This new Joss rewrite really sings, huh?
THE BOYS (2019—) | 2.05 - “We Gotta Go Now”
What I try to tell myself: I would rather have dead friends than no friends. At least I have memories to think about.
What I really tell myself: Dear god please stop killing my friends
Y’ALL I CAN’T
this is all
OH. MY. GOSH.
My 10 year old son looking at a party size bag of chips while wiggling his eyebrows: “Ya know, I’m something of a party myself.”
Me and his 16 year old sister: -death by laughter-
For those who don’t use Grammarly, I’ll explain. Here’s some facts to take in as well.
Now, we can get to the real stuff.
Okay, so I’m writing a fanfiction about Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye, (because I love them like they’re my children :3) and it’s not my first time writing a fanfiction with Grammarly. It’s my longest fanfiction, with currently (I don’t know, maybe this is shocking to you) almost 8,000 words, that’s taken almost 1/ 2 of a year so far. I have encountered many errors that I’ve had to fix. And just saying, I like to have all my stats at its best and the overall score 100. It just makes me feel bad when it’s not 100.
And let’s take in a short story that explains it all.
Okay, so one day, I go onto Grammarly, everything just fine. I open up my latest fanfiction that I feel like working on today. I scroll to the end, which takes a dying 5 to 10 seconds, and during that time, the Grammarly system is running through my story to check for mistakes. And at that time, my score was 100, no mistakes, delivery of the story is perfect, along with the engagement and the clarity. Everything is fine. Everything was fine, until…
I see 8 mistakes pop up in front of my eyes.
I almost scream-
And then I think, Okay, eight mistakes isn’t that bad. So, irritated and a bit disappointed, I fix the fanfiction, which actually takes a really long time, (over the course of a day or two, because I’m fixing a story with almost 8,000 words) and I decide, that’s enough writing.
And a few days after. I head back to the Grammarly Hompage, in high spirits, ready to work on my story. I open up the document. I scroll to the end. Grammarly and its checking process.
28 mistakes flash in front of my eyes. And I think, suddenly, how could this happen
to me (sorry, I couldn’t resist :p)? At that moment, I feel… so drained because I don’t want to fix 28 mistakes in a 8,000 word fanfiction! 8 has already taken enough time- but 28?!?! And I know, you’re thinking, “it’s only 20 more,” or “shouldn’t take thaaaat long to fix,” but, NO! Me, searching through a long fanfiction, erasing words, pasting them, paragraph by paragraph, searching word for word… it’s a tiring process.
I mean… I did fix some of them and still have 22 more to find…
And for you Royai Fanfiction readers, no, I am most, most, most, most, definitely not posting my fanfictions on fanfiction.net on AO3 until I am satisfied with one of my fanfics! (hehe)
I haven’t touched the fanfiction I’m working on in… I think… half a month?
In the end, I think I’m just lazy.
DEAD LITTLE ROOSTERS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
THE BOYZ NEW MINI THO, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE BAD SONG
Man sagt mir, ich soll fröhliche Lieder hören, dann bleiben die Melodien im Kopf.
Ich: a little bit of selfharm in the night
A little bit of razorblades that is fine
A little bit of blood is all I see
A little bit of pain i have to feel
Wer die Melodie erkannt hat, darfs gerne teilen
17 sept DK + Joshua collab for 17 with Pink Sweat$ plus Youngjae’s birthday
ALSO Bambam new photoshoot!
living through live through this.
So i know that this is edited…but holy sh*t can you imagine getting a pic like this from Henry after a long day of shooting?! Him telling you that he misses you and can’t wait to finally see you again!? To hold you again?! Falling asleep to the thought that this come to life Greek statue of a demigod is thinking about you? Longing for you?!
the two scenes directly following them meeting okame are so funny i laugh every time i get to yumeko asking tatsumi if he’s going to string sweet potatoes around okame’s ears so squirrels crawl all over him and tatsumi literally goes “…no.” after he considers it.
then when tatsumi’s first response to okame getting them lost is to literally try to behead him like,,, we love one antisocial boy
At this point I’m not alive
F3 has killed me