Charlie: So, let me get this straight: a mysterious stranger handed you a crackpipe, made you put your fingerprints on it, forced you to smoke it and then passed it to Angel and forced him to smoke it.
Cherri: Well, yeah, when you put it like that, it doesn’t sound believable!
Charlie notices Alastor walking by.
Charlie: Hey, Alastor! Did you get my monthly evaluation of the hotel’s guests?
Alastor: Yes, I looked it over. Nice work!
Charlie: Thanks, dad!
Everybody stops what they’re doing and stares at Charlie.
Charlie: …why is everybody staring at me?
Vaggie: You just called Alastor dad. You said “Thanks, dad.”
Charlie: What? No, I didn’t! I said “Thanks, man!”
Alastor: Do you view me as a father figure, Charlie?
Charlie: No! Why would I think of you as my dad? I’m way older than you! If anything, you should view me as a mother figure!
Niffty: Charlie, show your father some respect!
Charlie: I didn’t call him dad!
Alastor: Don’t worry, dear. I take it as a compliment.
Angel: It’s no big deal. I called Husk dad once, and he’s my boyfriend!
Charlie: You guys should be jumping on that! Angel has daddy issues!
Husk: That’s old news. But you calling Alastor daddy-
Charlie: I didn’t call him daddy!
Cherri: But you did call him dad.
Charlie: Oh, be quiet! You’ve done nothing but lie since you got here!
Cherri: I was lying about not smoking crack with Angel, but the dad thing? That happened!
Charlie: Ah-ha! So you did smoke crack with Angel! I knew it! *turns to everyone else* I planned this whole thing out to get her to fess up! It was all part of my crazy devious plan!
Alastor: Very impressive, Charlie!
Charlie: Thank you!
Alastor: Say, how about you and I talk about the evaluation over a game of catch?
Charlie: I would love that.