My 1yr old step brother is way smart, especially for his age. He can follow directions, knows colors, easily picks up on every baby sign I've taught him. I'm impressed by his manners! He knows please and thank you, bonus points he can use them properly
I know it's mean but sometimes I have to block those headcanon blogs, just for safety since I have a lot of salt and I don't want to be too sarcastic when it comes to people's fun... but sometimes, it's better for those blogs not to exist.
and there they fought upon the Guili Plains, where black dust choked the heavens and a thousand rocks splintered...
the theory of guizhong dying during the archon war due to a corrupting power has grown on me... maybe one day I’ll write a 25k word essay on why that is very plausible!!
nosferatu vtuber send tweet
Summary: "This is unbelievable. You just picked out the only three things in here that are my roommate's" (How I Met Your Mother)
Or Lily is supposed to be on a date with Sirius Black, but his roommate is much more interesting.
Fem!Jily, Muggle AU, University AU
It's only because she is trying to prove to Marlene that she can have fun that Lily offers the man at the counter a drink.
It should not be such a nuisance. Lily has seen him before — they share the class of Criminology — and he is easily one of the best looking guys at the University, with that haughty air, grey eyes and that smile that shows he knows the effect he causes upon people.
And he seems much more at ease than her with his whole picking people in bars.
'I am Sirius Black', he says, winking at her. 'But for you, I could smile'.
It's cheesy and it's so silly that Lily already regrets coming here. But Marlene is still looking at her, challengingly and daring her to give up, so she tries to pretend to be amused with the joke.
‘I know who you are, I’ve seen you in class before. Criminology, with Professor McGonagall’, she adds, when he looks confused. Then he smiles wickedly.
‘And how come I have not seen you before?’, Sirius asks, taking an almost nonchalant step closer to her.
‘Maybe you weren’t looking’, Lily replies easily, resisting the urge to roll her eyes. ‘I am Lily Evans, by the way’.
‘Beautiful as the flower’, he declares, and Lily thinks he must really rely on his looks, because so far she is not impressed by his talking. Still, he seems to be reasonable into her and it’s a New Year’s party. It’s not like she has anything to lose and it’s not like she hopes anything will come out of this.
The idea of meeting the love of her life on a New Year’s party is too silly and Lily is more practical than that.
Of course, not practical enough to ignore Marlene’s challenge that she couldn’t get a one-night stand, but Lily can deal with this.
‘I’ve never seen you at parties before’, Sirius is saying, and she forces herself to pay attention.
‘Like I said, you weren’t looking. I’ve seen you around though, always the soul of parties. How come you are alone tonight?’
‘My best friend is running late’, he replies, shrugging, then he winks at her once more, taking another step closer. ‘Lucky me’.
Lily blinks. Sirius is really close now, and she thinks that if she wants to give up on this, this is the moment. Well, it’s New Year Eve and she has nothing better to do, so she just takes her drink and finishes in a long sip, letting the alcohol work its magic of infusing courage.
‘So -’, she begins, tossing her hair out of her face, but before she can suggest anything — whatever that would be -, there is suddenly a brunette attaching herself to Sirius.
‘There you, Pads’, the woman says, beaming at him, before looking at Lily, too close to Sirius to seem like they were having a normal conversation. Her eyes — beautiful hazel eyes, Lily notes — seem to open as she takes in Lily’s figure and her smile flickers. ‘Oh’.
Lily feels suddenly out of place, especially because the woman is gorgeous, with her model figure, shining hazel eyes behind cat eyeglasses, smooth wheat skin and a dark curly hair that falls delicately over her back. She is wearing white, like everyone at the party, but the colour looks more perfect for her tan skin than for anyone else Lily has seen that night. She is really beautiful, and Lily feels suddenly silly for not thinking that of course such two perfect people would find each other, even if she thinks that Sirius’ classic beauty pales a little in comparison with his girlfriend.
Looking at them together, the woman’s hand embracing Sirius almost amicable, she feels a sudden weight on her stomach, a pinch of jealousy running through her body. Maybe she shouldn’t have drunk anything at all.
Read more at AO3.
the fact that han is almost always eating is endearing
home economics coming through with all the domestic dad scenes in a montage... i need that with jake and mac ashsksks
I'll read ASOIAF fics and ship things from it, but I'm never going to read the books or watch the show because the fandom is a fucking mess. Just an absolute disaster. Holy shit.
chuu tries her hand at voice acting for this very homosexual short story for chuu can do it
Hahaha what if my posted my stupid family AU
dream a little dream of me 🌫🌙
quackity x birthday!gn!reader
a/n : the only reason i made this is bc quackity is my comfort streamer and it's my bday :] (may 6th) i did not spell check 🧍
tw & cw : caps, cursing
🍡 , 🧋
the day before your birthday
i feel like quackity would not know what to do with himself ✋😭
like, he'd be wondering what to get you, if he should buy take-out or if you should make something together
he'd be so all over the place wondering what decorations he should cover the house with for you
you obviously notice his awkward and odd behavior and call him out for it
"i'm just stressed :/"
"ur bday is tomorrow and idk what to do for it,"
you just pull him into a hug and he melts into a cuddle
he loves, absolutely loves the way you smell
everything about you reminds him of strawberry and mint
but not too minty, it's more of a fresh smell rather than a hardcore mint
he relaxes into you immediately and you both just cuddle your worries away
he just loves how kind you are, and how you can make him calm, he especially loves it when you play with his hair
you both fell asleep lol
he woke up in a PANIC
"THEYRE BIRTHDAY, OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD"
"babe? BABE, IT'S FINE-"
"NO, IT'S NOT-"
kisses him to shut him tf up
he thinks your lips are like really soft clouds, a little chapped bc you lick and bite them a lot lol
^ but he doesn't care, he actually likes it
he just loves to kiss you
on your birthday
WOOP WOOP TWO PERSON PARTY TIME
it's honestly scary how he's more hyped for your bday than you are lol
he goes out and buys all of the ingredients to make your favorite dinner <3
breakfast in bed 😩
he's making waffles and pancakes, i'm talking eggs, biscuits, bacon, sausage, just a shit ton of breakfast
^ dw he helps you eat it
^ more like he steals your food and you hit him on the shoulder for it
honestly he's really really clingy
like, wherever you go he'll be beside you
waiting outside the bathroom door (lil awk)
hugging you from behind whenever you're standing
holding hands with you whenever you're walking
just being there beside you
you do not get sick of it, who would?
quackity would force all of this friends to say happy birthday to you
even if they don't know you 💀
the awkward interactions pay off bc you really appreciate it
he loves seeing you smile, esp when it's bc of him
the way your mouth curves up into a crescent moon and the way you squint your eyes
it's all so attractive to him
he cuddles you to sleep lol
the entire night you're just subconsciously switch cuddle positions
^ he wakes up as little spoon
^ it was very cute
the day after your birthday
OFFICIAL UNOFFICIAL BIRTHDAY STREAM
i'm talking an entire hype celebration
you're playing ylyl, roblox, minecraft, watching cringy tiktok doctor shows, and my all time favorite...
THE REST OF THE FERAL BOYS ALL COME TOGETHER TO PLAY JACKBOX WITH YOU AND QUACKITY ON YOUR BDAY
you get a lot of pity votes tbh
who cares? it's your bday
you also pander a lot
but no one cares all too much
but holy shit you came for their throats when rapping
you rocked their shit so hard that karl fell off if his chair 🤠
you even got technoblade to wish you a happy bday on twt
^ forever the highlight of your life
anyway, after jackbox, quackity decided to end stream
you guys just had a really good time together, honestly
you don't get to spend big amounts of genuine time together, at least not all in a few days
the day after the birthday stream, quackity decides to do another ✋😭
"ru using my bday for clout?"
"yeah, but also just using it as an excuse to spend time w/ u," wink wonk
so he goes out and buys the ingredients for a cake n stuff
he starts making the cake with you on stream, it's pretty chill
he tries to do some goofy stuff to get some laughs outta chat, but he's also genuinely trying to make this cake look good
chat knows he's trying lol
you do too
so, once the cake it put into the oven, you and him kinda just chill, make jokes, do a q&a
he loves the way you talk like there's not a camera there, he loves your confidence so much he thinks it's the most attractive thing in the world
"why ru looking at my like that?"
"oh- uh.... nothing, nothing at all," dorky smile
you just laugh it off
quackity almost dies, he ascends everytime he heard your laugh
he can tell when one is fake, when it's to fill the awkward vibes, when it's full and hearty, and when it's just there because it can be
he just really loves you
you guys take the cake out of the oven and out it in the fridge to let it cool
you both just kinda chill from there and just relax together +chat
when you think it's time to frost, you just go ham
all of the frost is immediately on the cake, you didn't even level it
"wHAT RU DOING?!?!!?? 1?1!1!? 1"
it's your favorite part of making cake, and you're actually quite good at it
he just lets you take it from there
he's like, whispering compliments to himself, he just doesn't want you to hear how infatuated he is with you, at least on stream
you just smirk
and he meltssss oh my god
puddy in your hands
once stream ends, you and quackity literally just eat cake and dance to music
the song changes from slow dancing to super hype dancing lol
you both get tired quick so you just stop and eat cake instead 😭
after you finish the entire cake (as you should), you just cuddle
and he just whispers how much he loves you in your ear
"you're the best thing that's ever happened to me,"
"i love you so much,"
"i love everything about you, the way you smell, the way you talk, everything,"
"i hope we can spend the rest of our lives together,"
he just keeps talking
even when you pass out
he loves you, a lot :]
Back on my high ponytail bullshit. 😊😊💛
i cannot stop thinking about this tiktok 😹
”That teddy bear face 😭 saved from the dairy industry, you’ll never need to worry about being hurt here 🤍”
@thesurgesanctuary on Instagram
The. Best. Fucking. Video (crack)
so many cool birds and yet i still can’t figure out what I want to do for my regional bird
thoughts i think when i see Bakugo:
1. you... are sweaty
2. get me pregnant