ALRIGHT LET’S GET THIS WAGON ROLLING
So y'all are maybe interested in the Girl Night idea and here is where I pitch my not game plot to all that wanna see three women accidentally cause anarchy across Paris.
Carm is tired as hell with the slow trudge in Sly clues. She’s lost her patience with Bentley, it’s been over 5 years. We’re done waiting.
So she’s using all sorts of connections to look into any historia for potential clues. Which leads her to a small library well known for containing old texts written as far back to the brink of civilization. There she meets Jesse. The mongoose librarian with a love for anything in old paper. She never reads anything that’s been published 10 years or younger.
The two girls strike up a convo and Jesse is all-
Jesse: Well if you want to see some cool stuff, we got the ‘banned’ material in the back.
Carmelita: But aren’t you supposed to get permission to share that with me?
Turns out yes, you do. But Jesse doesn’t care, it gives her an excuse to sneak in and read that juicy stuff while Carm looks for potential Cooper documents.
Along the way they find some details about some Cooper activity that Carm doesn’t recognize being saved in the Theivious Raccoonus. And upon pondering whether to smuggle this to Bentley, Jesse reveals her top 3 interests.
Old text of historical news, crime novels, and women.
The two have to suddenly sneak out (with stolen documents) as the owner of the building comes in with goons wmto move the documents. But on their way out, they find out the owner has been illegally selling the old files, texts, and books to some weirdo historian who wants to fabricate a ancestry that will boost his standing with modern day royalty.
Jesse and Carmelita are now on a new case!
But they need to stop somewhere first, Jesse promises that if they’re dealing with meatheads they need an even bigger meathead.
And that’s where Carmelita feels a twinge of fear for the first time in her life.
And then that feeling is met with a bloody hockey player with a big smile.
Haleigh is added to the ranks as they devise their next move. And now the three girls are having a girls night out! With guns! And gay pining! And stolen documents!