Roman, motioning to a group of kids: Logan, can you explain how biology works?
Logan: Well… when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much-
Remus: Can I be the daddy?!
Logan: No. Anyway, when a man puts his pen-
Deceit: Logan. There aren’t children present.
Young Virgil: I’m impressionable!
Deceit: Virge. You know that thing I taught you to do when Mom and Dad fought?
Young Virgil: Block out reality?
Deceit: Block out reality.
Young Virgil: *droning noise as his eyes glaze over with TV static*
Deceit: You may not continue.
Logan: So the guy puts his dick in-
Patton: Logan! Can we please use a nicer word for a lady’s-