#i’m funny Tumblr posts

  • chiikisser
    22.10.2021 - 34 minutes ago

    the title of my blog gets me every time it’s all aSsthetic and shit and then just

    alien crime lord.

    #i didn’t know what to name it and i was listening to a song #so i just #i’m really funny
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  • lcaspbrak
    22.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    please tell me at least one of you has listened to the Kidz Bop version of Montero (Call Me By Your Name) ☠️

    #i’m losing it over here it’s so FUNNY
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  • always-detty
    22.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Just here trying to call my husband ‘handsome man’ and my phone is all like

    Awkward.

    #actually dying #this is too funny #i’m done#mobius #mobius m mobius #loki#owen wilson
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  • amethystspaceprince
    22.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Omg The fact the original wiggles are doing shows for adults who grew up with them is pretty cool like yes the originals.

    #I was one of those people who grew up with them #obviously I’m not watching them now but it brings back memories #I remember this show of theirs I had on video #and to child me captain Feathersword was the funniest ever #it was the funniest scenes to me #I wonder what they were that I found so funny #how id think of them tofay #today I mean
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  • downton-not-downtown-smh
    22.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    deh more like meh

    #i think i’m so fucking funny #anyway lmao #dear evan hansen #deh movie#anti deh
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  • unfortunately-allergic
    22.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    spring is here 🌷💕

    (i was having an allergic moment after leaving my window open all day & decided to hit record, so now you all get to hear me coaxing a couple out ✨ enjoy)

    #i hit my leg on my table for this #please laugh with me i cracked up after listening to this back #i also hope the bird chirping is ambient LMAO #there was also a take where my neighbour’s dog started barking but that was just funny (not sexy) #this is where you all learn where it’s impossible for me to get sneezes out rapid-fire at any given point #hence why there’s always so many long gaps between them #whether i’m inducing or not i always have to take my time (which doesn’t make for particularly spicy wavs) #anyway enjoy besties #sneeze kink#sneeze wav#hayfever diaries
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  • deanlovescasblog
    22.10.2021 - 2 hours ago
    #ask#anonymous #me? I’m funny 😳🥰 stop no way … but go on actually
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  • bi-accident
    22.10.2021 - 3 hours ago
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  • thecolinator
    22.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Really glad I can’t see those bad wwdits takes y’all are talking about

    #this is so funny I’ve seen maybe one post being weird about this episode and at least fifteen posts complaining about the first post(s) #I’m not trying to be mean like I trust that people are having their bad takes on this episode #but I’m just very happy to be living in this miraculous little bubble where I don’t have to see those posts.
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  • fruitjesper
    22.10.2021 - 4 hours ago

    girls who shop at banana republic and show people pictures of their dog unprompted

    #last post i’m making about this because i don’t care and just find the whole situation funny #i’ll stop being a jerk #i don’t watch it but i feel like this is what succession characters are like #kieran.txt
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  • thatrandomfiend
    22.10.2021 - 5 hours ago

    a large portion of the people around me are Very Conservative but we don’t talk about it very much so sometimes i’ll be talking and see their eyes narrow just a tiny bit when i say something Suspiciously Commie

    #personal #ex today i was talking abt cgi animation with a guy #and mentioned how it’s so much more common now bc the people who build sets and things have ‘more power as workers’ #and he got just like. a little quiet #i’m not even a communist it’s just funny because i know many conservatives will immediately make that jump
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  • uglygirlstatus
    22.10.2021 - 6 hours ago

    ok the n*ndermo shippers are unbearable I feel like I’m witnessing the pre season 12 finale of always sunny macdennis shipper train wreck all over again. guys the fx dark comedy is not gonna give you the soft boyfriend tender loving relationship that you want

    #I say this with sympathy as I was a former macdennis truther who too was disappointed by the lack of Funny Bad Men Kiss #t #also I feel like I’m fundamentally missing something with this ship like I truly do not get the appeal #let them have their weird little fucked up homoerotic power struggle relationship why does everyone wanna make everything into like #tender emotional happy long term lovers
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  • playgames202
    22.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Me, pulling my third all-nighter this week: Yeah life’s going great and I’m keeping healthy. Why do you ask?

    #i’m not joking #I’m in the middle of my third one rn #just vibin tho #it’s chill when nobody else is awake #my roommate is but we just do our own thing #funny
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  • lewinskysangel
    22.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    guy i’m seeing rn texting me “why did you just end the call out of nowhere? are you mad at me??” and i’m debating whether or not to reveal tom to him that i’m a lananator and that i had went off to listen to the album 😁

    #he alr thinks i’m crazy bc of the weird dyed hair color thing this is just going to give him more ammo to make fun of me with ☹️ #you guys he alr calls me bobblehead i can’t take on another funny weirdo nickname .. i can’t
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  • supersuperbigdr
    22.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

    Adam silvera this is the wrong type of MLM

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  • lostintranslaation
    22.10.2021 - 7 hours ago

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    #something I haven’t really heard anyone talk abt is just how damaging being deep in the throes of a depressive episode during a formative #part of your life really is #like. all these things I just accepted to be true abt myself were actually just the result of me not feeling like I have a future #I want kids now? and a dog and an apartment with big windows and a community garden and maybe a relationship and a Life #it’s honestly funny how surprised I am that I’m feeling better mentally like I’m not paying for pills that were prescribed to me #to Do Exactly That bbdjenfndnf #personal
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  • taeminsstars
    22.10.2021 - 8 hours ago

    I don’t have words to describe my feelings for Attacca guys. Like all I can say is that it’s a fucking masterpiece okay it’s PERFECT and I just love seventeen a lot 🥺

    #I don’t even know where to start with my feelings #i’m like actually overwhelmed because I love this album so much?? #and seventeen #they’re so talented and funny and kind and dumb and everything I love #I just have many many feelings #seventeen#attacca#jane rambles #kpop talk with jane
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  • peachrunes
    22.10.2021 - 8 hours ago

    laid down. brain immediately starts going 800 mph (~1287 kmph) like hey what if everybody hates you

    #on the bright side i’m still kinda funny even when i’m losing it #tears in my eyes as i ask siri what 800mph is in km #going to cry properly now #badtalks
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  • thetwiceexceptional
    22.10.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Hermione: Look! An animal translator spell!

    Neville: Nah, that doesn't work, I tried it on my pet toad once and it just kept on saying "Keep this guy away from me, keep this guy away from me."

    #told you there was shit coming #unreal quotes#incorrect quotes#Harry potter #incorrect Harry Potter quotes #hermione granger#neville longbottom #source: wizards of waverly place #wizards of waverly place #justin russo#max russo#Disney#tv quotes#funny quotes#funny#not #it’s really not funny #I’m sorry this is bad content
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  • thatoneawkwardhorse
    22.10.2021 - 8 hours ago

    My little meow meow baby

    #/JOKE I PROMISE THIS US A JOKE #I’m so funny can’t you tell #Godzilla #Godzilla vs Kong #godzilla king of the monsters #kitty rambles
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