The Rapunzel leaving the tower emotional crisis but it’s me thinking about commissions
I picked up my high school diploma today,,,
“Why the FUCK everything cost MONEY?!”
Me and the boys at 1 AM
Thinking about that time when I was like 13 and I was at a homeschool camp and it was like 2am and we had stayed up past midnight for the last few nights and then woken up early, so we were all extremely tired (I for example was so tired that I had a few people seriously ask me if I was drunk, because when I get tired I laugh at everything and also care even less what people think of me) , some of the others had been surviving on caffeine alone, but I didn’t like the taste of coffee so instead I just ate a lot of sugar, and we were walking down this cobblestone path at like 2am, and the path had a big flowerbed running along side it and in the flowerbed there was this large patch of one specific plant that was really leafy and kinda soft, I was lagging behind the rest of the group, snuggled up into my hoodie (because it was fucking FREEZING!!) and I knelt by the flowerbed and started rubbing my hands and face all over the leaves ( no regrets, they felt super great.) and my friends noticed and pulled me away (literally, they had to physically drag me away from this plant) and once we got far enough away (about 4 metres) I started lagging behind again….and man, these leaves called to me, I was just fascinated with the way they felt, so, I ran back to the plant, stood in front of the garden-bed, tightened my hoodie cords until you could barely see my eyes, and promptly face dived into the leaves while yelling “IM A LEAF!!! at the top of my lungs….at 2 in the morning, not too far from where some other homeschoolers were sleeping in their tents. I laid there for a good 2 minutes while my friends just stared at me in awe (I’m usually the one watching my other friends do the dumb shit, so all my friends (with the exception of one guy who I’ve known since I was 7,) have never seen that side of me.) I literally almost fell asleep, In fact I might of had a power-nap. I would of been quite happy to sleep there the entire night, I just felt infinite, if said friend who I’ve known since I was 7, hadn’t actually picked me up and carried my a little way away from the garden-bed, even after that at least two of my friends held onto me until we were ages away from the spot where the incident that would later be know as the “IM A LEAF!!!” incident happened.
BONUS!!: Earlier that same night we had been walking along this path, just chatting, and next to the gravel road we were walking down was this hill, and just like the plant it called to me, and I stopped, in the middle of my pack of friends, stared at the hill and just whispered to myself
“Imma roll down that..”
and so I did. I laid down horizontal to the hill in the pitch blackness, without telling any of my friends what I was thinking, by this stage a few of them had caught on and one of them even agreed with me that it was the best hill for rolling down that he had ever seen, so I rolled down and down and down and the world was tumbling around me and for the second time that day I felt infinite….until I started feeling queasy and stopped rolling in the middle of the hill without knowing that the boy who had agreed with me started rolling down the hill straight after me, so he barreled into me and we both started rolling down the hill again. Once we got to the bottom of the hill I laid very still and because my oversized hoodie was green I blended into the grass perfectly and my friends couldn’t find me for a good 3 minutes (there was like 15 of them and they all had the flashlight on their phones on but they still didn’t find me), before I moved because they were starting to panic. When I stood up I was soooo dizzy that I couldn’t walk straight for a good ten minutes after that. Then once we were all at the bottom of the hill (no one except me, the boy who followed me and my friend of 6 years rolled down the hill, which I saw as a missed opportunity, the rest just walked) but then; one of the girls decided to try to roll up the hill, which she and a few others eventually succeeded at after some trial and error.
Man, I love that feeling of being infinite.
Man, I love being Homeschooled.
“Farewell my nachos, you have served me well over the night and now you are in the septic”
-my dad, talking about his morning dump
W końcu się zapisałam do tego darmowego Mythical Society. Zawsze odkładałam to na później, bo… Nie wiem w sumie czemu. 🤔 Nie było to takie ważne? I guess. 🤷♀️
#cat #cute #adorable #aww #video #animals #
Update: just saw a cat food commercial which said “*cat food brand name*, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE” in Swedish and I now feel threatened
pets and guitars everytime
If you both like him so much you might as well invite him into your futon?
“What ruined your self esteem so much, man?”
“Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?”