#imarriedpastarambles Tumblr posts

  • gritty-pasta
    10.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    WHY MUST MY IGNORANT FUCKING NEIGHBOURS BURN STUFF WITHOUT WARNING?!

    MY BEDROOM STINKS OF SMOKE NOW!!

    #imarriedpastarambles #WHY CAN'T THEY JUST TAKE THEIR TRASH TO THE DUMP INSTEAD OF BURNING IT?!
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  • gritty-pasta
    09.06.2021 - 5 days ago

    It's too freaking hot.

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  • gritty-pasta
    02.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    I gave Bear a brush and the amount of fur that came off him is insane.

    But he looks and feels much better now.

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  • gritty-pasta
    01.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Just got an unwarranted smack in the eye by Millie, the little Hooligan.

    #imarriedpastarambles #I'm fine just more shocked than anything #i was just cuddling her then BAM!
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  • gritty-pasta
    29.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    HLVRAI instantly cures my sadness.

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  • gritty-pasta
    28.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    My little sister has been watching me play RE Village and came up with this great phrase after I headshot a Lycan: "Head goes Wheee!!"

    She's the funniest kid.

    #imarriedpastarambles#resident evil #resident evil village
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  • gritty-pasta
    20.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    I would give Moreau a big hug and lots of compliments

    He deserves better.

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  • gritty-pasta
    19.05.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    I love RE Village.

    But I fucking hated that Blobby Baby Monster. It was so gross and loud and just bleggghhhhh horrible.

    And I'm definitely going to have nightmares about it.

    #imarriedpastarambles#resident evil #resident evil village #resident evil 8 spoilers
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  • gritty-pasta
    17.05.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    Of course it starts pouring down rain when I'm just about to leave to catch the bus!

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  • gritty-pasta
    17.05.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    I can't sleep and I have to be up early. What a horrible predicament I am in.

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  • gritty-pasta
    13.05.2021 - 1 mont ago

    SEASON 4 OF CASTLEVANIA HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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  • gritty-pasta
    12.05.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Uggghhhh I thought my mum had a day off work today and that I could go back to sleep for a couple of hours.

    Nope, it's just my neighbour with her music turned up to max volume.

    #imarriedpastarambles #she does this nearly every day when my mum is at work #completely forgetting or ignoring the fact that i am home #i don't want to start anything with her so that's why i don't knock to ask her if she can turn her music down
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  • gritty-pasta
    02.05.2021 - 1 mont ago

    I'm on my fourth and final attempt of this cross stitch pattern and if I mess it up again then I am going to scream.

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  • gritty-pasta
    30.04.2021 - 1 mont ago

    AASGHDJKJKKLYDJKFF W H A T ? ! ?

    Tumblr what the fuck?

    #imarriedpastarambles#tumblr ads #tumblr ad fail #what the actual fresh hell
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  • gritty-pasta
    27.04.2021 - 1 mont ago

    I'm so bad at cross-stitch.

    I was halfway through my first attempt and then my sister barged my door open to show me a very unfunny TikTok, which scared the shit out of me and caused me to mark the aida with the pen I was using to count the stitches.

    Then I counted the stitches wrong on both my second and third attempt.

    Now I'm on my fourth and final piece of aida. I'm working on the border and I really hope I don't fuck up again.

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  • gritty-pasta
    26.04.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Millie is tired after having the zoomies.

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  • gritty-pasta
    24.04.2021 - 1 mont ago

    My back is really killing me.

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  • gritty-pasta
    03.04.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Bear had a bath yesterday.

    Took him out on a walk only for him to roll in cat poo that I didn't see at first because it was buried under some dirt.

    He does this every damn time he's had his bath.

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  • gritty-pasta
    29.03.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Bear met a delivery robot on his walk and got scared of it when it started to cross the road. He wrapped his lead around my legs in an effort to get away from it and I nearly fell over in front of two cars waiting for me to cross and a park full of children 😣😖

    #imarriedpastarambles #and then he barked at the second one he saw on our way home
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  • gritty-pasta
    25.03.2021 - 2 monts ago

    I should be surprised that there's memes of the whole Suez Canal Incident, but I'm not.

    I've been on this hellsite for too long.

    #imarriedpastarambles#suez canal #this is tumblr where memes can and will be made out of any strange news #ever given
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