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  • youn9racha
    02.12.2021 - 22 hours ago

    …... excuse me….

    let me just go in a corner and scrEAM INTO A AN ABYSS BECAUSE MY TWO MEN TOGETHER IN ONE SLEFIE SISHUEBEUEBEUEBJE OH MY GOD

    #FINALLY A NEW BAMCHAN CONTENT 🙏🙏 #MERRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEE #I LOVE LIFE #MY DEPRESSION IS OFFICIALLY CURED #MY SKIN IS CLEARED #MY PLANTS HAVE BEEN WATERED #I WILL BE THEIR HOUSEWIFE #THEY LOOK SO SEXY 😭😭😭 #NO AND ITS THE WAY THEYRE TWINNING TOO #ella’s ramblingzzz #ella luvs kunpimook hours <333 #ella luvs chris bang hours 😔
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  • nyaam
    01.12.2021 - 1 day ago

    Está naquela altura do ano em que faço bolo rei. O meu baby diz “bolo reio” ^-^ 

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  • we--are---not--afraid
    30.11.2021 - 2 days ago

    Dinner & melon for dessert

    #living my housewife life today #just need the cute frilly apron #diary#personal
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  • tovezza
    27.11.2021 - 5 days ago

    The book did NOT utilise this but the whole mila jandersdat thing had so much potential to be fucking hilarious

    #Like the full on concept of Nina just whipping out her fjerdan housewife alter ego #Mixed with the whole making herself into the widow so everyone is forced to adress her grief #But also just blonde casserole baking stepford wife potluck lady in Lutheran church basement #Vibe she just Apparently Had waiting in the wings is just…. So funny #Unhinged and terrible for her as a person. But funny #Wait till the husband is dead to cosplay his solely hypothetical ideal woman for the rest of your life vibes/ #Nina Zenik
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  • healthy-happy-hippie
    27.11.2021 - 6 days ago

    People kinda expect my life as a housewife to be either very glamorous or amish-style but here I am, just an artsy kid turned cheerful wifey who dances in the kitchen to indie music, buys books by Dostojewski and sends homemade gingerbread to her far-flung family. I don't feel represented by general perception 🤣

    #morning thoughts#housewife life #still no cottagecore tho #yoho yoho the city life for me
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  • myvintagehousewifelife
    26.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    So thankful for today - my second Thanksgiving cooking - we were able to host my in-laws and make some delicious food. I love the excuse to make all my favorites (and get out the good China). My grandmother’s dressing, roll, and coconut pie recipes, my husbands grandmother’s sweet potato casserole, my mother in law’s cranberry salad.

    Everything turned out really nicely, and I felt like I could bring a little of the holiday magic I remember my from grandmother’s house at the holidays 😍

    I hope you all had a safe and happy holiday if you are celebrating!

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  • foochiehoochie
    24.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    not to be a cunt but i knew my friend for the entirety of her hating her boyfriend and hes literally trash and now shes always like “i toughed it out and were happier than ever” uhm dearest… not like i know anything about him other than what u say but i dont believe in ur relationship :(

    #just cant but feel like i watched a real life slowmotion of a future housewife who hates her husband of 20 years :/
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  • vintage-every-day
    24.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    A 1950s Housewife in highheels.

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  • mntackey
    24.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    So I sent my bf this screenshot of a tweet:

    Twitter user @justmommabee:

    The term domestic housewife implies that there is a feral housewife and now I have a new life goal.

    After which he reacted with a 😆 and proceeded to type a reply...

    It took him a few minutes to do so. I thought he still had a lot to say from a heart to heart talk earlier until I received this:

    *opens door* "tadaim--"
    Somewhere in the piercing darkness of my own home, two glints of red hung from the ceiling. They quickly retracted into a hole in the ceiling, that I swear to god I already fixed last week. Sometimes I wonder why I married her.
    I flick on the lights in the kitchen, and this creature, hair unkempt for three weeks, hisses at me before darting out of the room. I hear the footsteps scurry up the stairs and straight into our bedroom.
    There, on the kitchen top, was a fresh bowl of soup.
    I find a spoon and sit down. I scoop up a bit of soup and a mushroom floating in it. Did mushrooms float in soup? Well, it smells okay, anyway.
    I slurp a bit of it. It tastes good.
    "Mhmm, I love her."
    A shriek comes from the eyehole in the ceiling.
    I look up and make eye contact with the bloodshot eye peering at me. It shyly retreats and perhaps scurries into the closet again.
    She doesn't normally act this way, but then I realized...
    "Ah, I said it aloud."
    She's very easily flustered.
    Mhmm, I definitely love her.

    Iirc this is flash fiction. He's a writer so he does this in our chat to practice, and each time, I am in awe. So yeah... I love and support him to bits.

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  • 4lph4kidz
    23.11.2021 - 1 week ago
    #like she's shoved into a traditionally feminine role and her main aspiration aside from corporate leadership #seems to be a traditional housewife kind of life #and obviously one can do both but i think it's clear from how jane is SO excited by the prospect of sburb and #the mystery and adventure that await her in the game #that there's more to her and what she wants than the roles she was raised with the expectation of filling #she HATES being a doormat actually! and its not just because she's spoiled or unlikeable or whatever the #*jealous or whatever the hell else #its because shes not being true to herself and that frustration builds and builds #also her fascinations with mustaches is drag king core #i also like the reading of both jane and jake as gnc considering their parallel character introductions and suchlike #i submit to you adventurer jane and housewife jake <3 #(not that either role fully describes either character in reverse it just describes like... aspects of their desires that are #at odds with their initial introductions and self conceptions!) #i like the idea that none of the alpha kids are cishet bc like so much of their story is about legacies and about their #interpersonal dynamics and concerns over romance and sexuality #so having them ALL be some flavour of lgbt builds upon that existing thematic substance but in a cool transformative way
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  • myvintagehousewifelife
    19.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    Feeling Thankful

    So I didn’t end up coming up with particular goals for November - honestly, this season is quite busy, and I’m finding it plenty to just keep up with the regular household tidying, plan for Thanksgiving next week, and get Christmas in order as much as possible.   My in-laws are coming to visit us for Thanksgiving, and we’re doing our Christmas with them as well, since we will be with my family this Christmas. But amid all the preparations, I’m feeling particularly grateful for being able to be a homemaker during this busy time. I have been able to decorate the tree, wrap our presents, plan and shop for Thanksgiving dinner, and generally take most of those burdens off of my husband and not feel frazzled trying to fit everything in on weekends and after work.  Of course, I know that people get these things done all the time in dual-income families - but I have had such a more restful holiday season so far being able to do these things little by little (and usually listening to festive music or watching a vintage film).  Not really sure what prompted me to post this today, but hey - this is a place for my random thoughts ;)  Hoping all of you are having a lovely start to the holiday season as well!

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  • still-his-mother
    19.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    It is taking me all I can to not abandon this depressing fic and just write boring domestic AUs

    #Thinking about like 60yr old housewife Marie and 40yo business professional Allie #Allie having a normal life would be so strange #omg them having kids and Marie being super overprotective bc she doesn't want them to turn out like Danny #Allie would be so good with kids <3
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  • aspengrovehome
    19.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    I finished the first blanket I’ve made for myself in years this evening and within 5 minutes this dude had stolen it. 😂

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  • hearth-and-hxme
    18.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    I had a realisation that the reason I've never found the "perfect" cleaning schedule for my home is because these schedules present cleaning your home as a chore or task to complete as quickly as possible. The problem here is that for me, homemaking is both my work and my hobby. It is my craft. So to try and whiz through the house, working on one task or room per day simply goes against my natural inclination.

    Let me meander through my home in the morning, quietly taking note of what needs to be cleaned, mended, replaced, rehomed. Let me set about the daily chores with a sense of familiarity and comfort, knowing that these small daily tasks help to create the atmosphere of calm and welcoming I aspire to. Let me clean my home with the seasons, turning each month to a new focus that suits the time of year, the goals of those who dwell in its rooms...

    All this to say, I've resolved to put aside my cleaning routine and surrender myself to mindful housekeeping. I'm a naturally neat person living in a small English terrace house with only my husband and young baby, I don't need a ridiculously comprehensive and convoluted rota by which to tidy my space and make it home.

    Homemaking is an art, not a science, and I think I will enjoy myself much more of I could only just remember that.

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  • the-romantic-lady
    17.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Vintage Christmas cards are the most nostalgic and lovely thing in all of art history. Look at these:

    #i want this life!!! #a housewife in england with babies :')
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  • deadshrike
    15.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    reorganized the ENTIRE herb shelf after painting the walls :-)

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  • estermcguireblog
    14.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Good morning guys. It's a quite and chilly morning here. How I wish, I could just be in my pajamas and cuddle all day. Hope you have a wonderful day and stay warm.

    #simple living#slow living#silent vlog #joy of simple living #art of doing nothing #healing through simple living #simple living change my life #filipina housewife vlog #filipina housewife#housewife vlog #housewife slow living #Youtube
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  • occasionalbrat
    11.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Can someone make me their trophy wide so I can make good food every day? I can wear pretty dresses and keep your cock warm too 🥺

    #i miss cooking #wearing pretty dresses is a simple pleasure #life is 1000x better when you're wearing a pretty dress and making delicious food #I'll be the perfect little housewife #such a good toy #I'm here for whatever you need #good food? #a warm hole? #use me as needed #<3
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