'2 archon sleeping soundly against your pillowy thighs while you raked your fingers through his hair. he suddenly stirs, blinking up at you. "thank you for allowing me to rest on you, my flower." you simply smile and brush him off, jumping when he kisses your inner thighs. one kiss turns into two, then three, and now your legs are over his broad shoulders while he messily eats you out. you already came three times, and no amount of whining or tears could get him to lessen his loving assault on your poor pussy. "dry your tears, darling. i'm simply showing my appreciation to the one i love the most." zhongli kisses your sloppy pussy once more, strings of your previous release on his lips. "so beautiful," he almost growls, pushing your shaking thighs apart to dive back in. his gloved digits pump into you while he sucks at your clit, topaz eyes watching your every expression. he knows every one by heart, especially when you're about to come. "if you're going to cum, do so on my tongue. i don't want anything to go to waste. do you understand?" zhongli's tone was authoritative, forcing you to nod and writhe. you pull his hair hard when you come, so lost in pleasure that you don't realize you gushed onto the sheets instead of his tongue like he instructed. the archon gives you a hard stare that gives shivers of fear and excitement. "hm. it seems my flower is having a hard time following instructions. come bend over my lap."
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ the last time you remembered, hot-pot games usually included non-traditional ingredients. not sake. now THOMA, all blushy faced and warm, lays at your side. he seems to flush even more at your concern, making him sip on water and brushing his hair back from his eyes. "'shouldn't have gone against beidou for that drinking challenge... kinda set myself up there." he hiccups, and all you can do is laugh. the blond hugs your frame against him, sighing. "'m supposed to take care of you now you're taking care of me. sorry, angel." of course you reassure him that you'll always take care of him. of course you're so good to him, so perfect. he just needs to return the favor, as always. which is why his hand is pressed against your lower stomach while he fucks you deeply, whimpering softly at your moans. the pillow underneath your back only makes you arch further, taking him deeper. "you're so, so, so good, wanna make you feel like this forever.." thoma breathlessly says. his voice only makes you more wet, and he groans at the feeling. "k-keep talking? oh, fuck it feels like heaven. your pussy is so. good." thoma emphasizes with thrusts that leave you gasping for breath, clenching your eyes shut. "no. no baby please look at me. need to see what you look like when you're being fucked." he moans, fucking you deeper into the mattress. you prayed to celestia that no one heard how loud you both were being. but when he angled his dick to kiss your cervix you cried out at the same time as him. "gonna cum inside, angel. ah, please, need to cum so bad. gonna let me do it right here, yeah? fuck..."
tartas alfin acabado chinfgadamadre >:v
its ok he’s got you covered lololol
Why do so many people think that Scara's gonna end up offing Tartaglia?