Bucky: Oh, you have a kid?
Eddie: Yup, little symbiote kid. Carnage. Is the Spider one yours?
Bucky: Well, not really no, but he does stay with me and Steve when his Aunt's busy.
Peter, from across the park: Mr. Bucky! Look at this weird red spaghetti I found!
Bucky, not at all watching and distracted as hell: That's nice kid.
Carnage: Father look! I have bonded with a new friend!
Eddie, also very distracted: That's great Carnage.
Bucky: OH GOD PETER NO!
Peter/Carnage, standing on top of a building and cackling manically: WE ARE GOING TO COMMIT ARSON!
Eddie, watching from below with Bucky: I mean... It could be worse?
Bucky, quietly: Oh fuck, Steve is going to kill me...