#im trash Tumblr posts

  • chaos-aint-me
    23.01.2022 - 2 hours ago

    I keep falling behind on my responsibilities. I need to take out the trash but I'm too tired. I need to do a laundry but I can go a few more days. I give myself excuses not to do something but then everything piles up and I get overwhelmed

    #for the record laundry and trash are in the basement of my building and im on the fourth floor so it does get exhausting #personal
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  • rice4322
    22.01.2022 - 3 hours ago

    the way im so talented at sweeping and mopping floors...cinderelly could never

    i ate those floors up

    #our house is two floors #i cleaned the floors of the 1st floor #only missing me n my dads room which is actually 1 room bc i have no own room #those floors be SHINY but our room is so nasty im so sorry dad its been like 3 weeks since i cleaned up but the kitchen looking real good #personal#dear diary#lulu #spent 3 hours mopping and sweeping and took out the trash and washed the dishes twice #now imma wash more dishes T_T like damn we use a lot in 1 day
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  • dhufeainnewedd
    22.01.2022 - 5 hours ago

    fun fact, ishtar would be part of “t.oo hot to h.andle” and she would make everyone lose so much money the other contestants would be begging lana to send her home, only for her to somehow develop an honest connection with one of the other girls, therefore stealing one of the boys’ gf, and going home with her at the end of the show

    #OUT  OF  CHAOS . #this is my truth #anyway if you're wondering what im doing.... watching trash tv with my fam
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  • nykmelo
    22.01.2022 - 21 hours ago

    melo had a good game tonight with 23 points on 4-5 from 3 but you wouldn't hear about that from blazers fans because it doesn't fit their narrative that he's the wost basketball player of all time or some shit

    #where are the tHiS Is wHO yAlL wAnTEd tO rESigN soap opera tweets now? #where are the iM gLaD hEs nOT hERe aNyMOre tweets? #cmon don't be shy speak up #the way these bitches go radio silent whenever melo does good but be the loudest in the room when he's trash is comical #and then they pride themselves so much for bringing him back like first of all y'all never liked man the credit goes to the front office #second of all y'all had SUCH big expectations for a 35 year old who didn't play for an entire season to be your 3rd option #and when he didn't live up to that rather than his role as a bench player...y'all dragged him to hell and back #shit that still haunts you in your dreams to this day because else you wouldn't talk about it that much #and you never mention the good things because what for? #it doesn't fit your narrative so what for? #he shot you into the playoffs but you won't talk about that because you want everyone to know how terrible he is and how poor you are #i love the blazers with all my heart even if they disappoint me but the fanbase can be so insufferable #like not lakers/warriors terrible just incredibly insufferable #nba#la lakers#carmelo anthony#hesomelo #portland trail blazers
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  • bergamotmandarin
    22.01.2022 - 22 hours ago

    OKAY... OKAY I JUST FINISHED DELTARUNE CHAP 2 AND UM??????? UMMMM???????

    #i need to scream abt this and im gonna do it in the tags #so.... spoilers ahoy lmao #what the... what the fuck #i thought it was gonna be all good! of course not! #kris what the fuck!!! wtf wtf wtf!!!!! #kris pls... i just want to be friends. me the amorphous creature controlling u like a puppet #except when they do THAT JESUS #okay so... that was definitely a very familiar smile on the tv #and kris opened the door!!! does that mean the whole town is going to be affected?? #did they do that because of what susie said? about bringing their friends to their world? #also was that the fucking roaring??? jesus kris #so if the whole town is affected.. does that mean things might be like undertale? all the characters are there already #it would be a good bridge between them!! #also that smile... the tv static.. the flowers in the trash from asgore..... we're gonna see flowey again arent we #im so excited!! and then when i got to the main screen! 7 chapters!!!!!! ahhhhhh mr fox you gonna spoil us in the future #but anyways i am SO EXCITED for more i am frothing at the mouth #like... that ending god!!! god!!!!!! perfect cliffhanger perfect setup for the next chapter! #my head is swimming omg im so wired i love this game!!! #alright everyone hyperfixation coming lmao if you couldn't tell by the icon and theme change <333
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  • boneremoval
    22.01.2022 - 23 hours ago

    (repost bc i forgot to tag @bamsara​ + i know some people don’t wanna scroll)

    his hair got all fcked up from the hat :( now he’s gotta brush it again he did it just before the interview!!! anyway, i bet INVADER’s antennae also connect to the whole audio system to make him better at finding burglars + he’s got an extensive voice bank so he can identify parents and match them to kids :] he cannot!!! replicate voices!!! we learned our lesson in sister location.

    #fnaf#fnaf sb#invader zim#dib membrane #now for the talk your ear off part #mike's the guy talking bc hes. so tired #resident meat shield still works here #sara i am looking at you. his husband is safe. he is in the daycare w sunshine and they are having a great time. #anyway i rlly liked the lil mini doodle #but i figured the animatronic would be less likely to be facing them if they were talkin abt something other than him #such is zim. #until !! dib talks and yk. voicebank as explained #anyway im fnaf trash so im super happy to see one of my favorite creators getting back into it #i think thats all maybe ill come back and draw more if it strikes me #have a good day besties & worsties !!
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  • peekeepers
    22.01.2022 - 23 hours ago

    my friend n i r gonna go to the last game of the szn and then it’s wag time 😈😈

    #andrew hand in marriage right fkn now #also im trashed so this canucks game will b GOOOOD
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  • mustachekissy
    22.01.2022 - 1 day ago

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    #not me searching up the venue im seeing louis at to find other people going #to find a solo harrie hating on louis and calling him a flop for playing these small venues #when harry... played this same venue on his first tour... #trash #but im seeing him in atlanta if anyone is going!!!!
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  • popularmxnster
    22.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Billys favorite band is Falling In Reverse and for obvious reasons hes a Ronnie stan

    #no i will not be taking questions #lmaoooo #im going to their concert next week though #i know ronnie is trash but i love his music #oops #but ive also heard hes gotten better??? #but i see him being salty all over tik tok #he does look healthy now and kinda good so idk #doesnt excuse what hes done though i know
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  • defectivehero
    22.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    “Hero is really annoying,” one of the villain’s henchmen groaned. “I just don’t understand. He’s always sweeping in at the last second, ruining all of our plans.”

    “How they do it,” the villain corrected their henchman, trying to ignore the anger that threatened to rise in their chest. It was probably just a mistake- completely unintentional. They pinched the bridge of their nose. “The hero doesn’t use masculine pronouns.”

    “Why does it matter?” their henchman squinted at the villain, as if they were the one being unreasonable. Any semblance of patience that the villain thought they had left completely dissipated. They just stared at the henchman for a moment, not able to believe the sheer audacity of the person they thought would fit into their organization. On second thought, there was just no way that they would have accepted a person as ignorant as this into their organization. The villain would have to have a talk with their underlings about their interviewing process, they decided. But first, the villain had an ignorant asshole to deal with. 

    “Get out,” the villain whispered, pointing to the door. This seemed to only confuse the henchman even more, as veins popped out of their neck. The villain raised an eyebrow at them, a soft smile on their face. Their gaze flitted from the offender to the other henchman, daring them to continue. 

    “Why?” the henchman snapped. The villain, sensing that their next remark would be incredibly ignorant, cut them off right there. 

    “Because you don’t have basic human fucking decency, that’s why,” the villain snapped, shaking their head in disbelief. They stood up, triumphing when they realized that they were several inches taller than the henchman. The villain took a few leisurely steps closer to them, watching as the henchman’s face pinched comically. 

    “It’s just so stupid,” they tried to say, but the villain cut them off right there.  “Alright, you’re done,” the villain seethed, waving a hand and smirking as the ex-henchman flew through the glass wall of the conference room and fell into a heap against the wall outside. The villain then turned to face the table, satisfied with the frightened faces staring back at them. “Anyone else?”

    #NOT A PROMPT #hero x villain #hero and villain #writing#writeblr#short fic#villain really said #let me just take out the trash rq #snippet#uhhhh #idk what to tag #I just had chipotle #it was so good #and now im full #just thought you all should know
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  • strawbkiwijuice
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    im so goddamn frustrated. why do i always have to be the one to hide my anger, why do i have to be the one who takes care of other people, and sacrifices. why cant i for once have some semblance of the life i wanted. im tired of making do. im tired of having to be content. when do i get to be happy

    #FUCK#fuck #im so mad #and frustrated #im living a fucking lie #this life isnt mine #im just living it #nothing makes me happy anymore #all i do is worry and think #none of my hobbies are fun anymore #why dont i feel loved anymore #why cant they try harder to make me haopy #why cant they put in more effert #why couldnt they do that from the start #why should i have had to miss out on my childhood for a goddamn mistake of a child #why wasnt i more selfish when i had the chance #im losing myself in my complacency #i want to run away again #filling my room with useless trash and meaningless baubles isnt filling the holes of my tattered heart #i cant just buy my way to happiness #but what else do i even have #everything is just a big lie #my life is a joke #i dont even want to die anymore #how fucked is that #my life means so little to me that i dont even want to put in the energy to even die #what is wrong with me #i thought i was getting better #but now it feels like im rotting from the inside out
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  • spitzonthefritz
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    trying to figure out ways hugo can get a proper bath, groom, and trim by someone who knows what theyre doing and can find a solution to getting in a decent groom without it completely fucking his garbage little body up

    but the only solution i have so far is "do a grooming course, get the gear, and do it yourself" so either im about to take up a very expensive and stressful hobby for my dog or i need to find a really good groomer who will tolerate my severe micromanaging

    #do not reblog #i dont want to learn to groom. like mad respect to people that do and find joy in it but i do not #however hugos only gonna get worse pain wise and unfortunately he is a little trash man who after four weeks of no bath time #he ends up looking like hes been dumped in a bog and then dragged through a hedge #and his hair grows way too quick and hes not only a trash man but a pissy man so he needs to be trimmed up for hygiene #so just brushing/just bathing is a no. he needs baths/dries/trims/brush yknow #our groomer is good. however shes like really bad at the customer service side and whenever we tell her stuff she brushes (LOL) it off #ah man. im already googling online courses. god damnit #personal
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  • nightwatchr
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    @tumblr i fucking blocked the intheweeds blog i dont wanna see their posts anymore FUCK off

    #🐢 // trash for turtles // ooc #not that its problematique or anything i wouldnt know #im just tired of seeing it
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  • copeland-kiddo
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    i’m ruined

    soooo my sister sent me a lovely link (https://pudding.cool/2021/10/judge-my-music/) this morning, wanting to see what AI had to say about my Spotify.

    The results are a whole aural trash fire.

    #tell me something i don't know #im not that basic #thanks sis #my aural trash dumpster fire 2022 #endless worship service bad
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  • kanelisko
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    being autistic & a man is actually very cool and sexy and if u'r like "uwu cutie bean pure wittle not-like-other-men boy" to my grown man ass imma stim this knife inside your spleen

    #i think im gonna get back to masking all the time im so tired of being treated like a child #also feeling salty towards all those 'woke feminists' who say nothing but men = bad #then turn around like 'oh but not u u r special uwu trans baby' #i'm capable of being trash lmao i just choose not to #fuck allistics uhgh
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  • niallandtommo
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    ich freu mich so krass aufs dschungelcamp lmao

    #ist zwar komisch dass es nicht in australien ist #aber mal gucken wie es wird #ich hoffe es gibt nicht zu viele corona einschränkungen #das ist echt die einzige trash tv show die ich gucke #aber ich freu mich jedes mal so drauf #absolutes highlight im januar 🤪
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  • jellogram
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    I need Instagram to know that if I wanted to use TikTok I would make a fucking TikTok

    #i used to use Instagram so much as my primary mobile entertainment and i just cant anymore #it sucks so fucking hard the algorithm is absolute trash #and im so sick of the neo-tiktok content and the way its so much harder to mute videos now #honestly fuck Instagram im so over it #instagram#social media#internet
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  • zzzhonglis
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    sorry if i seem angry its because i am

    #✧ — daydreaming #i just... being a content creator with a very small following is really annoying and disheartening sometimes #esp when it feels like you're ignored all the time #its also incredibly disheartening when you see everyone over 500 notes and you cant even reach 200 #i feel like a trash writer bc i barely receive support #i know im a good writer but its like. apparently NOT good enough #dont mind my venting this shit plagues my mind #im torn between /feeling/ like i suck and /knowing/ I'm good at writing #anyways... #vent post
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  • yourlocalsewerdragon
    21.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    he says, in front of kujo tenn

    #im not liveblogging i7 cuz i gotta focus on it ykyk or else ill get distracted #but this was so funny to me KDJHFDJSKDJFH #tw caps#dragon's trash
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