Ok now I wanna write the orphydice roleswap au so here are some headcanons (thanks to Em @a-rose-remembered for the idea!)
-Orpheus is switched with Eurydice, Persephone is switched with Hades, Hermes is switched with the fates
-Okay, for some context: Persephone in this au is a goddess of death and natural disaster, whose unnatural powers have made the world up above unlivable. Only the truly desperate go up top, and they’re met with constant burning heat and man-eating plants. Either that or it’s winter, in which there’s just a barren landscape of frostbite and ice. Bad situation all around.
-In contrast, Hades is her himbo mechanic husband who lives in a cave for half the year bc he can’t stand the cold. Also he designed a secret underground system of tunnels to hide some of the folks who could get down there but it’s… a flawed design to say the least. After Hades built (dug?) the tunnels, he kinda just left everyone alone, so people are sort of starving.
-Orpheus (Damonpheus here!) is a down-on-his-luck musician. He’s sure his song will convince Persephone to lay up on the whole killing everyone thing, but it’s presented less as idealism and more as a desperate illusion of change being possible. A lot more jaded than show!orpheus, obviously, but still very sweet.
-Eurydice (Evadice) on the other hand, is a Robin Hood type. She’s not just hoping for a change, she’s making it happen. She’s part of an organization called the Nymphs, who are basically doing everything they can to get the other Underground residents some proper food and living conditions. Cool spy stuff all around
-The fates (bway fates) are the leaders of the Nymphs! They’re like Eurydice’s slightly terrifying lesbian aunts. They’re still very much chaotic neutral, but they do love her and genuinely want to help her out. They raised her (and her sisters, most of whom are also Nymphs) from the time she was little, so ideally we will see baby Eurydice
-Hermes is less like show!Hermes and more like how he’s presented in the mythology: a younger man, a trickster, and definitely not trying to help Orpheus out. Orpheus is his nephew through his older brother Apollo, and they don’t have a great relationship, so Orph bears the brunt of that. He’s also one of Persephone’s besties!
I have to go to bed but send me asks besties
The messenger god, but also the god of travelers, roads, hospitality, trade, and thievery.
The Olympians on Thanatos
Devotional Acts For My Deities 9/17/21
Took a shower
Went to my research lab (another day of doing simple math right 😎)
Looked up the word of the day
Started doing a 30 day devotional for him
Carried around his lucky quarter
Met with a friend for lunch
Splurged on my drink 👀
Wore my Ace ring
Made CRYSTALS! Well, they will be crystals when I go back to my lab next week.
Going to watch Hoodwinked, lol
Here's the crystal solutions I have so far! They're a very pretty blue because they have copper in them (and apparently nitrogen with copper turns them from a teal blue to more of this bluer blue). I have no idea what the name of these compounds are...today I added copper acetate and N-methyl imidozole to the 3 base compounds I made the last few days.
And here's the word of the day from dictionary.com from yesterday and today.
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30 Days Of Hermes
Introduce us to your God, but do not use Their name.
He who whispers surprisingly the sagest words I've ever heard...and shouts the stupidest shit I've ever heard 🤣 Anything for a laugh, eh?
From @4res 30 day devotional challenge!
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Pastel subtle lesbian Hermes icons for @sstarrdustt - [ID: Three icons of Hermes Costello from the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure manga. Each is uses pastel versions of the colors from the lesbian flag. In the first icon Hermes is tilted and looking downward nervously with a hand raised. In the second icon she looks at the viewer with surprise. In the third she faces right with an angry expression. End ID]
Hermes is grateful for Persephone's help with Megaera.
Hermes: Everything seems pretty normal today.
Athena: You yeeted Hebe's baby doll on top of Mount Olympus because you can't get Hephaestus' attention.