#jared hopworth Tumblr posts

  • kinsbin
    14.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    Tma at this point is just me holding hands with six different people like ‘these are my boyfriends :D we’d fight god together and win’ and it’s just what we’re going with now

    #kinley talks #me counting on my fingers #jared hopworth and mike crew and michael sherry and gerard keay and peter lukas and i thiiiiink thats it? #LOOK HORROR BOYFRIENDS ARE /GOOD/
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  • peach-tea-honeybee
    13.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    I've been working on transcribing all the Entities and their info (from the wiki) down in a FarCry 5 Leather bound Notebook and I'll most the way there and my hand is cramping like a bitch, I'll post it when it's done

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  • uncommon-lamp
    13.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    Fanart of Xenovia77's Jared Hopworth, everyone's favorite bone man

    #magnus pod #the magnus archives #tma#jared hopworth #jared hopworth fanart #art#digital illustration #the magnus archive fanart #cosplayer fanart
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  • junonothings
    12.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    NO WAY IN HELL DO JARED HOPWORTH AND MARTIN FUCKING BLACKWOOD HAVE THE SAME VA.

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  • magnusmysteries
    12.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    Part 35: The Woman with the Backwards Arms

    The Magnus Archives was a horror podcast. It is now completed. Many of the show’s mysteries were never explained on the show. I intend to explain them. Spoilers for the show, but also spoilers if you wanna solve these mysteries yourself.

    Meat is about the ritual of the Flesh. Tom Haan’s people are throwing meat into a giant mouth. Lucia Wright happens to be near the church where the ritual takes place. She is discovered and handed meat. She chooses to help throw meat into the mouth, because she is scared they’ll hurt her if she doesn't. One of the people throwing meat is a woman with arms that bend backwards. Lucia is thinking about escaping, but does not get an opportunity. She says what spurns her on to keep throwing the meat is that she saw the woman with the backwards arms had fallen and some of the others had thrown her in the mouth.

    Like I said in Part 32, I think had Lucia not agreed to help throw the meat, the ritual would have failed. Had she been forced or threatened to leave or to participate the ritual would have failed.

    I think the woman with the backwards arms is Marie Balandin from Body Builder. There are three clues to this. First, in Flesh Jared talks about being invited to rituals by those of skin and hunger (that is Stranger and Flesh.) He doesn’t go, but says some of those whose body he changes goes.

    Second, in Bodybuilder Jared asks the statement giver what part of his body he hates. Those are the parts Jared will change. In the same episode the statement giver describes Marie like this: “Often I’d find her staring at the mirror in the changing room, her gaze locked on her shoulders, moving them slowly up and down with a look of disgust on her face.” Jared changes Marie's shoulders, hence the woman has backwards arms.

    Third, the woman is very tall and gangly. She has to stoop to get through the entrance of the church. In Body Builder we learn that Marie was suspected of animal mutilations. Sheep had been found dead with their femurs removed. Martin wonders what Marie was planning to do with the femurs. She was planning on putting them in her legs to get taller.

    The animal mutilations happened in 2013. The Flesh ritual happened in 2008. Marie is another time traveler. (see Part 20, Part 21, Part 25, Part 26, Part 27, Part 28, Part 33 and Part 34 for more on time travel). 

    Why did Marie travel back in time? I think in the original timeline, at some point Lucia stops throwing the meat and escapes. And the ritual fails. Marie goes back in time to change this. The people can’t threaten Lucia. So Marie deliberately falls in front of Lucia and is thrown into the pit, to scare Lucia into continuing. The ritual would have succeeded except for the explosion.

    Earlier, Lucia said the woman rested her eyes on her, suggesting Marie knew who Lucia was.

    Of all the time travelers on the show Marie is the only one without some obvious connection to Hill Top Road. But there is an indirect connection: the demon inside Father Burroughs cooperated with Tom Haan to torment the Father (see Part 22). The demon traveled in time while inside the father. The demon might have told Tom about the rift in time. 

    Is the demon of just the Spiral or of both the Spiral and the Flesh? I’m not sure. I think Jared Hopworth is part Spiral (see Part 3). Hence Marie is too. I think if the ritual had succeeded and included a Spiral avatar it would have brought through both the Flesh and the Spiral.

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  • kinsbin
    11.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    i’m also listening to TMA more and I just -sighs and looks at my budding crush on Fuckhands McMike over there- I have a crush on like three Avatars already my guy we don’t need YOU HERE TOO

    #kinley talks #-holds peter lukas and mike crew and jared hopworth in my arms- WE'RE FULL GO AWAY #(but also come here and hold my hands wit hyour terrifyingly weird clawed ones)
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  • jaredhopworth
    09.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Jared

    #the magnus archives #memes and other tomfoolery #jared hopworth
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  • cinnabarts
    07.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    a young figure sits still by a pool he's been stamped "human bacon" by some butchery tool he is you social security took care of this lad we watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower

    [supper’s ready - genesis]

    #help girl im projecting on the meat. #the magnus archives #jared hopworth#the flesh#the boneturner#tma #don does art #body horror#bones#clusters #ask to tag #idk!! idk!!!!!!!! idk.....
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  • yamiiino
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago
    #reply#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims#jared hopworth#my art #i had this in my inbox for a while cause i wanted to draw it but then i forgot about it #but im glad i kept it cause this was quite fun to draw #next up is whatever show annabelle had planned #mechs dreams
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  • delsucksatbeinghappy
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    i will NEVER get over the fact that alex voices jared hopworth.

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  • lemon-thedistortion
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Tma characters as photos in my camera roll: Jared Hopwprth

    #cursed#memes #the magnus archives #tma#podcasts#the flesh#jared hopworth #no I can’t spell
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  • skelelephant
    05.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    listen, do I think Jared Hopworth is a character with a lot more nuance and depth than the fandom at large gives him credit for? yeah absolutely

    however the bit in 131 where he’s like “I’m starting to think the letters were a trap” and the slight pause that follows that statement will never not be funny to me

    #like yeah king. yeah they were #HES DOING HIS BEST OUT THERE OKAY #I dislike people reducing him to big stupid meat man BUT bits like that are funny #mostly bc I am also sometimes slow on the uptake HHDFHFJ #jared I am shaking hands with you in this regard. it is taking a while bc he has many hands #words from your host #tma#jared hopworth
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  • batvillainz
    04.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    happy pride 2 all the homophobic gays out there <3

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  • scribbleshrimp
    03.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    a collection of men i would not like to be alone with 

    #tma #the magnus archives #Elias Bouchard#Peter Lukas#LonelyEyes#simon fairchild#jurgen leitner#micheal shelly#micheal distortion#jared hopworth#Shrimp Scribbles #i am a wlw if u havent noticed im sorry i cannot make these dudes hot #except for jurgen and i have no excuse besides i like creepy books and would not mind calling him a gilf
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  • rubecso
    02.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    does a gay little handhold to piss you off

    (Spoilers for Magnus Archives season 5)

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  • gosh-im-so-bisexual
    02.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    *entities 

    #michael is 15 #jared is fourteen #tma #the magnus archives #smirkes 14#distortion michael#tma fandom#fear entities#jared hopworth
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  • esrahtheorganizedmess
    30.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Okay but it would be absolutely hilarious if Jared Hopworth was just. Being very sarcastically homophobic that one time and is actually lgbtq

    It doesn’t mesh with canon well AT ALL but still I think it would be hilarious

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  • bagginshield
    30.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    it never stops being funny to me that jared hopworth was a lil homophobic. like bro you are an avatar of the flesh. trans people would have LOVED you if you accepted them. i know you primarily worked with bones but you did other weird body modification stuff too you could have been the UK's best surgeon for trans ppl if you weren't stupid. also you have way more than the normal amount of bones in your body and many of them come from other people and you have implied that you inherit thoughts and feelings from people when you take their bones. you're telling me you never took someone's bone and had some gay feelings for a second? grow up.

    #yes im trans yes im having thoughts about the flesh rn #tma#jared hopworth
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  • floralsick
    29.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago
    #also speak for yourself on that last line #jared hopworth hmu <3 #ask#anonymous#tma#the flesh
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