- Doodah Day, having just been apprehended by Holly: Pretty impressive for a LEP reject.
- Holly: Hey! “LEP dropout”, pal. They let me in, I let myself out.
Iida: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Todoroki and Yaoyorozu: Sure
Todoroki and Yaoyorozu: That’s a good one [laughs]
Uraraka: [tears up] i dont get it
Teazer: Get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Demeter: That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that’s illegal
Newt: Anathema stopping the apocalypse is a special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.
Newt: Going steady?
Newt: A date?
Newt: A kiss?
Newt: A handshake?
Newt: I’ll see you tomorrow?
Newt: I’ll take it.
Lilith: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Beatrice: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Lilith: Three of us saw it, Anathema. How do you explain that?
Beatrice: [points at Camila] Sleep deprivation. [points at Mary] Paranoia. [points at Ava] Delusional personality disorder.
Alex: *starts screaming*
Luke: Woah there, buddy. What’s that all about?
Alex: Sorry, I just remembered my entire life.
lavi : what’s worse than a heartbreak ?
krory : realizing dragons can’t blow out their birthday cake.
lavi : bro
john: when have i ever given you a reason not to trust me?
brian: would you like me to answer alphabetically or chronologically?
Costa: When have I ever done something rash and irresponsible?
Saúl: I keep a list. It’s alphatpbetized.
The ECB : why are you acting like this?
Joe : we’re not acting, we really are like this
Blake: I didn’t realise growing up meant dying inside but hey, it’s whatever
Dipper: *after falling down a flight of stairs* I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you.
Wendy: …It sounds like something broke.
Dipper: Yeah, I think it was my wrist.
Pitch, to the spider on the floor: Mr. Spider…
[He shows his swollen arm]
Pitch: …why was it funny to bite me?
[He steps on the spider]
Pitch: Is it still funny, Mr. Spider?