#jazz hands Tumblr posts

  • hello hi yes my name is bunny, i’m terrible at starters, so send me memes or plot with me !

    #OUT OF PAPER. #jazz hands
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  • - “I swear, if you animate their clothing I’m gonna be pissed!”

    - “I’m assuming none of us have gone to the bathroom in like, months… I think you would have to pee at some point during this game.”

    - “I’m disappointing my parents by testing out waterslides for a living.”

    - “We first need to cover you with meat and butter.” “Mm. Butter. I like that plan. Write that down.”

    - “You have to invoke the trope ‘Dumbass Has A Point’.”

    - “I ward off your stupidity with jazz hands!”

    - “Everyone knows dwarves covet gems, whereas high elves covet juuls.”

    - “True love’s crit!”

    - “Your flavor is knife.”

    - “[The wyvern] shrinks down and falls to the ground…as a cabbage.”

    - later “All it can do is scream in wyvern.” “I put it in my pants.”

    - “It’s like a woman in the 40s asking for a light and someone shows up with a flamethrower.”

    - “It’s immune to seduction! What do we do?!?!” “Do not seduce the zombie!”

    - “I just cast a magical nuke! Don’t I get something?” “No, you’re f*cking paralyzed.”

    - “I’m actually gonna kill you f*ckers! Yes! It’s a Christmas miracle!”

    - “I’ve never died a day in my life.”

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    mr. universe is here to rock

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         AND WITH THAT … THANK YOU ALL FOR CELEBRATING RITSU’S BIRTHDAY WITH ME !

    #「 卵 」 mun ( ooc. ) #jazz hands #thats all folks !!! #i think LOL #if ... if i forgot something pls let me know #theres nothing in my inbox #but i WAS informed someones got ate #so if u sent and i didn't reply ; didn't get it #did the ones from my DMs #didnt get anything in IMs #did any starters/replies i saw #so i think im gucci !!
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  • I need a good Harry Potter Au, so we gonna ignore that I’ve made some already aaaaaand

    It’s 7th year for The Bois at Hogwarts. Hunk (Ravenclaw) and Lance (Gryffindor) hace adopted Keith (Gryffindor) without his consent into their friend group. Allura (Gryffindor), Romelle (Hufflepuff), and Shay (Hufflepuff) hang with them too. They’ve had some great years at Hogwarts, with Coran as their House teacher and some fairly mild, wacky shenanigans along the way.

    But no one talks about what happened *last year*. There’s no rule against it. It’s just….no one is comfortable discussing it. The details are unclear, but it involved two 7th years named Matt and Shiro and the teacher, Professor Samuel Holt. Something went down halfway through the year and they all went missing. Not even Allura, daughter of the minister of magic (Alfor) knows what’s up. At the end of the year when only Shiro returned, he’d lost his arm and had no memory. He was built a magical prosthetic and given a chance to TA the new year, in order to make up for his lost education.

    The other weird thing no one talks about is the new transfer student. From Durmstrang, this guy showed up to join the 7th year class. His name is Pidge (Slytherin) and he seems a bit small and reclusive, but Hunk and Lance decide he’s friend material and rope him into things.

    #harry potter!au #witchcraft and liondry #part 1#vld#pidge#keith#shiro#lance#matt#allura#aus#kat’s aus#my aus #wait there’s more #i have IDEAS #jazz hands
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  • sOoo I turned all the fraggles into people using picrew.me/image_maker/263035 and then I edited it with kleki.com to touch up a few things I couldn’t do with the original picrew. I tried to stick really close with their original outfits, and that didn’t quite happen for Mokey’s outfit but she still turned out really well. also Wembley and Boober are boyfriends and that is irrefutable. I WILL fight someone on this. Oh also I did it on a school computer and had to take photos of the screen so forgive the crappy quality. They look a lot better in real life I promise

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    Playing around with watercolors today so have a gay octopus 🌈🐙

    #my art#watercolor #I'm bad and super out of practice but #jazz hands
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  • || happy munday! happy pride!! local trans queer mun with muses all in a similar fashion

    #jazz hands #perhaps i will make pride hc posts for the month
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  • i was listening to mal blum the other night, and got slammed with the urge to write about the night of the assassination. cw for heavy grief, dysphoria, disordered eating, passive self harm, vomiting, the works. ~2k words.

    alternatively titled, goro akechi and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad night.. 

    Your body looks to me
    A way it never has before
    And is this what’s making you so sad,
    And what you did this for?

    Shooting Akira - no - murdering Akira, does not feel like a victory. It doesn’t feel like a step towards his revenge and salvation.

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    #;mun writes #muse; goro akechi #jazz hands #the akechi brainworms? strong #wanted to play with his concepts of names and masks #then the impact of grief ?? idk #; character study #shuake //
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  • Doctors are worried G might be developing early onset Alzheimer’s or dementia. They wanna test her to make sure..

    Mother is expecting and demanding that I stay to take care of them both if it happens.

    I just wish I could leave this world.

    #suicidal yay *jazz hands* #i think of death so much its a distent memory #they demand i give up my life to take care of them #why not go all the way and kill myself they could use my organs more rhen me anyway #*sigh* i wish i could disapear #never ever have children just so you can abuse them into servants #this is fucked up #i want to live my own life #i wish i had my own life
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  • more oc talk: vethilae categories edition

    the vethilae come in many shapes and sizes. their most noticeable feature is something called the nether which is a mysterious substance they are born with that usually comes in the form tendril-y looking. it can be used to keep them safe (like a bulletproof vest). it gets its name by the ancient belief of vethilae being demons, and the nether referring to their hellish powers.

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    #.txt #ocs#vethilae #i cannot be bothered to spellcheck this but #*jazz hands*
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    Used a character generator and ended up with the gem of ‘creature that turns everything into a song’ so here u go folks.

    Larry the musical death snake!!

    #teagremlincartoons#*jazz hands*#d&d#d&d art#death snake#doom #nooo dont pat larry #haha snake go bite #hes got money #also hes lawful neutral #hes great#my art#oc#oc challenge #not my challenge #ok to rb #ok to repost #the challenge#not larry #i guess hed be a spirit naga? idk #i really like this #the song is to any show tune #he only knows show tunes #idk how to tag this #source: pinterest
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  • #apparently north karelia's dialects count as eastern savonian so *jazz hands* #mysterious stranger encounter #asks
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  • i  swear,  i  sWEAR  that  i  will  write  soon.  law  school  is…  a  Mess™.  in  the  meantime,  gimme  plots,  gimme  ships,  gimme everything.  i  just  have  two  things  left  to  send  on  friday  and  then  i’ll  definitely  write  bc  i  miss  this <3

    #( ooc ). #also. anyone else yelling about that paps pictures of l.ily j.ames and c.hris e.vans #i dunno if i wanna be c.hris or l.ily tbh imagine the Jazz Hands and Chaotic Bi power of those two #whatever i'm rambling now. back to law school stuff !
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  • Buzz Buzz Smack.

    Crawling in corners,

    Squeezing through cracks

    Take what can get

    give nothing back

    Smack.

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