BBH: Do you ever wonder what’s beyond Jupiter,In space I mean..

Dream:

Dream: Do you mean Saturn?

Skeppy: Bad,You are Suppose to be Smarter than me—

Skeppy: Stop Disappointing me–

BBH: Oh sorry!I meant to say Uranus–

Skeppy: (Proceeds to Choke on water)

(Insert a Very Loud Wheeze Coming from Dream)

i still have some requests to get through but PLEASE send me some marauders era requests, whether it’s groupchats or individual

Supernatural as told by messages @nayeliq1 and I have sent each other

Chuck: Thomas, how do I get revenge on my enemies?

Thomas: The greatest revenge is letting go, and living your life to the fullest.

Chuck: Minho, how do I-

Minho: Brick.

Zedaph: Ex sometimes talks in his sleep, it’s adorable.

Ex, asleep: Fight me…you motherfucker…square up…I think the fuck not…

I want to be

no mom i’m a hermes simp, not a degenerate, there’s a difference

Owen: Oh shut up will you Teaboy, you’re not nearly as important as you think you are.

Ianto: I’ll have you know that the whole world would have come to an end without me, several times over in fact, thank you very much.

Owen: Ha, I think you’ll find that Jack’s the one who does the last minute saves round here.

Ianto: And who do you think saves Jack?

Owen: …

Gwen: He’s got a point.

• Deidara: I'm putting on makeup, wait.
• Tobi: You don't need makeup, senpai.
• Deidara: Aw, really?
• Tobi: You need plastic surgery.

conversation between me (Alex), @gay-ghost-boy-in-a-band (Julie) and @no-sleeves-simp (Reggie)

• Pit: I've only slept nine hours over the past four days, so I'm right on the verge of a nervous breakdown
• Pit: * Bites into his bow *
• Pit: ........this isn't a bagel

• Ace: What are you doing?
• Taro, spreading toothpaste on toast: I'm multitasking.

Janeway deciding to be generous and become allies but the aliens broke her trust:

• tubbo: whatcha got there?
• phil and ranboo: nukes!
• tubbo: no!
• charlie and jack: oh my god why do they have nukes???

Sizhui: So basically, you say “wig” when someone says something super epic or cool

Lan Wangji, writing it down: Oh, I see

-later-

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan. I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time…

Wei Wuxian: I am in love with you

Lan Wangji: Wig

Ron: fuck Malfoy

Harry: already done

Ron: …

Harry: …

Xisuma: For anyone asking, no I am not okay! But I appreciate the concern!

adam: i love you, halo.

michael: i love you more.

adam: no i love you more.

michael: no i love-

gabriel, eating a sandwich: please stop before i vomit.

• Ryona: Do you want some tea?
• Damon: What are the options?
• Ryona: Yes or no.

• Merlin: What if I start mixing energy drinks and black coffee?
• Gwaine: Hell, yeah, there's no god here to judge us.