Chat: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Ladybug: A pet WHAT?!
Carapace: William Snakespeare
Cecil la Tortuga: Emergencias, dígame.
Bugs: (al teléfono) ¡Hola, si! ¡Necesito ...!
Cecil: Dígame...
Bugs: ¡Si, le estoy diciendo...!
Cecil: Dígame...
Bugs: ¡A ver! ¿Me oye?
Cecil: Diga... “me”.
Bugs: ¿Me...?
Cecil: Ahora si lo ha entendido.
Bugs: Ah, vale. Es que no estaba entendiendo.
Cecil: Si, nadie lo entiende. Bueno, ¿qué sucede?
Bugs: ¿Eh? Oh, es verdad... ¡MI AMIGO! ¡Que se muere!
Lucas: 😵💫
Fuente: TikTok
Juwon: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the "B" out of our bromance.
Dongsik, down on one knee, holding out an engagement ring: I mean, yeah, I guess.
Emerald: If you don't play along, I'm going to release evidence that you are a homosexual.
Oscar: I came out 5 years ago?
Ruby: Okay, but you have to promise you won't get angry or tell anyone!
Weiss: I promise.
Ruby, talking fast: So Jaune rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Yang and Nora to Disney Land, and a series of events occurred and their car kinda got crushed and they're out of money, since they spent it all on food, and they can't get home.
Weiss, eyes wide and calmly: Yes, that's a real pickle. Could you excuse me for a moment?
Weiss: *goes into a different room*
Weiss: *SCREAMS IN FRUSTRATION*
Wukong: Excuse me, I think I lost my way to give a shit, can you help me?
Macaque: The road to fuck off is right this way, please.
Sirius: you’re such a pussy
Marlene: I am what I eat.
James: *spits his tea*
Scarlemagne: Gerard, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Gerard: I think so, Scarl, but isn't that why they invented tube socks?
Korvo: What do you have in your pockets?
Jesse; coat barking: …. Drugs.
Modern AU, WWX and JC in a car
WWX: Your parking is totally crooked!
JC: Tch, like you could do any better.
WWX: Naturally!
A few minutes later…
WWX: *grinning like a maniac*
JC: *high pitched screaming*
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Dr. Loboto: I have heterophobia.
Sasha Nein: Heterochromia.
Dr. Loboto: That too.
remus, seriously: what is love?
james: 🎵baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more🎵
Jogo: Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Hanami: What have you done?
Drago: So, you want to give us your real name?
Rocky: I told you it's Sable. Wick Sable.
Sol: Men who eat boneless chicken wings close the fridge with their hips.
Axl: Yeah? My hands are full, and my ass is fat. You fucking wish you were me.
Deku: C'mon Kacchan! Just do it!
Kirishima: Yeah Bakubro!
Bakugo: BUZZ OFF EXTRAS
Kirishima: PLZZZZZZZZZZ?
Bakugo: TCH. Fine.
The Miku song starts playing.
Bakugo: Katsuki, Katsuki, you can call me Katsuki.
Bakugo: Blond hair, red eyes-I HOPE THAT YOU ALL DIE!
Kirishima: (U_U)So manly.
wolffe: can we please place bets on how much therapy you’ll need in the future?
cody: you mean “WE’LL” need?
fox: we’re starting a therapy trust fund
rex: like a REAL family does
Kuroo: If you could change your name what would you change it to?
Bokuto: Forty exclamation points in a row and is pronounced like a person screaming!
Harry: [creates a group chat called "Harry's surprise birthday party"]
Harry: [leaves the groupchat]
Ron, inside the groupchat: Bloody hell I'm feeling a lot of emotions right now... but mostly respect.
