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what i imagine hannibals inner monologue sounds like

“wills butt looked so cute today”

“will smelled like wet dog buns, but he wore that blue shirt that really brings out his eyes”

“did i leave the oven on?”

“cant wait to cook people for my bff jack”

“ooh i bet that persons liver tastes immaculate”

“philosophical mumbo jumbo”

“i’m so smart and handsome and just the coolest person i know”

“maybe i need another ridiculously expensive handmade custom italian suit”

“i hope wills hairs doing that thing with that one curl i like”

“wish beverly had two livers, shit was poppin”

“cant wait to run away with will”

“will”

hannibal Lecter + insulting will’s choice of aftershave

Will: Are you afraid of commitment?

Hannibal: No. I am afraid of banality that comes with commitment

Will: Dare I ask what you consider banal?

Hannibal: Spouses who wander from room to room calling out for their beloved and receiving no answer. There’s no answer because they are not at home. Or because their spouse is preoccupied, or perhaps actively ignoring them. The pattern only gets worse as time progresses. The sense of hearing fades. Worse still, the desire to hang on your lovers’ every word wavers. Then you are just people, committed to each other, with either nothing to say or without the ability to listen

Will:

Clarice:

Clarice: Is this because I had my headphones in when you were calling me in for supper yesterday?

Will: *snickering*

Hannibal: I was talking to you for five minutes, you didn’t hear a word

Will: *laughing harder*

Clarice: Jesus Christ, Hannibal, get over your damn self

Will: Good luck with that dear

Everyone: Please give us just a little bit of Hannibal in Cuba

CBS:

Ha, mood. I bet if Hannibal finds someone ugly he’d just turn them into soup or whatever 😂🥣

They’d get along and judge people all day

She’s going in the soup 🥣

Lol 😂

Ok, but have you considered the fall off the cliff being a Will’s vision?

Will hasn’t got any vision during his time with Molly, ‘cause being away from Hannibal and from the FBI job stopped his “imagination”. He started having visions again while he worked on the Dragon’s murders; those were mild visions anyway.

It’s absolutely conceivable that in the moment Will got together with Hannibal he had a big vision about the two of them falling in the ocean, especially if we think that killing the Dragon was a “baptism” for Will.

Think about all the past visions he had during the previous seasons, especially during the first half of season three. That would have perfectly sense.

I need to write a ff.

Put a finger down: Kin edition

Is the person you kin a 40 to 50 yr old man?

Does he have a younger nale companion?

Does he murder people, with the help of said companion?

Does he have a god complex?

Does he evade police capture, however temporarily?

If you have 5 fingers down, congratulations! You kin the DC Sniper!

Tell me you can’t control

The feelings you desire

i love how will graham thinks killing and eating people is okay if it aligns with one’s moral code, like honey just because you think bad people deserve to die doesn’t mean it’s just for you to kill them, smell a flower and calm down king

Often times I’ll pick up random speech patterns and vocabulary from people or characters I think about a lot, so being in the Hannibal fandom is just me walking on eggshells trying desperately not to pick up Hannibal’s stupid pretentious speaking habits.

hmmmgh gay people

i love how people love hannibal bc most of the time everyone is like “this character is bad and problematic, here’s why” but the ONE TIME a character is actually bad and problematic, people were like nope he is actually nice and we would be friends. gaslighting what’s that

How is it that romantic/profound dialogue is so much harder to write than gore? Is it because nobody ever taught me how to human? Or am I just one of those basic bitches who demonize sexuality while simultaneously glorifying violence?

Part 4!!

This time l tried to use characters other than will and hannibal..I think they look pretty good :D

y’all AJSGDKSKSGSH we’re doing this mock court thing and i’m a justice so i’m supposed to ask questions but every time i ask them (we had a practise today) i start with ‘tell me will’ and then ask a really basic question that eventually derails into psychologically fucking with the lawyers and my co-justices are absolutely fucking SICK of it it’s fucking HILARIOUS ajdgdjjsgshsdh

a while back i ended up bingeing hannibal and man was this a good look. maybe dont kill and eat people next time tho