- Envoy: Primus, I hate him.
- Armordive: Me too.
- Envoy: You have no idea who I'm talking about.
- Armordive: Solidarity, sister.
Tails: It’s interesting getting older and learning that most adults are not smart.
Tails: I had my suspicions but I didn’t think the situation was this bad.
Shadow: People who fall asleep right away freak me out. Don’t you bitches have thoughts?
Sonic, about to fall asleep: No thoughts. Head empty.
Ren: “On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you want to kill me right now?”
Maddie: ….Buck why are you naked?
Buck: uh uh I-I don’t have any clothes?
Maddie: ????? Yes you do *opens closet* you have a hoodie, sweaters, hi Eddie, t-shirts-
me, killing off wen chao in every fic I write: guess who just got murdered?!
Ben: I didn’t raise you to be so mannerless.
Y/N: You didn’t raise me at all.
Ben: *raising eyebrow* And yet you call me “Daddy”
Tony: Captain Rogers, you’ve got that face on again.
Steve: What face?
Tony: The “He’s hot when he’s clever” face.
Steve: This is my normal face.
Tony: Yes it is.
Steve: Oh, shut up.
Tony: Not a chance.
Emerson: WE ARE AT SOUP!
Sebastian: WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SALT IN THE HOT TUB?!
Emerson: F U C K Y O U
Alex: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Emily: You’re a hazard to society.
Blake: And a coward. Do twenty.
random lockscreens of road and street quotes!
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Seven: (tiptoes past sickbay, sidled up against the opposite wall so that the automatic door isn’t triggered)
Seven: (walks quickly past the turbo lift to the Jeffries tubes)
Seven: (exits Jeffries tube, enters holodeck)
Seven: (carefully and silently switches out a data chip)
Seven: (whispering) Computer, run holodeck program Seven of Nine Thirteen Omega, Borg encryption code Pi Theta Twelve.
Computer: (beeps) Program is running.
Seven: (enters holodeck- a single desk manned by an apathetic holographic Andorian directly ahead, and a long hallway with numbered rooms stretching to the right) Computer, seal the door, Borg encryption code Gamma Zeta Fourteen.
Computer: (beeps in acknowledgment)
Seven: (approaches the desk)
Andorian: Back again?
Seven: (tilts her head, hands clasped behind her back) Yes. Room ten.
Andorian: You got it. (Hands her a plastic bin with a card key and a microphone)
Seven: (takes the bin, marches to room ten, flips on the lights and punches a code into the karaoke machine.)
Seven: TELL ME WHY
Doctor: (materializes despite Seven’s precautions) AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
Just finished a mediocre book and tbh the only reason I’ll continue watching/reading mediocre content is because they can still have decent lines I can use for incorrect quotes
Lewis: None of us are going to heaven because know about it and by default all our good actions here on out are morally corrupt so just be an arsonist
Simon: *slowly slides bible across table*