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  • sock-ness-monster
    16.04.2021 - 1 day ago

    Love how nearly every season of taskmaster we all pick the most awkward & strange man we've ever seen in our lives and go "yeah him he's the one I love "

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  • sleepypiehill
    16.04.2021 - 1 day ago

    Like “Sausage or Finger” before it, “Slap and Tong” will enter the annals of Taskmaster history as a game that is as tense as it is utterly ridiculous.

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  • screehcile
    14.04.2021 - 3 days ago

    im james acaster im james acaster im james acaster im james acaster

    i really love this special and it means a lot to me already!! he dont miss....... hope you like the semi painting and the assorted doodles. also the spare neil! because idk how to stop!

    im gonna rewatch this special every night until i die. whenever i finish watching it i go NO MORE JOBS! and go to sleep

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  • mangopickled
    14.04.2021 - 3 days ago
    If you haven’t seen the meme, it’s three photos of me showing my flapjacks to the judges and then a quote, I don’t remember saying this but apparently it’s how I talk, says “Started making it, had a breakdown, bon appétit”

    James Acaster on his Bake Off experience - Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999

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  • thewowscenario
    14.04.2021 - 3 days ago
    Actor and The Strokes fan Domhnall Gleeson – star of ‘Star Wars’, ‘Ex Machina’, ‘Harry Potter’ and brand new Channel 4 sitcom ‘Frank of Ireland’ – is in the dream restaurant for our 99th episode. And Tom Hollander’s sat outside.
    ‘Frank of Ireland’ airs weekly from Thursday 15th April, 10pm, Channel 4. All eps will also be available to boxset on All 4.
    Recorded by and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.
    Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations).
    Follow Off Menu on Twitter and Instagram: @offmenuofficial.
    And go to our website www.offmenupodcast.co.uk for a list of restaurants recommended on the show.
    Watch Ed and James's YouTube series 'Just Puddings'. Watch here.
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  • cj-likes-things
    14.04.2021 - 3 days ago

    thanks pinterest

    #james acaster#nish kumar#handsome mf #i am in love #they are in fact besties #<3
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  • heygene
    13.04.2021 - 3 days ago

    oh boy james acaster's chaotic energy onstage

    #i'm having such a great time #thanks netflix i was 'bout to cancel you but #james acaster
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  • froggybagels
    13.04.2021 - 3 days ago

    this is illegal are u fuckin kidding me

    wait no stop that’s not allowed ‼️

    #THIS is the man who spent half the show on his knees talking about bananas???? THIS ONE??? #he’s so hot for no reason bye #james acaster#comedy
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  • itslittlealexhorne
    13.04.2021 - 4 days ago

    my favourite taskmaster contestant from each series

    * taskmaster spoilers ig *

    season 1

    josh widdicombe

    all five competitors are genuinely top-tier for me, but i’ve been a fan of josh for a long time, so i am biased lmao. i could talk for hours about roisin, tim, romesh and frank, but greg’s good lil boy is my fave.

    season 2

    joe wilkinson

    what can i say… i love chaos. yet again, all five competitors are actually amazing, but i cannot go past joe wilkinson - highlights included the iconic potato throw, and him misreading “potato” as “pony”.

    season 3

    paul chowdhry

    there is so much i could say about paul… he was so unbelievably awful - it was INCREDIBLE. i will never get over “it’s a snowbear, innit”. forever etched in my memory <3

    season 4

    noel fielding

    i love all five of these contestants but, much like season 1, i’ve been a fan of noel forever. his absurdly creative and beautiful mind led to some incredible outcomes, and i just adore him so much.

    season 5

    mark watson AND nish kumar – aka: ‘wumar’

    yes i know i said contestant singular, but this season is literally perfect and it would be a crime to distinguish between these two. they are the perfect team, and individually they are incredible. i love these two very much.

    season 6

    asim chaudhry

    to be completely honest, this is my least favourite season - where all the other series are s-tier or a-tier, this one is just… eh. nevertheless, i love asim, and there were plenty of fun moments !!

    season 7

    james acaster

    i’m a HUGE fan of james - fun fact: his was the first (+ currently only) live comedy gig i’ve been to. james on taskmaster is absolute chaos, and seeing as he’s a fellow taskmaster nerd, his performance in the scavenger hunt task was impeccable. i, yet again, love all five of these competitors, but i just adore james.

    season 8

    joe thomas

    i don’t think i am mincing my words when i say joe thomas is the weirdest human being i’ve ever seen. as such, i’m immensely in love with him. he is one of two contestants (also see: season 11) that i wasn’t aware existed before their season, and subsequently fell in love with them. the moment the preview task was released (that being this task), i became obsessed with joe. “oo get together” haunts my dreams, as does his attempt at moving the beachball with only water.

    season 9

    ed gamble and rose matafeo (yes, i’m weak)

    it’s almost a crime to pick between ed and rose, and i just couldn’t bring myself to do it. this season is impeccable, and all five comedians are iconic. ed getting mad at david baddiel in the live task has stayed with me, and rose’s rendition of the taskmaster theme tune was perfection. might i also add, had jo brand put in any effort, she would’ve easily won and i love her.

    season 10

    richard herring

    herring is the ultimate taskmaster nerd, and i love him for that. i love the other four so much, but i cannot get past richard, especially after his one-man performance of ‘the smart steak’. also i just need to add that katherine parkinson must be protected xo, and daisy is too powerful.

    season 11

    mike wozniak and lee mack – aka 'woznimack’

    lee mack is far too iconic for him not to be one of my favourites. i’m such a huge fan of him, having watched WILTY? for a very long time. he is somehow more chaotic than i imagined he could be, which is saying a lot. i cannot, however, begin to tell you how much i love mike wozniak. considering i didn’t know who he was before the show, i am head over heels for this man. it is what i like to call 'the joe thomas effect’, where i discovered mike on taskmaster, then proceeded to find all possible content that he was in. both luckily and unluckily, there is literally so little content - i am STARVED rip. but yes, mike wozniak <3.
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  • ghostforsale
    13.04.2021 - 4 days ago

    this photo.

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  • archie96
    12.04.2021 - 4 days ago

    i want to hear what his other options were

    #james acaster #mock the week
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  • ems-h
    12.04.2021 - 4 days ago

    Me when I realise I've ruined everything with my own poor choices:

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  • itslittlealexhorne
    12.04.2021 - 5 days ago

    “hello!” - paul sinha on taskmaster, 2019

    hello all!! i’m new here, and i’m obsessed with british comedy. if you love any of the following things, considering following me so we can discuss x

    shows (main ones are italicised)


    the mighty boosh

    noel fielding’s luxury comedy

    man down

    the it crowd

    would i lie to you?

    big fat quiz

    never mind the buzzcocks

    the last leg

    no more jockeys


    travel man

    comedians (main ones are italicised)

    james acaster

    noel fielding

    julian barratt

    josh widdicombe

    alex horne (+ the horne section)

    mike wozniak

    joe thomas

    richard ayoade

    nish kumar

    romesh ranganathan

    ed gamble

    rose matafeo

    lolly adefope

    greg davies

    lee mack

    david mitchell

    victoria coren mitchell

    jon richardson

    sean lock

    mark watson

    tim key

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  • black-lodge-gatekeeper
    11.04.2021 - 6 days ago

    omg Jo Brand... I want to be friends with her. She is so lovely.

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  • mosstrumpeter
    11.04.2021 - 6 days ago

    Pretty sure James Acaster camping in a field 20 minutes from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival counts as a cryptid

    #james acaster#classic scrapes #renting a flat is passé let me just drown in a bowl-shaped field in Scotland because it won't stop raining
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  • frogs-spawn
    11.04.2021 - 6 days ago


    this is based purely on vibe

    james as russel howard:

    (goofy in a jock kinda way, he annoys me a bit so sorry james)

    sirius as ed gamble:

    (our favourite goth and no one knows what goes on inside of his head)

    remus as james acaster:

    (hilarious is an awkward way, can get surprisingly angry - if you’ve watched his series on taskmaster, you’ll know what i mean)

    lily as rose matefeo:

    (is better than you in every single way, please marry me)

    marlene as lou sanders:

    (is actually insane)

    dorcas as aisling bea:

    (the drunk wine aunt who will rip you to pieces but is also the nicest human)

    mary macdonald as katherine ryan:

    (our favourite feminist icon who will make any mans life a living hell)

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  • penguins-pls
    10.04.2021 - 6 days ago

    Every time Im attempting to bake it just ends up being the video of James Acaster on Great British Bake Off with his flapjacks

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  • mj-mushroom
    10.04.2021 - 1 week ago
    #is it just me or does james acaster remind me of crowley #good omens#crowley#james acaster#shitpost
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  • laurabeech
    09.04.2021 - 1 week ago
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