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  • harlstark
    14.01.2022 - 2 days ago


    i did something

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  • spiderman-ironlad-fanpage
    09.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    College AU Pt. 1

    Originally, Ned and Peter had planned on rooming together. It made perfect sense: they're best friends going to MIT together and it would eliminate one of the big stressors of the next stage in their lives. Then MJ got in their heads.

    "I think it's great that you want to room together. Just hope you don't start to hate each other by the end of the year."


    "I mean, I know you spend every day together, but you still have your own space to go back to now and you won't if you share a room. And, neither of you are very good at making new friends. Do you really just want to be the two of you for the rest of your lives?"

    "We have you."

    "Wow, two friends. You really went and proved me wrong. I just think you should do it the way most people do it. You know, randomly or find a different roommate through the message boards."

    "Oh. So you're jealous."

    "Shut up."

    But then May agreed with her.

    "Peter, you know how much I adore Ned, and I truly think he's going to be your best friend for the rest of your life, but college is a big change, and it will go a lot more smoothly if your support system is more than one person. I want you to go out and make more friends, and I worry you and Ned will hole yourselves up in your room."

    So Peter went on message boards and found Harry Osborn while Ned decided to go the random route and was assigned Harley Keener. They messaged over the summer and it seemed to be a good fit, and eventually, move-in day arrived.

    Peter had gotten all settled in. It was a small room and he didn't have a lot of stuff anyway so it didn't take long. May had said her goodbyes and Harry wasn't there yet, so he thought he'd stop by Ned's room to see how unpacking was going.

    Peter made his way to Ned's floor, checked their messages to make sure he was in the right place, and knocked, only to be met with someone taller, blonder, and with bluer eyes than he expected. And he was pretty.

    "You're not Ned."

    "No. And I'm guessing you're not either."

    "So you must be Harley?"

    "And you're still not Ned."

    "Hm? Oh! I'm Peter. Parker. I live on the fifth floor. I'm Ned's best friend and I thought he said he would be here by now but I guess he isn't so I'll come back later."

    As Peter turned to leave, Harley said, "Best friend."


    "So why didn't you room with him? Is he gonna be an awful roommate?"

    "No! No, nothing like that, we both just thought it would be better if we gave ourselves the chance to expand our social circles. Honestly having Ned as your roommate is the best possible outcome for you, just please don't be a bad roommate yourself and it'll be the ideal experience on both sides."

    "If you didn't add please I would think you were trying to scare me."

    "Sorry. I'm sure you're nice but I know he is."

    "Well, I guess I'll see you around Peter Parker."

    "Yeah. Harley. Bye."

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  • forgetful-nerd
    06.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Peter: *taking yet another buzz feed quiz at 2 am* Please- pleas tell me who I am.

    Harley: o lord buzzfeed, please grant me thy divine knowledge of the type of bread I am most similar too.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    04.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Tony: Hey Harley, how are things going at Peter’s school?

    Harley: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

    Tony: okay just don’t get any blood on your cloths

    Harley: you’re a superhero you shouldn’t be condoning this.

    Tony: don’t tell me how to live my life.

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  • harlstark
    04.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    harley keener fandom don’t say i never did anything for y’all T_T

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  • spiderman-ironlad-fanpage
    02.01.2021 - 2 weeks ago


    Hello fellow Parkner fans! I'm in the middle of a couple longer one shots related to when can I see your smile? but I'm a little lost on what to do on here. If you have any suggestions of what you'd like to see more of within the fandom (especially post NWH) please leave a comment or message me. Thank you!

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  • robertdowneyhiddlesbatch
    01.01.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    MIT Bros

    Harley: oh and here’s my award for most direct orders ignored.

    Peter: that’s not an award. That’s an angry letter from the university president.

    Harley: *pinning it on the fridge* well, it says most, so I’m calling it an award.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    29.12.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Harley: Ah, the masculine urge to-

    Peter: light kitchen appliances on fire!

    Harley: *grabbing Peter by his face and pulling him into a hug* Everyone shut the fuck up I’ve found my soul mate.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    27.12.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Tony: When? When will death come?

    Stephen: *grabbing and closing Morgan’s ears* Tony! You can’t say that every time something minor goes wrong. There are impressionable children around.

    Tony: What’s the big deal Stephen? She hears this from Peter and Harley too.

    Peter: *pops his head in the room* Mr. Stark, Morgan’s teacher just called. She wants to know why Morgan keep saying things ‘aargh, pain and death’ everytime she drops her pencil.

    Harley: *also popping his head in* we told her ‘she got it from her dad.’

    Tony: …… never mind

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  • spiderman-ironlad-fanpage
    13.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Lab Mishaps

    Peter and Harley could have separate labs if they Peter asked for them, but they like working together. They have different strengths and it's a lot less intimidating to ask a kid your age for help when you get stuck.

    On top of that, while Peter darts around and figures things out as he goes, Harley fully forms most ideas in his head before he gets to the lab, gathers what he needs, then stays in one spot until he's done. Usually. Harley's ideas don't always work, but he does usually have the right parts, he just needs to change how he uses it. Again, usually.

    Today however, Harley got stuck, and Peter was in his own little world so he was no help, and he decided to tinker with some new stuff, but that involved getting up. What he wasn't expecting, was for Peter to also need something in the same spot, and not realize he was there until he was two inches away.

    So Peter jumped, and attempted to steady himself using the nearest upright thing, which was Harley. But Harley isn't the most stable thing to use, so instead they both ended up on the ground, Harley half laying on Peter.

    "You know, I'd weirdly always imagined you on top."

    "Wha- I- sorry, I didn't realize-"

    "Relax, no harm, no foul."

    It was right as Harley pushed himself up to be straddling Peter that Tony Stark decided to walk in.


    "Hi, Mr. Stark." "Hey, Tony."

    "Not in the lab."

    "But it was-"

    "Not in the lab."

    "We weren't-"

    "Get off him, kid."

    "It was an accident, Tony."

    "And yet you're still on top of him. On the floor of my lab. Get up, both of you. This isn't what I pay you for."

    "Do we get paid?"

    "I take snacks from downstairs, does that count?"

    "I didn't even think we were employees."

    "We're Avengers."

    "Okay, you're not Avengers, you're children. I'm going to leave, but just know I do have security cameras, and if I ever see you using the lab for things other than what it's meant for, those privileges will get taken away."

    "So we're not employees."

    "Just get up!"

    With that, Tony left, and Harley finally rolled off of Peter and gave him a hand.

    "So... you've imagined me on top?"

    "Shut up."


    So, my understanding of Peter's spider sense is that it's kinda like Daredevil but with sight. Like, it's not a new sense, just the standard ones incredibly enhanced. But he can also let his guard down? So while he can tell where Mysterio is and avoid getting his brains blown out without seeing him in a battle, he can also get hit by a banana from May in his own home.

    What I'm trying to say is Peter can still get scared because he didn't expect to see Harley because the lab is a safe space and he wasn't using his senses like that.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    03.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Peter: Buy 365 near-identical, solid color shirts that range through the entire color spectrum in a loop. It will appear as though you wear the same color shirt every day, but in photos from previous months you’ll be wearing a completely different shirt.

    Harley: you son of a bitch I’M SO IN!

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  • spiderman-ironlad-fanpage
    03.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Wrong Secret

    “Why didn’t you tell me?

    Peter was currently staring at Harley, trying to figure out what to say, because he was sitting on two large secrets, and he didn’t know which one he knew. Of course, he could just say ‘what are you talking about?’ and then Harley would tell him and then they could go from there, but that runs the risk of him figuring out that there are multiple secrets. Operation: Answer vaguely until he figures out what they’re talking about is a go.

    “Um... I didn’t feel ready?”

    “You didn’t feel ready? MJ and Ned know. Why am I last when it feels most relevant to me?”

    That could also be either secret. Harley is an intern with Tony Stark. Obviously, they’ve never interacted at work to keep his identity a secret, but both Spiderman and Feelings are closely related to Harley.

    “Well, in my defense, they both figured it out themselves so while I wanted you to know, it’s kind of hard to bring up these things and there was never a good time. I was also just scared of how you would react.”

    “I’ll tell you it would have been a lot better if I had heard it from you. Honesty is important to me, and I thought we were closer than this.”

    “We are close and I’m sorry I didn’t get the courage to say anything, but… how are you feeling? About all this? I’m not getting a clear reading right now.”

    “I guess I’m still processing. I’d never really thought of you like… well, you know, until now. I’m not against it or anything and I guess it makes sense now that I think about it but-”

    Ouch. Okay, Peter made up his mind. He was going to tell Harley he liked him and deal with the consequences. That had to be what this is about. Right?

    “I’m sorry, again. I knew you didn’t like me back, so I wasn’t going to say anything and just move on, and I don’t know how you found out, but this doesn’t have to change anything because I am still your friend, but I also get if you want to distance yourself for a little while.”

    And Harley’s just staring at him with wide eyes.

    “You like me?”

    “You didn’t know?”


    “Then you were talking about…”

    “The fact that you’re Spiderman!”


    “I had nothing to do so I was going to stop by your apartment yesterday when I saw Spiderman, or I guess you, leaving through your bedroom window. Then I got to your place and May said you had just left. I put the rest together myself.”


    “I mean, I’m not too upset you didn’t tell me as I do understand the concept of a secret identity, but we do work together and could do that a lot more efficiently if we’re allowed in the lab at the same time. Did you know Tony has a special ‘Harley’ lockdown protocol?”

    “I uh- I did actually. I probably use it the most.”


    “Yeah. Sorry.”

    "So... you like me?”

    “I mean… we’re past plausible deniability.”

    “Say it then.”


    “Say the words. Tell me. Please.”

    “I like you, Harley.”

    “I like you too, Peter.”

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  • forgetful-nerd
    01.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Peter: hey here’s a fun fact: butter, milk, ice cream and cheese all come to us from the same animal. I can’t remember which animal right now, but I know for sure it’s the same one.

    Harley: I’ll give you a hint: it moos.

    Peter: thanks yeah it’s a moose.

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  • spiderman-ironlad-fanpage
    01.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    qualms i have with harley/peter fics


    Most of these are about ooc writing

    - We all know Tony secretly has a soft spot for Peter and protects him like a son, but stop writing him as a helicopter parent, he’s still tough externally and has trouble showing emotions

    - Peter is awkward and a huge nerd. He doesn’t know how to flirt and even if you want him to be the one to confess, use FFH as a reference and don’t try to make him cool

    - Also, Spiderman doesn’t suddenly become cool either, it’s still Peter, just Peter with more confidence because no one knows it’s him 

    - We haven’t seen a lot of Harley in the MCU so there’s more room for creativity with him but if you’re not writing an au remember he’s from the middle of no where and is likely not cool either, just less of a disaster than Peter

    - Seriously I love the nerds stop getting rid of them

    - This is less important but stop romanticizing southern accents. I’m from the south and they’re disgusting. Also southern people don’t call people darlin’ especially not someone Harley’s age. We say y’all but that’s becoming more widely used anyway. 

    - Please come up with non field trip related ideas. Please.


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  • forgetful-nerd
    29.11.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Peter: a new thing I’m trying when my brain is being a real asshole is reminding it that I have it caged inside my skeleton and therefore it is a prisoner.

    Harley: This balance of power is only sustainable as long as the brain and the skeleton are not United in interests.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    10.11.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Peter: Just heard Morgan shout over her gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU?!?”

    Harley: *through tears* and we’ve never been more proud.

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  • forgetful-nerd
    08.11.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Peter, texting Harley at 3 am: peeling those sour gummy strips into thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drinks to create something I’m calling ‘battery acid spaghetti’ will update once I’ve finished it.

    Peter, texting Harley at 3:30 am: Don’t do this.

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  • the-gal-in-the-chair
    06.11.2021 - 2 monts ago


    Peter: What if color blind people are seeing the correct color while we are seeing the wrong colors but majority sees the wrong colors so they call those who see the right color, color blind...?

    Harley: You can see right? You can see some colors right? Does it matter what color is it? Racist...

    Peter: 😶

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  • harlstark
    01.11.2021 - 2 monts ago

    me 🤝 peak denial

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  • forgetful-nerd
    29.10.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Harley: Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate

    Stephen: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

    Peter: I mean it’s kinda not, seeds aren’t analogous to sperm, hell, pollen isn’t analogous to sperm, plants don’t do dimorphic gametes like that. A better analogy would be firing a couple dozen fully-formed babies from a t-shirt cannon.

    Tony: Now we’re having a good day again.

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