my bedroom window opens out onto the fire escape. turns out there's a squirrel who lives on the roof of our apartment and every single day i see him running up and down the fire escape with a mouth full of food. you go, little dude.
having friends who are willing to stab people if they make fun of you for having fun and being you >>>>>>>>>
“I have something I need to tell you,” Mr Larusso said when they were in the car.
“Go for it.”
“At the committee meeting; There was a ban on your dojo, and you gave a speech and we voted and you got it overturned, you remember?” Mr Larusso reminded him.
“Yeah. Whats-her-face was super into me. I figured I had her vote,” Dad smirked.
“You did,” Mr Larusso frowned dramatically. “Sue was twirling her hair and giggling about what an upstanding member of the community you were.” Mr Larusso did a little impression of this woman.
Dad was so amused by this he actually snorted a little while chuckling to himself. He glanced at Mr Larusso and then tried to be more serious. “ Are you…jealous? Do you have a thing for Whats-her-face? Like, I’m not interested, if that’s your issue,” Dad explained casually, but then he realised something. He turned his whole body in his seat to look at Mr Larusso with a scandalised expression on his face. “But dude, not cool - doing that to Amanda! Amanda’s great,” He scolded.
“I don’t have a thing for Sue!” Mr Larusso snapped, and then he inhaled a Miyagi breath. The next time he spoke, his voice was much more reasonable. “I just think Sue should be… more professional during karate committee meetings.”
Dad’s jerk smirk was even wider now. “Yeah, keep it in your pants Whats-your-face. Daniel Has Spoken - this is a place of karate! No getting horny allowed!” He teased before his face grew more thoughtful. “Daniel, why are you bringing this up now?”
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I was just doodling but holy crap, I think I just drew the goodest boy ever!
screaming and crying and throwing up etc.
*in reference to my last few posts*
sweet, overly cheerful, slightly naive himbo in media: *exists*
me immediately : i would die for you absolutely i love you so very much.
Gomorrah: Devourer of the Divine
Day 26 - Internet Cat
A very good lil Gremlin. Love those big ol eyes.
Check out goodboigremlin on Instagram! You won’t regret it!
Go See Dat Good Boi
love that the new update has just made Shwaer extra gross