Can I please have a story where it's villian Iron man, who is banging hero Captian America, leader of the Avengers on the side.
Then they somehow become parents and now battles between the Avengers and Iron man also child drop offs between Steve and Tony.
The Avengers being confused because Iron man is a villain, but also a great parent??? Tony has their kid most of the time because he doesn't like them being so close to SHIELD so Steve gets weekends and every other holiday. Steve doesn't even blink anymore when Tony randomly shows up in his room, for any reason.
Please, I want the hilarious interactions of enemies to coparents to lovers.