#hamlet Tumblr posts

  • hamlet-shit-posts
    17.06.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    Person in the Fandom: Hamlet’s a prison.

    Other Person: Then is Shakespeare one.

    PitF: A goodly one; in which there are many confines, wards and dungeons, Hamlet being one o' the worst.

    OP: We think not so, my lord.

    PitF: Why, then, 'tis none to you; for there is nothing either good or bad, but shipping makes it so: to me it is a prison.

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  • mistressaccost
    17.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    ugh. it’s 3.1.57 time 😔

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  • daffodilscoraltree
    16.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Alright Alright, have some short Porteng thing.

    Portugal: Arthur you've been watching TV all day, what's gotten you stuck—oh wow.

    England: *binge watching live Shakespeare theatre sobbing with popcorn, knowing how to recite everyword of the plays and poems like how we can make tv references*

    Portugal: *goes and gets more popcorn before joining watching with Arthur because why not*

    Why make sense when you can just be chaotic.

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  • gaymageclub
    16.06.2021 - 4 hours ago

    we were playing board games the other night, and somehow started talking about our favorite and least favorite shakespeare plays? it turned into a very brief argument about hamlet, including me trying to recite the "to be or not to be" soliloquy by memory.

    next game we play is betrayal at house on the hill (side note: if you've never played it, do yourself a favor and go buy it), and when it comes time for the haunting, we pull out the lil expansion pack, bc my friends are fancy like that.

    our haunting? Rosencrantz and All of You Are Dead. it was entirely hamlet themed, with the traitor becoming hamlet and the rest of us had apparently conspired to murder his father, the king. if you've never played this haunt i won't spoil it all for you, but it does involve dramatically reciting shakespeare and stat boosts for wittiness.

    it's like that feeling when you're discussing some specific product with your friends irl and then you start getting ads for it on social media and you know that your phone has been spying on you, except the only technology involved in making it happen was random dice rolls and a pre-printed list of instructions

    #betrayal at house on the hill #hamlet#board games#text#humor#mine
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  • incorrect--shakespeare-quotes
    16.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Hamlet: I turned out perfectly fine!

    Horatio: Hamlet, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

    Hamlet: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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  • starry-ocean-sky
    16.06.2021 - 6 hours ago

    ~ Day 9 / 30 ~

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  • applespicedliterature
    16.06.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Hey so I [21M] accidentally stabbed my fiancee’s [21F] father because I thought he was my murderous uncle. I apologized but then my fiancee killed herself. AITA?

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  • lumoshyperion
    16.06.2021 - 8 hours ago
    #Cursed Child #Harry Potter and the Cursed Child #ccsquad#Karlbus#Karl Jenkins#Albus Potter#my writing #Karl Jenkins x Albus Potter #apparently my new favourite hobby is writing obscure things no one will read?? #first the Kiki AU then the Spiritfarer AU and now Hamlet AU. #idk what it says about me but I'm having fun and that's what counts 🌈
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  • incorrect--shakespeare-quotes
    16.06.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Hamlet: Can you keep a secret?

    Horatio: Do you know anything about my life?

    Hamlet: No I do not. Good point.

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  • alexversenaberrie
    16.06.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #sheriarty #sherlock x jim #hamlet #what a piece of work is a man #jimlock #jim x sherlock #sherlock/jim
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  • whatwemaybeoriginalplay
    16.06.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Act I 

    Scene I

    7:12am. Monday.

    (a dimly lit stage right, with a bed in the middle. It’s a view of an apartment, and there’s a couple sleeping in the bed. A phone on the nightstand rings once, but goes to voicemail because no one answers it. Lights up on Gilderoy, stage Left.)

    Gilderoy Voicemail: Hey, it’s me again. This is the fifth time I’ve tried to reach you, but I don’t know what’s been happening. Are these messages coming through? If you somehow get this, just, uhm, call me back. Please. There’s something we need to talk about. Thanks. Bye.

    (light’s down on stage Left. the phone rings again, but no answer)

    Gilderoy Voicemail: Hey, Hugo, it’s Dad…again. I don’t know how many times I’ve tried to call you now, maybe six or seven? Anyways, uhm, please call me back as soon as you get these. Okay, hanging up now. Bye.

    (Lights down. the phone rings once more, but again, no answer)

    Gilderoy Voicemail: Hey, Hugo, it’s Dad. Did you block my number somehow? Your phone keeps getting me to Voicemail, and I don’t know what’s going on. Listen, there’s something I need to tell you, but I can’t do it in just a voicemail. Call me back when you see this. Hopefully this one goes through.

    Automated Voice Message: Your voicemail storage is full. Please erase some voicemails in order to be able to receive new ones again, or upgrade your voicemail inbox for more storage at just $7.99 a month. (a beep) 

    what we may be - an original play by @highkey-or-loki on tumblr

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  • completelycorrectshakespeare
    16.06.2021 - 12 hours ago

    Fortinbras: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

    Horatio: Honestly, not much.

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  • edettethegreat
    16.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Anyway my cousin (who knows I like Shakespeare) got my this for graduation 

    I love it so much

    #I love it #Why is she so good at getting people gifts #i wish i had that talent #shakespeare#Hamlet
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  • itbjossi
    16.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Whatever the person behind SparkNotes' twitter is being paid it's not enough pt. insert random number here

    #classic lit memes #literature memes#sparknotes #lord of the flies memes #lord of the flies #lotf memes#lotf#lotf jack#lotf ralph#hamlet memes#hamlet#shakespeare memes#shakespeare#the hobbit#hobbit #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings #lotr memes#lotr #the phantom of the opera #phantom meme #phantom of the opera #frankenstein memes#frankenstein #the crucible meme #the crucible memes #the crucible#socrates
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  • helenasbertram
    16.06.2021 - 13 hours ago
    #also I think it rewired my brain when I was little bc self-recognition through the other #anything that had homoerotic content was not allowed and you simply did not talk about it bc section 28 and it's aftermath at least at home #so you're a wee girl and go ''ah oh okay'' re: language and that's it #love it <3 it's fun <3 always offend your audience <3 stop producing hamlets :) #billy s #// long post #(everything about me can be explained by the fact that my queer awakening happened through the cw's spn and TGV) #and other stuff but mostly that
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  • whiskedthought
    16.06.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Where did all the soft love die ?

    Longing for the touch of your lover

    Wanting to run your fingers through his hair

    While he close his chaotic eyes

    And lay his heavy head on your soft lap

    Where did all the cravings fade away?

    Wanting to kiss his broken lips

    While he bruised your neck

    Leaving his trail behind

    Where did all the purity drain out ?

    Just sitting and waiting all day

    Only to be wrapped in your lovers arms

    While he whispered that he loves you beyond the stars and the universe

    -Mon

    #love live #in the mood for love #90s#old love#cliche#dark academia#academia aesthetic#academic #excerpt from a book i'll never write #l writes #poems on tumblr #romantic academia#spiled thoughts#poetscommunity#shakespeare#hamlet#classic literature#literature#english#aesthetic #writers on tumblr #books & libraries #poets on tumblr #artists on tumblr #best seller books #writings#1am things#bloggin#bookstagram#chaotic academia
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  • spino-sascha-the-sequel
    16.06.2021 - 14 hours ago

    Wait if Hamlet succeeded to kill Claudius and not die meanwhile, he would have become king, how have i legit never thought about that before? So the hesitation he has must also have been related to that, he does’nt know if he’s ready for that responsibility or if he even deserves it. His right to the throne got stolen and he didn’t have the confidence to change it. 

    #hamlet #once again the sad fictional prince is relatable #shakespeare
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  • spino-sascha-the-sequel
    16.06.2021 - 14 hours ago

    If it turns out i’m trans, Hamlet would be the thing that transed my gender and i don’t know how i feel about that

    #i feel like hamlet maybe isnt the ideal grounds to build your future on but okay i guess #hamlet#shakespearer#trans#questioning#gender#gender envy#dark academia
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  • aconetsia
    16.06.2021 - 18 hours ago

    RIP Shakespeare and Jane Austen, you guys would have loved overusing the word "cringe".

    #2021 hamlet would do multiple monologues about how unbearably cringe everyone around him was
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