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  • just-love-nikki-things
    25.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Have you heard of the umbrella man from the JFK assassination?

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    #PARAGONS RETREATING #hell of a mood having an umbrella gun; wanna know what's even crazier? umbrella man is named LOUIE steven witt #yeah my sense of humor is skewed and broken; full of inside jokes and irony; i don't think many of you signed up for my humor #why did you sign up to this blog? anyways; if you don't want to see anything regarding my wip just block out the ''PARAGONS RETREATING'' #tag; there's a reason why i don't tag these post with the main tag; don't wanna bother random people scrolling through the main tag #certaintly don't wanna bother you guys; 👌😌 #shade#flynn#orlando #i wanna tag shando/flynnlando but...if you know what i know regarding Paragons Retreating...y-yeah. #and the original was gonna have flynn and louie talking about chloris but i still don't know how i would weave chloris in this fic; guys a #phantom; that and he's still in a coma; fellas is it gay to look at your elf best friend with heart eyes and admiration and protecting hi— #listen blame montero and me drawing cowboy flynn/shade and louie while listening to it; it's just; i was vibing then at 4 in the morning #i have decided to do incorrect quotes/ vine videos/ comics for paragons retreating and you can't stop me #i certaintly can't stop myself; heaven knows i tried
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  • olivettheory
    25.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Olivet Theory’s Bad Advice Series: Chapter 3 - How to Talk About Race and Racism

    I don’t mean to sound racist but…

    Welcome to Olivet Theory’s Bad Advice series where I, Mr. Theory, give you the worst advice imaginable on just about anything. I’ll cover topics surrounding your family life, parenting, romance, money management, faith, and social interactions. Advice that is so appalling that you’ll have no choice but to do the exact opposite of what is mentioned here. How to talk about race and racism… Now…

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  • scoobydoomistakes
    25.06.2021 - 2 hours ago

    i’ll take ‘gifs you can hear’ for 500, please, alex

    Also, yes, I spent twenty minutes manually designing a new order for the frames so it could loop infinitely, and yes, it was time well-spent

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  • aggressive-positivity-network
    24.06.2021 - 7 hours ago

    My cat: *meows*

    Me with the same tone and volume: Yeeeah?

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  • kentwayne108
    24.06.2021 - 9 hours ago

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    Please buy and review Kor’Thank and Echo!

    What the hypno-whore is happening, all you steadfast relationshippers who clench your fists and grind your teeth when your sworn heart-mate becomes entranced by those evil, mesmeric trollops on Instagram with their perfect lighting and always tensed abs and immaculately outlined genitals— Whoa whoa WHOA!  Keep them in perspective–they’re a bunch of selfie-folk, striving to fill the empty hole in…

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  • menelikccngenebooks
    24.06.2021 - 12 hours ago

    The original Woman was the first leader of the human race. Her name was EVE.

    She took leadership over humanity and ruled the world in a man's world in which humanity and God himself were all males

    This ebook uncovers the lies told against the woman's true strength and reveals century old biblical secrets hidden for thousands of years and removes the biblical foundation for women abuse.

    Discover how weak ancient men tricked the stronger more powerful woman to become their domestic servants,sex toys and baby factories.

    Also found in Table of contents of this book are

    Women are not created to serve men, Women are not weak,

    The Spirituality of the new womanhood,

    Still in God's strategic spiritual plan to destroy Satan 1,

    Still in God's strategic spiritual plan to destroy Satan 2

    the woman Mary Magdalene was the first New testament apostle of Jesus Christ,

    How Peter and Paul replaced Mary Magdalene in Christianity,

    Men misdocumented Peter and Paul to replace Mary Magdalene,

    the church's anti woman disinformation spiritual warfare 1, the church's anti woman disinformation spiritual warfare 2,

    the church's anti woman disinformation spiritual warfare 3,

    the church's anti woman disinformation spiritual warfare 4,

    religiously male, ignorant and cowardly,

    religiously male cheating and manipulative, the politics of anti women religious violence,the new womanhood

    #TheOriginalWoman

    #IamMenelikccNgene

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  • menelikccngenebooks
    24.06.2021 - 12 hours ago

    SOUTH AFRICA'S NATIONAL PROSECUTING AUTHORITY HAS JUST ANNOUNCED ITS ISSUE OF ARREST WARRANTS FOR EX EMPLOYEEES OF THE SOUTH AFRICA GOVERNMENT CRIME FUNDING CORPORATION BOSASA WHICH POISONED MY BODY WITH SUSPECTED NERVE AGENT.

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    REMINDER OF FAILED ATTEMPT BY NPA TO MISLEAD JUSTICE.

    This is your private matter with BOSASA.

    My anti crime complaints to NPA, PUBLIC PROTECTOR, SAHRC, SAPS, SA PRESIDENCY and the international Justice community is that BOSASA health workers had my body poisoned with a suspected nerve agent in their krugersdorp facility. Let me know when BOSASA will be charged by you, the National Prosecuting Authority with attempted assassination with suspected nerve agent Facebook is currently restricting my Facebook ability to post this comment on this NPA post .

    Facebook will be charged along with them on this matter as well for sabotaging Justice by restricting my my anti crime complaints on this, Corona virus and our EU & UN many international crimes.

    TO NPA MENELIK CC NGENE SAYS

    This is your private matter with BOSASA.

    My anti crime complaints to NPA, PUBLIC PROTECTOR, SAHRC, SAPS, SA PRESIDENCY and the international Justice community is that BOSASA health workers had my body poisoned with a suspected nerve agent in their krugersdorp facility. Let me know when BOSASA will be charged by you, the National Prosecuting Authority with attempted assassination with suspected nerve agent Nothing is forgiven. No one will be forgiven #IamMenelikccngene

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  • wordsthatsaywhatithink
    24.06.2021 - 15 hours ago

    Things My Parents Argue About Now That They're Retired

    Things My Parents Argue About Now That They’re Retired

    Like every couple who have been together for a significant amount of time, my parents are prone to the occasional argument. I don’t think that this is particularly their fault. They have been together for thirty years now and being with same person for three decades has its challenges. In addition, two years ago, my mum joined my dad in the realms of retirement and, as a result, the two of them…

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  • riddlefromthemiddle
    24.06.2021 - 22 hours ago

    Center Stage 6/24/21

    Here are some blogs worth checking out today. #CenterStage #blogging #adoption #adoptee #Racist #BlackMama #covid19 #humor #RFTM

    “Now that you are in new educational and work environments, has being adopted or a former foster youth come up? If you have shared the information with new friends or colleagues, how and when have you chosen to share that information with new people?”   “Yes it has come up before. In high school and middle school people wouldn’t really think much of it being adopted. Since I’ve started working…

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  • scoobydoomistakes
    24.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    "Hey, where's Shaggy’s alternate head-outline cel? I can’t find it.”

    Carl the Animator: “Uhhhhhhh...”

    Carl the Animator: “...no clue.”

    Ted the Animator: “Hmmm.”

    Carl the Animator: “Could be anywhere. Who can say.”

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  • menelikccngenebooks
    23.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    CORONA VIRUS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION GAME OVER FOR WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION, #WorldDeathOrganisation,OBAMA,TRUMP,FAUCI, FACEBOOK, LEADERS OF INDIA, BRITAIN, CHINA, EUROPEAN UNION & THOSE WHO INVENTED THE VIRUS, FACILITATED THE SPREAD,MASS MURDERS, AND THISE WHO MADE MONEY FROM IT AND FOUGHT AGAINST MENELIKCC NGENE FOR EXPOSING THE MONEY LAUNDERING PANDEMIC FROM DAY ONE TO THIS MOMENT

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    BUSTED: High-level Chinese defector has DIRT on US officials, including Joe and Hunter Biden

    06/22/2021 / By JD Heyes / '

    When then-President Donald Trump first suggested early in the COVID-19 pandemic that the Wuhan coronavirus ‘may’ have originated in a lab in that city, it immediately made sense.

    First and foremost, Trump has seldom been proven wrong about the things he says, despite the fact that his usual detractors in the hate-stream media and the hater Democrat Party reflexively discount him because they are hapless partisans. Never mind how many times those fools have been proven wrong.

    With that in mind, it’s interesting to see how many of those same people are now changing their tune about the lab-leak “theory” Trump espoused early on, just as details begin to leak about a high-level Chinese defector who is now in U.S. custody and is allegedly spilling the beans about COVID’s true origins, along with details about a host of other bioweapons programs being pursued by Beijing’s military.

    “He alleges that the current pandemic was caused by a lab leak, and that bats were the real cover-up story. The defector alleges that while the lab leak was an accident, it was allowed to spread,” Townhall reported.

    In addition, according to the most recent developments, the identity of the defector has been confirmed: He’s definitely a high-ranking Chinese counterintelligence official, so what he has to say is being taken very seriously.

    According to Matthew Brazil and Jeff Stein at “Spy Talk“:

    Chinese-language anti-communist media and Twitter are abuzz this week with rumors that a vice minister of State Security, Dong Jingwei defected in mid-February, flying from Hong Kong to the United States with his daughter, Dong Yang.

    Dong is, or was, a longtime official in China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS), also known as the Guoanbu. His publicly available background indicates that he was responsible for the Ministry’s counterintelligence efforts in China, i.e., spy-catching, since being promoted to vice minister in April 2018. If the stories are true, Dong would be the highest-level defector in the history of the People’s Republic of China'...

    #JustSavingLives again

    No one will be forgiven. Nothing will be forgiven. #IamMenelikccNgene

    SOURCE NEWS TARGET DOT COM

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  • menelikccngenebooks
    23.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    TIME TO ARREST THESE MASS MURDERS WITH THOSE WHO INVENTED THE VIRUS, DID NOTHING TO STOP ITS SPREAD,PROFITED FROM IT AND LIED ABOUT IT: GAME IS OVER FOR THE UNITED NATIONS, EUROPEAN UNION, WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION,OBAMA,TRUMP,FAUCI, THE BRITISH AND CHINA LEADERS,

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    BUSTED: High-level Chinese defector has DIRT on US officials, including Joe and Hunter Biden

    06/22/2021 / By JD Heyes / Comments

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    When then-President Donald Trump first suggested early in the COVID-19 pandemic that the Wuhan coronavirus ‘may’ have originated in a lab in that city, it immediately made sense.

    First and foremost, Trump has seldom been proven wrong about the things he says, despite the fact that his usual detractors in the hate-stream media and the hater Democrat Party reflexively discount him because they are hapless partisans. Never mind how many times those fools have been proven wrong.

    With that in mind, it’s interesting to see how many of those same people are now changing their tune about the lab-leak “theory” Trump espoused early on, just as details begin to leak about a high-level Chinese defector who is now in U.S. custody and is allegedly spilling the beans about COVID’s true origins, along with details about a host of other bioweapons programs being pursued by Beijing’s military.

    “He alleges that the current pandemic was caused by a lab leak, and that bats were the real cover-up story. The defector alleges that while the lab leak was an accident, it was allowed to spread,” Townhall reported.

    In addition, according to the most recent developments, the identity of the defector has been confirmed: He’s definitely a high-ranking Chinese counterintelligence official, so what he has to say is being taken very seriously.

    According to Matthew Brazil and Jeff Stein at “Spy Talk“:

    Chinese-language anti-communist media and Twitter are abuzz this week with rumors that a vice minister of State Security, Dong Jingwei defected in mid-February, flying from Hong Kong to the United States with his daughter, Dong Yang.

    Dong is, or was, a longtime official in China’s Ministry of State Security (MSS), also known as the Guoanbu. His publicly available background indicates that he was responsible for the Ministry’s counterintelligence efforts in China, i.e., spy-catching, since being promoted to vice minister in April 2018. If the stories are true, Dong would be the highest-level defector in the history of the People’s Republic of China.

    Red State has since confirmed the reporting with its own sources, so the guy is legitimate. And here’s what he has reportedly divulged to U.S. intelligence officials thus far:

    — Info about early pathogenic studies of the COVID-19 virus

    — Models of how the virus would spread, damaging the U.S. and the rest of the world

    — Financial records showing which organizations and governments funded COVID-19 research as well as work on additional biowarfare research (Dr. Anthony Fauci, beware?)

    — The names of U.S. citizens who are giving China intelligence (this is huge)

    — Names and records of U.S. business leaders and public officials who have gotten ChiCom money

    — Details surrounding meetings that U.S. government officials had, maybe unwittingly, with spies from China and Russia

    — Details about how China got access to a highly secretive CIA communications system that led to the death of dozens of Chinese citizens who were working for our premier spy agency

    There’s more, and it directly relates to our current leadership.

    “Dong also has provided DIA with copies of the contents of the hard drive on Hunter Biden’s laptop, showing the information the Chinese government has about Hunter’s pornography problem and about his (and Joe’s) business dealings with Chinese entities,” Jen Van Laar of Red State noted.

    “Some of the files on Dong have proven to shine a light on just how it was that the sale of Henniges Automotive (and their stealth technology) to Chinese military manufacturer AVIC Auto was approved,” she added, citing highly classified technology that aided Beijing’s stealth fighter technology.

    In September, a new film titled, “Riding the Dragon: The Bidens’ Chinese Secrets,” detailed a number of business deals Hunter Biden did “as a board member of the Beijing-based BHR Partners investment firm,” the New York Post reported at the time.

    The deals “served the ‘strategic interests’ of the country’s communist government and military — and may have imperiled American national security,” The Post added.

    Sounds like our new Chinese counterintelligence friend has confirmed that. Now — what’s going to come of it?

    Sources include:

    NYPost.com

    RedState.com

    NaturalNews.com

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  • wyndaknight
    23.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    Dearest

    Dearest smother, I’m fairly certain the umbilical cord was severed at birth. I may not recall this being done, as I blocked out that day as best I could. I do have flashbacks of fleeing, however the afterbirth was so slippery I tripped and was caught. My running skills were not very good at that time as I couldn’t even crawl yet or sit up. I was probably the only infant rushed into therapy the…

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