#hebrew tag Tumblr posts

  • כל מה שאני עושה זה לראות מטומטמת כל היום

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  • תרבות ביסקסואלית זה להתאהב גם בשחקנית של שירי וגם בשחקן של נמרוד במטומטמת

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  • hey netflix here’s an idea for a sitcom. there’s some people coming to the big city from a smaller town with a lot of roundabouts to make it as musicians but they’re broke and live in the building over an off-brand mcdonalds in which they play in the basement of, forming a band at april fools day and performing in the fast food restaurant wearing pyjamas. their band kind of sucks and so does the restaurant, which serves playdough hot dogs (the audience knows this because the characters break the 4th wall every once in a while). one of the band members has like 7 alter egos

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    אני בכיתה ג מבקש מאבא שלי לקנות לי מנוי שנתי במיקמק אחרי שהקודם שלי נגמר

    #אין לי מושג כמה ישראלים רואים mp100 אבל מיקמק לא יעבוד באנגלית #ישראבלר#עברית#hebrew tag#maxxtalks
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  • ט ו בשבט שמח!

    #בואו ניקח את הפרי הזה #text#hebrew tag #happy tu bishvat! #nechama original
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  • i love how i can so easily talk shit about anybody on this site without them ever knowing bc i can just write in hebrew 

    #its gr9 #עושה זה עכשיו ואתם לא יודעים כלם 💀💀 #אני לאעולם לא לעשות זה חהחהחהחהחהחה #eva talks#hebrew tag#txt
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  • דברים שמצחיקים אותי: כשלא ישראלים שואלים אותי איך מבטאים לוטם

    #אני: lo-tem. as simple as that. #הם: low-tem #אני: יודעים מה לא משנה #hebrew tag#lotem talks
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  • health issues have kept me from keeping up with my class thus far (and my own laziness lbr) but I tried installing Duolingo and started the Hebrew course…

    and every single post I’ve seen about the Duolingo owl haunting your nightmares is absolutely true

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  • today in Hebrew class we were learning colors and one of my classmates snorts when my teacher says the phrase ‘color red’, and they look at each other and snicker and repeat ‘color red’ in a mocking tone, and then it occurs to both of them that no one else in the room gets the joke

    and the student explains that when she was visiting Israel, apparently whenever there were reports of rocket attacks, loudspeakers(?) everywhere would start blaring ‘COLOR: RED, COLOR: RED,’ which I imagine is like ‘CODE RED’ in English. aforementioned student said she found this out the hard way, when the town she was staying in got shelled, and she had to frantically look for the nearest shelter while the warning messages blasted through the streets

    she finishes this anecdote and we’re all staring at her like 😦 and she and the teacher go right back to laughing about it like ‘so yeah, ha ha, COLOR RED’ 

    #israeli culture.jpg #i still dunno how to hebrew on my computer but #i'm replacing it soon anyway #hebrew#hebrew tag#日記
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  • עקב הרבה אי הבנות חשוב לי להבהיר ששם הבלוג שלי, דה לוסט רואד, לא על שם השיר של רוברט פרוסט דה רואד נוט טייקן “(מקווה שהפאנדום של רוברט פרוסט לא יעשה לי שיימינג על זה) אלא רפרנס לשיר של גידי גוב ומיקה קרני, “הגשם יבוא” שמתחיל ב”מקל ואבן והשביל שאבד”. תודה

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  • the first hebrew sentence duolingo taught me is אהבה באה which imho is very cute and positive

    #a good omen! #that is if im understanding the meaning correctly #hebrew tag
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  • honestly i would be so much better at this dumb language if he taught us to write in print but nooooooooooo

    #hebrew tag #still love it tho
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  • replying to someone who knows how to speak hebrew way better than you after they wish you a happy new year like i don’t want it to sound like i’m mimicing your words back to you but i don’t know how to say “to you as well” and i’m fucking scared

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  • #hebrew#female#neutral #(tagging neutral 4 the nickname) #religious#holy#Anonymous#a
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