First you break your handmade ceramic food bowl and then you come make sad crow noises at the window because your food is on the deck and not in a bowl.
Le Yogi qui ne mange pas, qui ne boit pas.
Histoire du yogi qui prétendait ni boireni manger
My boyfriend is taking care of my cat for me. I asked how it was going and he sent me this.
had to look twice
Underground Music 🎶🎶
…..yea me neither.
I originally set out to write something to promote a Shire Hall performance, last year …. but it became something else … since when I’ve changed this a lot, even adding another - necessary - verse this morning!
It may not be the finest verse
It may not win awards
It may not, to the experts, mean a lot
It may not count as poetry
It may not change the world
But I should like to say - “It’s all I’ve got!”
And therefore I shall flaunt it
Enjoy the words I write
And hope that others feel they’re worth a read
Or better still, a listen -
Along with songs I sing -
Rhythmic rhyming pleasure guaranteed!
“We’ll be the judge of that!” they cried
“We’ll be the jury, too!
Your writing may not leave us satisfied.
”Whereupon I answered
In rhythmic rhyming lines,
“Let the God of Rhythmic Rhyme decide”
And so I scaled Parnassus
Sought out the Heavenly Muse
Asked her for her views about my verse
She answered me most gently
Some might say discretely -
“Well, owld son, it’s crap. But I’ve seen worse.”
Disappointed … Mortified!
All my hopes were dashed
I’d hoped for glowing fulsome praise on high
Whereupon, she shouted
‘Ey up, duck! Weren’t that bad!
Stick at it, lad - you’ll get there by and by!”
At which I was elated
I made my way back down
With confidence - and not a little pride
Hot-footed to my audience -
Glasgow Empire Theatre …
Saturday night …
Performed my verse …
i saw a meme recently but the quality was pretty bad so i recreated it:
This is how a real men drinks water
I wonder how this guy is doing, does anyone know him?😄
If anti-maskers existed during WWII
Just going to leave this here…
Their planning skills are always successful.