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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    21.09.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Augustus: (slaps Wonka out of the blue)

    Wonka: (angrily) Why did you do that?!

    Augustus: A confersation schtarter?

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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    21.09.2021 - 10 hours ago

    Wonka: From now on, I'm keeping track of the calories you take in!

    Augustus: (begins to devour a mountain of food)

    *POW!*

    Wonka: (singed) My calculator blew up.

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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    20.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Wonka: (To Augustus) You're getting kind of big.

    (Augustus imagines a huge version of him rampaging through a city like Godzilla)

    Augustus: (turns to Wonka) Cool!

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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    20.09.2021 - 21 hours ago

    Wonka: I think it's time we learn to live with being ostracized.

    Augustus: Mmm...

    Wonka: Don't you dare say "ostrich eyes"!

    #source: the Simpsons #augustus gloop#willy wonka#incorrect quotes #charlie and the chocolate factory #CatCF
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  • gotharab
    20.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    i was eating this smoked salmon bagel and felix got all crazy sniffing me sfbgkfbkgfdgj i had to hold it up in the air because he kept being right up in my face

    #he sniffed my face several times it looked like the one bad gloop pic but a tuxedo cat instead #v
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  • yungwunderfallz
    19.09.2021 - 1 day ago
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  • sapnaptwt
    19.09.2021 - 1 day ago
    #also whenever i see ur url i go one bad gloop n she- *u shoot me* #asks#lumine :)
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  • babypaul
    19.09.2021 - 2 days ago

    A Starbucks Encounter

    Starbucks

    Che, 24, was shocked, stupi(d)fied even. Usually his face is tense, skeletal, like an old t-shirt, stretched over a body five years older than the purchase. Now his cheeks are sagging like a pair of big, sweaty balls. He wondered how big his feet would look right now if he took his sandals off. Blood always rushes to Che’s feet when he’s nervous and right now he imagines they’d look like little Augustus Gloops.

    Waiting in front of him, his ex Di, 23. They had broken up eight months ago, and since then she had moved to Los Angeles. He’d heard she was trying to become an actress. “What was she doing back in Springfield, Missouri?” He reaches his arm out but can’t quite bring himself to tap her on the shoulder, they hadn’t ended on great terms.

    Eight months ago Che decided to bring a woman, who was not Di, back to their apartment. Di, having gone to her parents for a night, had gotten home early. He tried to tell her she was a work friend. Di asked why his pupils were so dilated and why they were both holding drinks. The work friend quietly left. I’m sure you can imagine what ensued. Che decided to go for the night and, when he came back, found her side of the room cleared. The shelfs and wooden bedside were empty, posters taken off the wall. The only trace being small dots of blu-tac, dispersed in differing rectangles around her side of the room. She had even cut the duvet, pillows, bedsheets and mattress in half. Taking it all with her. He texted her for days after, begging her to come back, or see him. She never obliged.

    So here they stand, not 3 feet from each other, and Che is slowly, quietly, backing out the sliding doors. The coffee could wait, anyway, he was sure there would be another Starbucks a street or two over.

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  • nelc
    18.09.2021 - 3 days ago
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  • betsyworthingtons
    18.09.2021 - 3 days ago

    Literal children: *act like literal children; one has an eating disorder due to bad parenting and an unhealthy environment; one chews gum a lot*

    Willy W0nka:

    #augustus gloop#veruca salt#violet beauregarde#mike teavee #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #wwatcf#anti w0nka #(Yes I have a lot of feelings about this.) #tw: ed mention #tw: eating disorder
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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    17.09.2021 - 3 days ago

    Wonka: {Holding a cup of hot cocoa while Augustus sits nearby} Nothing lasts forever.

    Augustus: Except vatefer is in ze back of ze refrigerator.

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  • timwonka
    17.09.2021 - 3 days ago

    Augustus Gloop

    He died at the Wonka factory in the Chocolate room. He fell into the chocolate river, after which he was sucked into the pipe, through which he got to the fudge room, where they prepared fudge from him and went to hell.

    Place of work: I.M.P.

    Main position: Cook delicious food

    The main sin: gluttony

    Ability: super strength

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  • myrkl
    17.09.2021 - 3 days ago

    gludge and sloop

    #as opposed to sludge and gloop obviously
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  • thegirlthatsdancingintherain
    16.09.2021 - 4 days ago

    me and the mutuals chilling on the dash

    #tag yourself i'm the gloop child #key#bad love
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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    16.09.2021 - 5 days ago

    Augustus: Can I get a "vhat, vhat?"

    Mike: ...What?

    Augustus: Close enough!

    #source: the big bang theory #Augustus Gloop#Mike Teavee#incorrect quotes #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #catcf
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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    15.09.2021 - 6 days ago

    Mike: (Holding a banana peel)

    Augustus: A banana peel?

    Mike: Yup! I've got a point to prove! Have you ever seen- REALLY seen- someone slip on a banana peel?

    Augustus: Vell, in cartoons I'fe-

    Mike: Ah-HA! In CARTOONS! But not in real life! ...And why not? Because banana peels are NOT slippery! (puts it down and steps on it) See? I couldn't slip on this if I TRIED!

    Augustus: (steps on the peel) Hmm! You're right!

    Mike: Another example of people believing a MYTH! People just don't slip on banana peels in real life! It DOESN'T HAPPEN!

    Wonka: (walking along, slips on the banana peel- *ZZUP!* - and glares at the boys)

    ...

    Mike: (walking to his dorm room) This isn't happening.

    Augustus: (walking to his own dorm room) Shut up.

    #Mike Teavee#Augustus Gloop#Willy Wonka#incorrect quotes #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #CATCF #source: big nate
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  • augxstvs-gloxp
    14.09.2021 - 6 days ago

    Good going, GTWs. 

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  • incorrect-catcf-quotes
    14.09.2021 - 1 week ago

    Wonka: I'm just here to supervise a Sci-Fi convention in the factory commons room.

    Augustus: I love sci-fi! Almost as much as deep fry!

    Wonka: Then come on in, Augustus– your enthusiasm and girth will fit right in.

    #source: the simpsons: tapped out #Willy Wonka#Augustus Gloop#incorrect quotes #Charlie and the Chocolate Factory #CATCF
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  • gnfcatboy
    13.09.2021 - 1 week ago

    seth

    #one bad gloop #and she do want i yoinky #seth tag
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