#husband Tumblr posts

  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • strawberiimocha
    19.06.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    cyrus and vergil in the brain !!!

    #husbands #i hate them #jk #i'll give them one kith
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  • zekthesans
    19.06.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Cursed Idea: As the Angel of Death, Phil would often get asks from the Goddess of Death to kill someone (maybe they're trying to avoid death and Tristan can't do anything about it for reasons) so Phil will act as a 'grim reaper of sorts'

    So anyways, here's where the cursedness comes in: these requests would come to Phil through his Samsung Smart Fridge. One day, the Fridge had a message saying "Check inside" and when Phil opened the door he just saw a whole ass kid.

    #dream smp#philza#mumza#wilbur soot #I love this idea #most gods communicate through dreams or some shit #psh weak #talk to me after you tell your husband to go kill someone through his Samsung Smart Fridge
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  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • erillianbird
    19.06.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    Snake Crowleys!

    (commission)

    #good omens#snake crowley#ineffable husbands #anthony j crowley #Traditional art#My art#fan art#hisssss lol #Crowley's a red bellied black snake apparently
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  • ohiamahugefknnerd
    19.06.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    Day 19: Someone in your life who inspires you

    This is a hard one. Not to throw everyone specifically under the bus, but I’ve sort of taken the reins myself and forged my own path. First generation college student, youngest parent out of family my age, aspiring small business owner, military spouse… I look up to my family of course, parents and grandparents specifically, but it’s not like they had it all figured out either…

    My little family is my biggest inspiration and motivation that we can do the things and keep on keeping on. 💖

    #lgbtqia+ pride#showyourpride#inspiration#motivation#my family #i love my husband #i love my kid #i’m an adult
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  • noize-machine
    19.06.2021 - 23 minutes ago

    Gender is a joke and I am the clown

    #whats your gender? pff idk i dont want nothin to do with that its none of my business #yeah but what's your gender?!?!?! whatever will make you most exasperated at the moment #love to tell my husband that my gender is catboy girlfriend bc it makes him so mad but its my gender so he cant argue with me #but thats getting old and unfortunately limbo fgo lives rent free in my head #so today i told him it was catgirl clownfriend and i think i killed him #people who pester me about gender get the worst answer i can come up with #like damn mind your own business #what do you want my pronouns for? are you some kind of fae? youre just gonna use she exclusively anyway
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  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 24 minutes ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • yakkosbelt
    19.06.2021 - 30 minutes ago

    WHOLESOME sam and max for u goodnight

    #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands#freelance police #sam and max #sam & max
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  • yakkosbelt
    19.06.2021 - 31 minutes ago

    i haven't had my tablet for a sec so have these

    #freelance husbands#freelance police #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #sam & max
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  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 33 minutes ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • robandaaronsoulmates
    19.06.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    my parents lecturing me about marriage and getting to “go traveling when you have a husband” because apparently that or staying with ur toxic parents and sibling(s) are the only two ways that you could live your life. Other than that, if you want to move out and live with friends, nope. You aren’t allowed lol, what are you stupid? no you will stay with us until you get married, and then you will be caged in another prison for the rest of your life. All, while fighting so loudly in the car that they are swearing and verbally abusing each other and tearing each others hair out, and we almost crash. Twice. Like imagine trying to instill the idea of marriage into ur kids head all while despising each other and not going a day without wanting to kill each other. Imagine being that unaware. 

    #I am. so fucking tired. #i want to leave so badly #like what is so fucked up is that every time i told my family that i would get a job and move out and just live with a flatmate #my sister (and my parents) were like 'lol yah we'd like to see you try. You can't trust outside people. You can only trust ur family.- #-or your husband. Everyone else you can't.' #LIKE TRYING TO CONFINE ME #into staying with them in this toxic environment it's so goddamn manipulative #i am so TIRED I WANT TO LEAVE #anyways #ignore me sorry #personal#txt #do not rb #sorry i just have nowhere else to rant :(
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  • garlic-bread-addicted-vampire
    19.06.2021 - 52 minutes ago

    Might fuck around and make both my milf AND dilfsona

    #tw cussing #I already know for the milfsona I'm going to wear a rich funeral robe of a woman who just killed her rich husband and a wine glass #for the dilfsona it's going to be a cheap beer in one hand and a white tank top. Definetely a mustache-
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  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 52 minutes ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • gendermybeloved
    19.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    heeheehoohoo nothing like being a pc murderer <3

    #we all collectively got rid of the body because literally none of us including his husband liked the guy who died #so me (murderer) got away with it #and the husband turned out to know i was sent to assassinate the victim <3 and he doesn't care <3 #murder on the eberron express #my.post
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  • samxkita
    19.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #special mail 💌 #my love: kita shinsuke🤠🧡 #my husband 💍
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  • nikhilshastri51
    19.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #vahsikaran #vashikaran for husband #vashikaran for girl #vashikaran for love #vashikaran for wife #vashikaran for boy #vashikaran love spells
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  • clovermarks
    19.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    apparently i make my stepdads life a living hell...okay? mission accomplished?

    #he was drunk but me being trans is really hard for him the poor grown ass man #leave my mom pls then wed be happy at least #or i could move out but i havent seen them fight like that in forever #my mom is really tired too i can hear it in her voice #she almost died last year and all of this is a huge shock to her #the trans the mental illness #it really did a number on her #and in the way that she feels bad she couldnt have done more when i was struggling #i think im gonna offer to take her on vacation or something #she needs it #life is so fucking short man #seeing her upset like that #she was on the stairs listening to him yell #i may have weaponized my suicidal tendancies a bit but then he told me i make his life hell i was like???? #where the hell did that come from bro #im not coming out to your stupid ass family ifgaf #ur my moms husband thats it leave me the fuck alone #txt
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  • anatomymd
    19.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    @orthopeadics​  /  CALLIE  TORRES

    ❛  a  bunch  of  the  other  residents  &  i  are  heading  to  joe’s.  you  busy  here  or  do  you  wanna  come  along  ?  ❜

    #orthopeadics #。゚・  𝙻𝙸𝙵𝙴  𝙸𝚂  𝙽𝙾𝚃  𝙰  𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃𝙰𝚃𝙾𝚁  𝚂𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃  —  writing. #THIS IS SHORT N SWEET #I ALMOST WENT FOR THE DEAD EX HUSBAND BUT #I NEEDED A MOMENT HAHA
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