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  • vampirewizard666
    19.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    My ex blocked me on social media for no apparent reason, but I can still see her new profile picture somehow and it makes me feel a hell of a lot better to see she’s aged about a decade since breaking my heart two months ago.

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  • housenatural
    19.01.2022 - 1 hour ago

    2.15 | 8.21

    #WOW i forgot how nutso balls to the walls those last few eps were actually. thee hell #IM SOOOOOOO. WHAT THE HELL THIS IS SO BAD FOR ME. #house md #sure ill put this in a tag
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  • jaskierstransmascswag
    19.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    just besties being besties

    House/Cuddy/Wilson, 2.9k, complete

    After yet another one of Wilson’s relationships falls through, Cuddy and House realize there’s only one thing they can do to cheer him up: seduce him.
    Wilson has a confusing time, to say the least.

    Read on ao3

    Commissioned by @pecanplease

    #house md #house md fanfiction #house x cuddy x wilson #house x cuddy #hilson
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  • unearthedteacup
    19.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    the fact that wilson went to fucking MCGILL???!! makes me insane. montreal??!!!!!!! CANADA ??!!! james ???????!!!!!

    #him in general makes me go rabid crazy insane #dark brown puppy dog eyes make me go literally crazy. crazy crazy SCREEGFBFBBFB #james wilson#house md
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  • sarcasmic-skies
    19.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    it’s officially missing hilson hours

    #didnt realize how much finishing house was going to affect me but. here we r #i had a routine where i’d come home from campus and watch an ep or 2 before starting my studying #and i went to do that today and realized. there’s no more house. i finished it. #house md #ty’s house md watch party #hilson #I MISS THEM :(
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  • your-fav-has-szpd
    19.01.2022 - 4 hours ago

    Dr. Gregory House from House M.D. has SZPD

    [ID: Gregory House from House MD over the SZPD flag. /End ID]

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  • sylviesbyers
    18.01.2022 - 8 hours ago

    my house md big three = chasecameronwilson 😎

    #they’ll always be famous to me! #robert chase#allison cameron#james wilson#house md #hailey says shit
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  • houseoutocontext
    18.01.2022 - 9 hours ago

    Carnell: Don't worry you can trust me with anything - including your food.

    House: After he and I have sex, I'm going to slit his throat and disembowel him in the bathtub.

    Carnell: Oh, no problem. I'll have the morning Maid Service. Would you like me to have them clean up later when they come to turn down your bed?

    House: Why didn't I meet you six months ago?

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  • allaboutjmo
    18.01.2022 - 11 hours ago

    📺 Jen as Allison Cameron in “House, M.D.” episode 2x21 “Euphoria (Part 2)”. Air date: May 3, 2006

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  • allaboutjmo
    18.01.2022 - 11 hours ago

    📺 Jen as Allison Cameron in “House, M.D.” episode 2x21 “Euphoria (Part 2)”. Air date: May 3, 2006

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  • love-me-some-grayson
    18.01.2022 - 14 hours ago

    Watching s2ep20 and thinking of how, despite the fact that House says a guy who stabbed him would get stabbed back, I well and truly doubt he’d do anything other than stare and smile so softly if Wilson was the guy sticking a knife in him.

    #i should emphasize THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING #but wilson literally leaves him as a lump on the ground after UNDOUBTEDLY aggravating House's injury #and all he does is smile and paw around for his broken cane #these two are so fucked up WONDERFULLY fucked up #house md#hilson
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  • incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes
    18.01.2022 - 16 hours ago

    Captain Pellaeon: If you have money, why did you need the loan?

    Grand Admiral Thrawn: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me.

    Grand Admiral Thrawn: I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me $40 a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.

    Captain Pellaeon: You're trying to objectively trying to measure how much I value our friendship?!

    Grand Admiral Thrawn: It's five grand.

    #gilad pellaeon #grand admiral thrawn #Mitth'raw'nuruodo#star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: house md
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  • bccfggffbgv
    18.01.2022 - 21 hours ago

    Heroic Shadow Au: Parasite

    *Everyone within the camp had witnessed Heroic! Strix eat the brains of a poor Gray Cultists*

    Uzi, having not seen this form until now: Mom what the hell was that?!

    Eda, in a casual tone: Don't worry kids, I just have a small parasite is all! *She had walked off to her tent...Only to hear an enraged voice in her head*

    Heroic! Strix, while insulted: You dare call me a parasite?!

    Eda, while as smug as ever: That's what you are, right~?

    Heroic! Strix: Take it back!!

    Eda: No~

    Heroic! Strix: Take it back!!!

    Eda: Alright fine! Only if you stop yelling at me...You hungry?

    Heroic! Strix: Always~...

    #source: venom#Multiversal Fusion #multiversal fusion au #heroic shadow au #chaos verse#The Defectors #The Survivor's Rebellion #heroic! strix #strix the gold fanged #the owl house #edalyn clawthorne#glitch productions#murder drones#md uzi#Chaos-verse
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  • rocker-socks
    18.01.2022 - 23 hours ago

    House MD is such a fucking insane show every episode is a new example of a malpractice lawsuit

    #house#house md#gregory house #this isnt even talking about the breaking and entering or the use of uninformed consent or the forced procedures or the- #you see where im going
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  • bccfggffbgv
    18.01.2022 - 23 hours ago

    Q-shorts: Overprotective Mother

    *Both Jackrow and J were on a date at a very lovely restaurant*

    Jackrow, while needing to use the restroom: Hold on for a second! I'll be right back! *While waiting for her date to return, Serial designation J had then heard someone in the bushes speak to her*

    ???: Hey! *She turns to see Lilith glaring at her with the ferocity of a past coven captain* Yeah you.

    Lilith, in a menacing voice: You break his heart. I'll cut your head clean off. *She made a slitting motion with her finger tracing her neck, effectively freaking J out immensely*

    Jackrow, after returning: I'm back-!

    Serial designation J, shocked by the sudden return of normalcy: Ahh!!

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  • houliwife
    18.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    wait why tf did i go from house md to rewatching supernatural and watching downton abbey. like why do i need 3 gay tragedies simultaneous -_-

    #gay people r not having good endings in any of these #i know thomas is not going to get out of downton abbey. doing well. but i dont know the details #and ofc we all know what happens in spn #and house md.... well at least they were together in the end ;_;
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  • soundcloudrapperpenisridiculous
    18.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    i'm of the opinion that we should ban sequels. all of them. no part 2. no second season. for the next few years you only have one chance to take a squeeze at this cow so you better make it worth it

    #and then after a few years you have sequels back. some of you #hm what tags #dsmp#mcu#star wars#dbz#house md #yeah i think that about coversit :)
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  • bccfggffbgv
    18.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    (Desperate Approval)

    [Serial designation J, Jackrow, and Eda V.S. J4D3]

    Objective: Calm the incredibly stressed out Murder Cube down.

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