Smeyer: the Denali clan are also vegetarians but the cullens are still superior bc the Denali acted like succubi I guess that’s just what happens when you don’t have a patriarch :)
All of us upon hearing about the succubus thing: fuckin superb you funky little vampire ladies
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN PART TWO.
the denali sisters kill caius in alice’s vision vs caius kills irina in reality.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈 𝐂𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐍.
IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE ...
tanya , adoptive sister. 1000+ years old. leader of the coven. no mate. originally from slovakia.
kate , née katrina. 1000+ years old. powers of electrokinesis. mates with garrett. originally from slovakia.
irina , adoptive sister. 1000+ years old. mates with laurent. originally from slovakia. killed 2006 (BD) by the volturi.
eleazar , coven mate. 200+ years old. can sense powers. former volturi guard. mates with carmen. originally from spain.
carmen , coven mate. 200+ years old. mates with eleazar. originally from spain.
garrett , kate’s mate. 200+ years old. originally from new england, united states of america.
laurent , irina’s mate. 300+ years old. former nomad. originally from paris, france. killed 2006 (NM) by the la push pack.
vasilii , adoptive brother. 3 years old. no mate. originally from slovakia. killed 1000s (PS) by the volturi.
sasha , adoptive mother. ≠100 years old. former leader of the coven. no mate. originally from slovakia. killed 1000s (PS) by the volturi.
IN ORDER OF SENIORITY ... sasha, tanya, kate, irina, vasilii; eleazar, carmen; laurent, garrett.
the original denali sisters were born within sasha’s first century as a vampire. sasha was born prior to 1000 AD.
slovakia was known as the kingdom of hungary at the time.
The Denali Sisters
''We'll get to know each other later. We have eons of time for that!"
Smeyer really wrote nothing but girlboss x malewife couples, and is too blinded by her own misogyny to see it
Tanya, Kate, and Irina + human lives
I really want to throw Tanya into this fic and don't know how 😩 god the Denali Coven is literally everything
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Does it was so difficult to just cast a normal child as they did to play Renegade, but just let it like that? Does it was necessary to use CGI?
I mean this child was playing an immortal child and it really looks like that. I can believe he is an immortal child without using CGI.
But no!,Someone said "oh no, but Bella's baby is different, is the most beautiful baby ever, is the perfect daughter, is the beautiful creature ever"
(this is from "How it should have ended", I recommended it, is really funny)
But how difficult it was to just find a cute baby and maybe just put some make up or just change her eye colors to red or yellow.
But no! "Renegade has to have Bella's eyes"
Just saying, but if instead of using a cgi baby and a Chucky baby. They could just use a normal kid and just change her eye colors.
This is scary!
And it could help to the plot of breaking dawn:
When Irina saw Renegade, she saw her red eyes and she truly believed it was an immortal child.
All the scene of Charlie meeting Renegade for the first time, where they just created the story that Renegade is Edward's nephew, just to justify that bella's pregnancy was so quickly. I remember he noticed it was Bella's daughter once he saw the baby's eyes.
But if the eyes were different he could have believed that the baby had a illness that make her grown-up so fast and he wouldn't be asking so many questions.
irina when she realizes resume is not, in fact, an immortal child
Jane: She wanted me to hate a girl that was burned in the stake, for being accused of wichcraft. Being manipulated by three adults to torture people. And you want me to hate her?.
When thousand of women were burned and torture just for the believe of being witches, just because they were women or wanted to go out the way society wants a woman to be.
Jessica: You wanted me to hate, one of the most realistic characters, a girl that envy her friend, but at the same time she supports her.
One of the realistic teenagers, because when we were all teenagers we used to envy friends, fantasy dating the popular guy, being jealous about a girl that was fancy than us.
Rosalie: She wanted me to hate a woman, twho lived something that almost all women have lived and have had to shut up because of the criticisms of society.
The difference between Esme and her is that Rosalie is mean just for not being submissive to her brother and loving herself.
Leah: She wanted me to hate a girl, whose heart was broken, who didn't want to be submissive to her friends, who had to endure criticism because they said everything she did was wrong.
And the pretext they gave to hate her was that she was rude to people and she wasn't nice like Bella. Many characters are tough or mean and we still love them, why then when there's a female character that doesn't apply S.Meyer?
Irina: You wanted me to hate, again a character that was broken because she lost her mate.Who didn't want to help protect Bella, when she had every reason not to help her. When out of fear of the volturis she went to tell about Renesmee.
To be honest, we would all have done the same as her. she nevertheless admitted her mistake, but still S.Meyer wanted us to hate her.
I wonder, if she had been a male character, would have received the same treatment.
A finally, in addition to these reasons, why did S.Meyer want us to hate them? Oh, right!!!, because they didn't like Bella, they considered Bella boring, hateful or a problem.
S. Meyer, wanted me to hate them for hating the protagonist. And I end up identifying and loving them more than with the protagonist!.
They'd say I hustled, put in the work They wouldn't shake their heads and question how much of this I deserve What I was wearing, if I was rude Could all be separated from my good ideas and power moves
I'm so sick of running as fast as I can Wondering if I'd get there quicker if I was a man And I'm so sick of them coming at me again 'Cause if I was a man, then I'd be the man I'd be the man
Part 2: The Cullen & Denali Women -> Bella, Rosalie, Alice, Esme, Kate, Tanya, Irina, Carmen
Woda się dotąd burzy i pieni; Dotąd przy świetle księżyca Snuje się para znikomych cieni: Jest to z młodzieńcem dziewica.
Ona po srebrnym pląsa jeziorze, On pod tym jęczy modrzewiem. Któż jest młodzieniec? Strzelcem był w borze. A kto dziewczyna? Ja nie wiem.
Adam Mickiewicz, "Świtezianka"
Denali sisters in their wild youth were usually mistaken for mavka-s (aka slavic mermaids), exeptionally beautiful creatures with cold skin who hunt young men and are especially intolerant to adultery.
I think it’s funny that the Denalis changed their diet because they didn’t want to eat the food they fucked. They could always have just eaten someone else instead of completely changing their diet. No shame in eating the rich