making not one, but two shisuita weeks on social media is just us @ itachi: On God We Gonna Get You Some Dick Bro
making not one, but two shisuita weeks on social media is just us @ itachi: On God We Gonna Get You Some Dick Bro
I co-founded the new shisuita fall week twitter yesterday so pwetty pwease follow and participate if you have an account 😳
the best itachi fans are tje ones who just know he's fucking stupid not in a meta "he's written poorly" way but in a he has 2 cats that he refers to as "gumby and gummy" but those arent their actual names way
ShiIta for the nightly drawing
No crop on twitter. Thats where the 🍑 is 😉
ooc mod announcement
i have returned to this blog, though i probably will not rp too often since many of the muns i interacted with that you guys knew and loved have strayed away from the naruto community. i will also not be writing ao3 fics, anything naruto related i write will be posted here
i'm always hyper-fixated on naruto, and my inbox and pms are once more open, though this blog will be more of a place for me to reconnect with the naruto community and also meet new people and due to this the theme, character focus, or vibe of the blog may change
-if you're an old mutual or even a new mutual, i follow from a different blog as this is a side blog (i can confirm with you privately if you'd like). mutuals legally have to marry me tho i don't make the rules 🖤
i will be working on revamping this blog in the near future
Sasuke sketch ~ 🍃🌨
Pt. 2 of my little NaruSasu fanart. I'm happy with this drawing even if it's just a sketch because I've been wanting to draw Sasuke for a really long time but I didn't have the right inspiration 😿
do you ever just randomly think about itachi and then cry
forehead poke by no means symbolises “i love you but i can’t be with you right now” it only symbolises distance, itachi literally says it (“i used these hands to keep you apart”) and sasuke complained about it as a kid and when he met itachi again. when itachi actually says i love you, he isn’t poking sasuke’s forehead, he’s just touching his forehead with sasuke’s, that’s the gesture that means i love you, it’s basic text and y’all can’t fucking read it
day fifteen: roleplay with itachi
18 +/NSFW minors, please do not interact
"Do you know why you're here?"
Itachi's hands are cold and hard as they guide you to lay back upon the mattress, his face obscured by the dark Anbu mask and the dim light of the room.
You do know.
But there is a gag in your mouth.
"You have information the Leaf seeks. I intend to draw it out of you."
Your wrists are held tight above your head, wrapped about his sword with one thin slip of red string.
"You will answer, yes or no. A nod or a shake of your head."
The first touch of your slip is a gentle one, a finger gliding across the entrance.
"The Cloud ninja who were seen upon the south east border, do you know them?"
You shake your head.
Two, long, slender fingers press into you then, cloaked in something cold and wet, easily working their way in and making you jerk in your restraint.
"I asked if you knew them."
A quick thrust is your reward, followed by another, and then another as he leans over you.
"These Cloud ninja, was their mission to scope out the Leaf?"
And when you hesitate,
"If you don't answer. I stop."
He's already undoing you, and you can hardly contain yourself as your hips arch to meet his hand each time it slips back into you.
Yes. Yes. Yes. A dozen nods of your head. Anything to keep him going.
"And were they successful?"
Within you, a finger curls, exploring your walls carefully, pressing inch by inch until you suddenly you see the dazzling outline of stars, the coil in your abdomen growing ever tighter.
Yes. A feeble nod.
"Interesting," he says, but there is little emotion to his voice, save a hint of interest. A sort of professionalism, one that seems laughably uncalled for as he fingerfucks you.
You'd laugh a little, if you could manage it.
"Was it patrol routes they sought?"
"The Hyuga clan?"
A dozen more questions, each purposeful and to the point, and each harder and harder to answer.
You're almost at the edge of your release when he suddenly stops and you can in no way control the shrieking wine that issues from around your gag.
"No," he says. "Not until we have discussed their reason for coming here."
Wet with your slick his fingers trail upward to find your clit, slowly rubbing circles around it in a teasing, oh so frustrating half action. Barely enough to keep the momentum of your orgasm in check, but not enough yet to bring you over that edge.
"An attack upon the Ambu guard team," the masked figure states. "Was it meant to be an ambush?"
You don't want to answer.
"I told you," he adds. "Until you have confirmed the reason for their assault, I will not give you want you want. And - " he leans forward and you can hear more clearly his sly, charming voice from behind the mask. "I can do this all night."
He finishes you off quickly then, fingers returning to your hot, wet cunt while his thumb massages your clit, bringing you back to the peak and then far beyond, blinding and deafening you with the white of release.
In the haze you see Itachi's face, unmasked and eyes red as he studies you, moving into a new position, straddling himself across your legs.
"I hope you're not too exhausted," he says, and this time there is a mock in his voice, a smirk upon his lips. "Because we are far from finished."
Prologue Part 1 Part 2
Pairing: Itachi Uchiha x fem!Reader
Note: Phewwww, another angsty part coming :DD I don't know why I keep writing angsty stuff but believe me, it will be worth it in the end! You will see friend Izumi in this one again :D Enjoy!
~~/ /You tucked on the hem of your shirt and stood up unsteadily, gliding your motionless feet along the hard ground, “I’m sorry, it’s my fault. I should have stayed until my shift ended. I’ll go and apologize to her.”/ /~~
You dragged yourself to the front gates of Konoha Hospital, the sun was rising—it was probably five in the morning when you came. Still dressed in the attire you wore for yesterday’s dinner with your hair messy and face more than pale, you made your way to the receptionist. It was the second time you came here, the first time was to do a check-up when you first arrived at Konoha and the second time was to visit your husband’s love.
The receptionist recognized you almost immediately but she was startled to see your body in such a frail state. The woman hastily pulled you aside, “Are you alright, Miss?”
You could feel your forehead burning but you replied an okay, asking for Izumi’s room number. She kindly showed you the direction and even offered to walk you there. However, you softly thanked her and went to Izumi’s yourself, fearing that whatever you were about to do would implicate her. After that night, you certainly knew what Izumi was capable of.
On your way there, you suddenly felt pain in your stomach. All you could guess was that it was because of your high fever, hence, you went back down to the ground floor’s pharmacy to purchase some medicaments to treat yourself. Then, you realized that you came empty-handed, making your way outside once more to buy some flowers at a nearby shop. The abrupt changes in temperature that you went through gave you a headache and severe hypothermia. Your hands were shaking when you placed your money on the counter at the flower shop. The middle-aged owner generously took you in and gave you a cup of warm tea to aid your shivering body.
Later on, you got to know that the shop belonged to the Yamanaka family. She told you that she had a daughter younger than you who often came to help around with the family’s business. She also shared that the girl was head over heels for Sasuke. Sasuke, your brother-in-law? You could not help but smile at the coincidence, Sasuke indeed took after his older brother a lot. He was a capable Ninja, even at a young age, and managed to appear cooler than his said sibling, which gained him a great amount of admiration. You gratefully thanked her and promised to visit her shop again soon, then left for the hospital.
You knocked on the door daintily and pushed it open once Izumi allowed you to come in. It was six in the morning and she was up, sitting with her back against a pillow. Her expression remained unchanged when she saw you at the door as if she had expected you to show up this morning. Izumi nonchalantly smiled, “You guys are truly kind! Itachi just left no longer than hours ago, and now his wife is here for a visit.”
“I’m sorry,” you mumbled, feeling your ears ringing. You tried your best to remain calm and arranged the peonies into the white ceramic vase on the bedside table.
“What did you say? I couldn’t hear you.”
You moved closer to the bed with your head hanging low, “I’m sorry, I—”
Before you were finished your sentence, a slap landed on your right cheek, and you staggered backward. Then, the moment Izumi’s eyes settled on the fresh peonies, she hastily knocked them to the floor with a forceful swat. You gasped in shock, still not recovered from her attack, leaning away out of instinct to dodge the falling vase. The pink blossoms lied scattered on the white tiles, droplets of water once sat still on the petals now sprinkled on the floor, and the ceramic vase was in pieces.
You steadied yourself and bent down to pick up the fragments of the white vase, “I’m sorry, I didn’t know you don’t like peonies.”
“You really know how to make me angry, Y/N!”
You felt the blood rushing upward, making you dizzy. Just then, the door was once again pushed open. This time, it was Itachi who came inside. You instantaneously pulled your scarf up to cover your swollen cheek and looked away.
Izumi immediately called out, “Itachi, look! Y/N came over and wanted to pour the water on me! If she didn’t trip on her feet, I would have been drenched by now. I’ve just recovered from my fever, yet she was planning to give me another one!”
"I didn't, I—,"
You stopped and glanced up at him, hope crossed your eyes, but dimmed the moment he spoke. “Clean up and get out of here. I don’t want you near Izumi in the future.”
You were too tired to argue with him, turning back to pick up the shattered vase. Your hasty touches and lack of concentration resulted in a splintered finger. For worse, it was right on the wound you got from falling onto the ground when Itachi shoved you earlier. Blood started to drip from the cut to the floor, crimson on top of pure white, stinging your vision. It was a deep cut, and sanguine fluid did not stop oozing out from the gaping wound.
Your movements slowed down drastically, and Izumi noticed it. She looked in your direction, causing Itachi, who was feeding her, to stare at you as well. He snapped, “What’s wrong with you? How useless can you be, Y/N?”
You bit down on your lip, tearing the fabric of your scarf to poorly wrap it around your finger, hoping the material would temporarily stop your blood from draining. Then you reached for the paper used to wrap the peonies on the bedside table on the bedside table to roll up the broken pieces of ceramic, carrying them outside. After that, you returned with a mop to clean up the excess water on the floor. Itachi never spared you a glance during the whole process, and Izumi was thoroughly enjoying your suffering. You could feel your face heating up again, the medicine you took earlier was no longer effective. You tried to waddle away from the scene as fast as you could, trudging along the wall to stop yourself from caving in.
You only stopped once you were out of Izumi’s ward and slumped down onto the marble floor lifelessly. Your mind was in a daze while your eyes fluttered, struggling to open. Shortly after you went out, you heard footsteps approaching, and Itachi's voice registered itself into your head. “We are hosting a dinner for other clans’ heirs, don’t disappoint the Uchiha clan.”
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So I know I haven't started Kinktober because honestly my horny thots aren't that good ;-; but reading these fics have made me wkskshsgajskak and so I'll be posting explicit smut. One thing that I'm gonna do is ONLY write for characters I can do well. It won't be a kinktober, but yeah you'll see non-anime characters too like LOKI LAUFEYSON. Suggestions are very much welcome but I won't post them as replies to asks.
The rest would be my boys like Keigo, Katsuki, Itachi, Satoru etc.
I'm always going to be there for you, even if it's as an obstacle for you to overcome. Even if you do hate me. That's what big brothers are for.