Ivy: What is your favorite mythical story?
Sasha: The Story Of My Will To Live.
Ivy: I don’t think I’ve heard of that one before.
The episode 11 titles of Amphibia have been revealed and im calling it now. It's gonna be a parody of Charlie's Angels where Sasha forms a squad with likely Maddie and Ivy to break into Andrias' castle and save Marcy
since "sasha's angels" is a reference to "charlie's angels" it's definitely going to be sasha ivy and maddie teaming up for some mission
Going grocery shopping with my 3 favorite Amphibia poly ships
Me: I already explained this to you, Madame Sundew-
Sylvia: Then explain to me again why milk is 4 dollars a gallon!
Sprig, with an arm full of instant ramen: Guys, they have a new chicken flavor!
Me: Sprig, that had no nutrition at-
Anne: Who wants bacon!
Sasha: I'M A SLUT FOR BACON!
Me: What the fu-
Marcy, trying to decide on which tea to get: I mean they're all good, but this brand is cheaper
Me: Marcy, it doesn't matter just pick-
Ivy: Everyone! We shall feast tonight with these delicious oreos!
Me: Why do you have 2 carts of ore-!?
Grime, holding strawberry milk: How do you get milk from strawberries?!
Maddie: Dad, can we get cheese nuggets too?
Anne: What about pancakes?
Sasha: Fuck your pancakes!
Maddie: Dad, pizza rolls are on sale!
Marcy, still deciding on the tea: Can we afford tea cookies too? I'm sure we have a coupon somewhere
Hop Pop, frantic about the milk Grime is still holding: How in the gosh darn world do you milk a strawberry!?
Me: They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand
Behold ladies and gentlemen another one of the biggest s*itpost here on tumblr
I saw the prompt online and couldn't hold it back
I blame no one but myself for this
Day 243 of Amphibia Screenshots
Episode: Turning Point
How it feels to be a brother who's an Amphibia fan 2:
Me: If Matt actually makes Sashannarcy canon by the end of the series, I will scream "YES THANK YOU MATT!" at the top of my lungs at 3 AM
My sister: What about the other 2 poly ship? What if they become canon?
Me: Well who wouldn't say yes to a throat surgery?
My sister: .....
My sister: There is so many things wrong out of that sentence...
Sasha: what are the cute nicknames I can call Marcy and Anne?
Hop Pop: sugar
Polly: flour and milk
Sprig: pour into the pan
amphibia is a great show i’ve not been doing enough fanart of
these were made during aggie.io sessions with amazing @edmeom and @friendlydrop
Sprig: It sucks being a tissue pack, because you're slowly getting your insides taken out every time someone grabs a sheet of tissue
Ivy: True, and sometimes you're put inside an inescapable prison/torture device called 'tissue box'
Maddie: What is wrong with you two?
A thing I found on YouTube
Mine's Captain Grime, not bad I guess...
-Teenage Sprig/The Amazing Frog-Man AU-
Maddie: We're coming with you
Sprig/Frog-Man: No, you're not coming with me
Ivy: Yes, we are
Frog-Man: Girls, it's too dangerous
Maddie: We're coming with you. I've seen the grid specs and I know how to reset the entire system of newtopia
Ivy: And I know how to throw a good punch
Ivy: We're coming with you! You need us!
Frog-Man: Okay, shut up. You're coming with me! Shut the thing! *pushes and locks them in a room*
Frog-Man: *swinging away* Sorry. I love you two. Don't hate me
Ivy & Maddie: SPRIG!
I couldn’t think of a name soooo……mind if you can there’s no wrong answers
Maddie likes giving random cursed items to them as gifts
I want these two to be besties
Obsessed with the idea of these three being besties