#harmony speaks Tumblr posts

  • can someone reach through the fabric of space and time and help me locate this fucking pax pen I lost a few days ago and can literally not find

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  • 1970 was 50 years ago

    #harmony speaks #i wasnt even ALIVE then but this fucks up my sense of time #FIFTY??
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  • I’m listening to boss bitch by doja cat and I paused doing my makeup to dance in my room while literally just holding and squeezing my tiddies. not even in a sexual way I swear but more like “hey I can squeeze these haha omg this is fun wow”

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  • putting on the birds of prey soundtrack and about to put makeup on which means we out here ✈️ taking bomb selfies

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  • holy fuck I just got two daily urls I’ve been watching for a loooong time omg yes

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  • hey quick question: so on the last post on @brie-daily​, i saw that someone commented this: 

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    ….what….? for captain marvel 2 having a sequel? i mean first of all, we already knew she was getting a sequel, we just didn’t know WHEN. i mean honestly, it was probably kevin feige who pushed to have a sequel made (but it made so much money it was already GOING to have a sequel.) anyway, he isn’t a woman….was this comment supposed to be negative? i thought most fans who aren’t dudebros wanted the sequel???? hello wtf

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  • i think i’m gonna start posting monologues. i could film them on my phone, or i could just do audio monologues with no video. thoughts? 

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  • wait hold the fuck up

    gwyneth paltrow has a kid named apple? like no joke literally just the word apple? like. like the fruit? like the company? what on earth oh my god. imagine having apple as a name and just having other fruit-named siblings. “apple, bring your brother pear over! it’s dinner!” or “pomegranate, be a doll and go to the underworld for a minute, hmmm?” like. who decides this and for what reason

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  • LOL NO ONE SAW THAT AHAHAHAHAHAH 

    my cheeks are so red i am EMBARRASSED holy fuck someone order a hit on me i am so dhfklsdhfsdf

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  • *screams* CAROL DANVERSSSSSSSSSS COMING BACK JULY 8, 2022 AND I COULDNT BE MORE EXCITED WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK

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  • captain marvel 2 having a release date is so fucking GREAT because it’s like, it seems more real now?? 2022 GET HERE FASTER YOU FUCKHEAD I’M DONE WITH 2020

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  • black widow was moved to the eternals date of november 6, eternals was moved to february 12, and now we have confirmation that the release date for captain marvel is july 8, 2022. i know these are hard times but at least we have all this to look forward to! 

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  • yall look at this name of a customer (actually he’s not a customer, i’m withdrawing his loan rn….so ex “almost financed with my company” lol).

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    MULTIPLE WICKS. MORE THAN THE ONE.

    #harmony speaks #it's a mood
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  • wow I really love women

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  • mine and @tonystarks birthday is in 10 days what the FUCK

    also yes, Lu and I have the same birthday (April 13!!!! mark ur calendars lmao) and I for one think that is quite sexy of us tbqfh

    #harmony speaks#lu tag #what even are birthdays
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  • a few last thoughts before I go to bed at 3 am because I hate myself:

    — eat the fucking rich

    — tiddies are cool, always

    — I love video games so damn much

    — why do we always always always describe a woman’s woohoo in smut as “wet folds”? I get it’s wet and sometimes has folds. but it’s not like you stick a finger inside a coochie and you’re like “hmmmmm feels very Foldy” like? Odd

    — we don’t deserve cats they are very precious

    #harmony speaks#lmfao #listen i just.
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  • WHY DID ALL MY QUEUE’D THINGS JUST POST WTFFF

    #harmony speaks #also yes i lied i didnt sleep #i will now tho i swear
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  • maybe it’s because my nighttime meds have kicked in or maybe I’m a sappy piece of shit or maybe BOTH but I’m crying with snot running down my face at a video game //I’ve already played before//. it’s watch dogs which I beat a few years back and I’m playing it again and this little girl Lena, 6, was killed right? And Aiden (the protagonist and also Lena’s uncle) can’t let it go so he’s trying to figure out who did it and I’m cryingggg. I’m watching a cut scene in the cemetery with Lena’s headstone and her mom telling Aiden to let it go and I’m like oh god. If anyone murdered the children in my life - not even my own kids, just the kids I’m related to - I’d never be able to let that go.

    I’ve always loved this game but now I’m crying at 2 in the morning over it lol

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  • how is everyone making those bingo thingies I want one

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  • Do you ever realize you have no idea what happened in the last 3 minutes of a tv show you’re watching because you started daydreaming

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