#i'm wheezing Tumblr posts

  • cerberusofficer
    22.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    “  I  take  it  you’ve seen  better  days,  Shepard,    ”    a  tease  lingers  on  the  edges  of  her  lips  and  it’s  the  faintest  of  smiles  that  she  offers. Worse  for  wear,  ragged,  and  downtrodden:  all  words,  simple phrases  she  could  utilize  to  describe  the  woman  before her,  settling  into  the  anxious air  about  Citadel space,  but  she’ll stow  her  concern for  another  day.     Fingers  slip along  a  cool  metal  railing, the  nagging  sensation of  impatience  settling in  exhausted  marrow as  Miranda  leans  away.  They  both  have  much larger  concerns  to  address.       “    -  Still,  it’s  good  to  see  you.  More  or  less  in  one  piece.   ”  

    #victamortem #✘.starters #✘. prodigal fugitive (me3) #( i'm super goddamn rusty so i hope this is fine) #(/wheezes and lays down)
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  • depressednyctophile
    22.06.2021 - 6 hours ago
    #It takes me 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode bc I'm always wheezing so hard #and not like I can watch anything without pausing 50 times in the first place #Jin you ain't helping #bts#run bts#jin#kim seokjin
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  • cursedfortune
    22.06.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #one word scolding coming in lmfao sgdfhfjhgk #bruh why u gotta get nasty i'm wheezing #iamkingkill#asks
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  • roukujou
    22.06.2021 - 17 hours ago


    KoGil: :)))))))))))

    stop smiling at me, weirdo.

    #//I'M WHEEZING HE'S LIKE WHO THE FUCK?? #aurivore
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  • aberooski
    22.06.2021 - 18 hours ago

    The funniest thing I have ever written is in my big bang fic this year. There's a point where Camula walks up to Crowler, Bastion, and Hassleberry, takes one look at Crowler and says

    "Well now, look what the bat dragged in."

    It's not at all funny, and I've written some funny shit in my time but I will never write anything that I will find funnier than that. My humor is broken.

    #yugioh gx#fanfiction#camula #Dr. Vellian Crowler #bastion misawa#tyranno hassleberry #I literally cannot stop laughing at it #it's not at all funny #but I'm wheezing #it's only funny to me and that's okay #I've peaked #she says bat instead of cat because she's a vampire #clearly I'm a genius #quite the wordsmith #literally it's the stupidest fucking joke I hate it but I love it too much at the same time
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  • kinsbin
    22.06.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Did we mean to make five separate Magnus Archives self inserts? No we did not. Did we do it anyways? Yes we did. It's my self insert and I get to choose the experience BABEY-

    Anyways winded explanations about my inserts and who their shipped with under the cut

    1. Kinley Bouchard In which I'm the adopted son of Elias and have special powers gifted to me by The Eye. My overprotective dad watches me almost DAILY and no one likes being around me by season 3 because they all think I'm just a little spy for Elias fghg. This version is shipped with Michael Shelley/Distortion Michael and half of my canon takes place in an AU where Michael doesn't die he just becomes a less powerful part of The Spiral and I hang out with him/kiss him constantly as more human emotions come back to him.

    2. Kinley Sims Because we love using our platonic f/os as foil, this version has me as John's adopted brother! We grew up together both being dorks and reading, and went separate ways when I went to college for Art History and he went his own way. I meet and travel with Peter Lukas a lot, and this version is shipped with him. John hates knowing this and when he accidentally finds out about me kissing someone from the Lukas Family he gets a migrane.

    3. Kinley Jones v1 Gertrude's angry punk assistant who's shipped with Gerard Keay. I honestly don't have a lot about them yet other than a) Leitner fucked ther life up and b) they like to commit arson with Gerry and it's a lot of fun. They have a silly/wild romance together and are hella sad when Gerry's book page gets burnt :c

    4. Kinley Jones v2 An art historian and avid book collector version of Kinley. I frequent some of the book stores that Mike Crew frequents on occassion and we get to talking about ancient novels and tombs and how to keep an eye out for them. We save books for one another and then go get tea together after the store closes. We're very much the coffee shop couple. Also in an AU where he survives being shot by Daisy because I say so.

    5. Kinley Jones v3 LAST ONE AND IS SHIPPED WITH JARED HOPWORTH BABY. Anyways I started attending his gym during the day to get fit and he thought it was so fucking cute because I'm like 2 feet shorter than him and made of determination. Ends up helping me train himself and we fall in love and he learns I collect bones when he walks me home one night and is like 'oh fuck they're perfect' and he's been stealing bones for me ever since baby.

    #kinley scribs#kinley talks#self insert#self ship#self shipping #WHEEZES AS I WRITE ALL OF THIS #TMA CONSUMES MY BEING RIGHT NOW AND I'M SO SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO IT #BUT AT THOSE WHO DO -GRABBY HANDS- #idk why 5 whole men decided to catch my eye in this damn podcast but you know this is the price we pay for horror love #LETS SEE IF I CAN REMEMBER ALL OF MY SHIP TAGS FOR THEM LETS GO #boneturning love#topsy turvey #lonely heart club #you take my breath away #we didn't start the fire #HAH
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  • stuffthatireblog
    21.06.2021 - 21 hours ago

    "Oh you're getting tortured? Cannot relate at all that sounds like a you problem"

    How is this an actual Technoblade quote

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  • amelianreasons
    21.06.2021 - 21 hours ago
    “And now you are cursed from the ground, which has opened its mouth to receive your brother's blood from your hand.”

    i’m so out of practice with drawing (;﹏;) hoping something simple can kickstart my creative juices again

    #devil survivor spoilers #desu#devil survivor#naoya#naoya minegishi #i moved and forgot to bring my tablet cord with me #so i went a few weeks without it #my mom came to visit me and she brought it for me bless her heart #but now i forgot how to draw and i'm just #*squishes cheeks in exasperation* #so take something simple idc anymore #*yeets this into the voice at full force* #also one of my friends told me that this looks like the 'you know i had to do it to him' pose and i'm WHEEZING #god: where is your brother #cain: *poses like lucky luciano* #also i'm really proud of how this lineart turned out so take it too
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  • squishdaniel
    21.06.2021 - 22 hours ago


    #I'm fucking wheezing #har rambles
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  • ninja-knox-ur-sox-off
    21.06.2021 - 1 day ago
    #knox rambles#asks#snail anon#Monkie Kid #shut up noodle boy I'm committing to my role #*WHEEZING*
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  • meewgulff
    20.06.2021 - 1 day ago
    #mew suppasit #aww he must be doing his homework for AM workshop #but lol i'm kinda wheezing poor teddy lmao
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  • paper-carnation
    20.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    So, I had this silly idea, it could be an AU, in which everything is the same except Zenigata had the Chapulin Colorado suit. (I'M WHEEZING sorryyy Zenigata )

    He's saying: My vinyl antennas detect the presence of LUPIIIIIN

    #inspector zenigata #lupin the third #chapulincolorado #Sorry this is cringey #i'm wheezing
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  • out-of-context-charlie
    20.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    my hero academia vigilantes is literally come for the lore, stay for the knock-off marvel superheroes

    #you don't understand i'm whEEZING #shoutout to furuhashi and betten #thank you for including a walmart winter soldier my day is so much better #this series is a gift #charlie talks to nobody
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  • errastarlight
    20.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    “Everyone! Let's find mikey!”

    #tokyo revengers #HSHAHDHDH I'M WHEEZING #Draken#dora#doraken
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  • hyotenhyakkaso
    19.06.2021 - 3 days ago


    #~THE STABBENING CONTINUES -WHEEZE- ~ #~Discord I'm howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a sunny afternoon (Discord Shenanigans)~
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  • maraczeks
    19.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    tww s4 thread pt 1

    #except my phone keeps disconnecting from the wifi ill be lucky if my ipad even plays so i will Finally shut up #20 HOURS IN AMERICAN LETS GOOOO #june 19 2021 #AMY ADAMS???? #DONNA GOING EITH THEM SO PRRDONALLLL #:$:&;@;&:&:$:$;$ it's the fancam clip #LMAOOOOOOOOOO IM GIGGLINGGGG #RIP TOBY DONNA AND JOSH LAMOOOOOOO #NEW SEASON NEW THEME SONG CLIPS YASSS #well not really JANEL GOT A NEW ONE THO i like the s3 one better it's so personal omg #yuppp another fancam clip exactly #PEEING MYSELF #naur bc i've said this before their pacing is soooo good like since s3 ended so sad s4 starts really funny this is hilarious i'm crying #THEYRE STRANDED IM PEEING MYSEFFFFFF #CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY #THE TIME ZONES #IM CRYING #HELP MEEEEEEEEEEHZJAJAJABSJDNKSKSKSKSHSH IM WHEEZING #I CANNOT BELIEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELDLDJNXBXNXNDNSKSKSKJDJDND #JOSH YELLING INTO SAMS MESSAGE SI CANTNFJHDJDJD HEP #IM LITERALLY LAUGHING SO HARD HEHXJNXKSJS #do ppl really think jd is toxic i mean have you seen danamy #sam my poor little meow meow i would let you sleep #how did no one on the plane notice they're gone 😭😭😭 #jd in the backseat tgt hot #if i see any photo of donna from an ep i've seen i recognize it that's crazy #schmutsy pants 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #they're not gonna miss the train ... #TOBY: i work at the white house #NAUR ITS THE WEONG WAY GELP THE COMEDY IS SO
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  • onstoryladders
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    same tin same

    #lmao#i'm wheezing #love by chance #tincan #when can started dancing #tin and i both: 🤨
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  • ezralia-writes
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago


    #Ryoc is such a dumbass #Why is everyone acting like he's dying? #I'm lit rally wheezing whoops #And Maha is so stupid #I love the actress/actor but honestly 💯 more interested in the side characters than the main
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  • count-v-dracula
    18.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    @thxwxlf​ ;••••; asked▬

    Kekipi shuffles into Vlad's room wearing an oversized yellow hoodie. "I'm the badguy... duh" then she starts doing these weird tik tok trend dance moves.

    Vlad simply bends over in his seat, places his forehead on a hand and sighs -- weary and incredibly annoyed.

    “Oh, God. No no no.”

    #answered#count cracula #[ I'M WHEEZING ] #[ HE DOESN'T DO TIK TOK ] #[ OR ANYTHING 'TRENDY' ] #v; modern#thxwxlf
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