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  • travietechofficial
    18.09.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Strangely Bezos registered his website with many other names before arriving at the current version — amazon.com, now is recognized worldwide.

    Some of the earlier domain names were aard.com, awake.com, browse.com, bookmall.com, and relentless.com.

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  • clrdnews
    18.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    5 things to know before the stock market opens Wednesday

    5 things to know before the stock market opens Wednesday

    Here are the most important news, trends and analysis that investors need to start their trading day: 1. Dow futures flat after 30-stock average dropped 292 points The Wall Street sign is seen outside The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) in New York, February 16, 2021. Brendan McDermid | Reuters U.S. stock futures were flat Wednesday, one day after the Dow Jones Industrial Average gave up gains…

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    #Business#business news #Dow Jones Industrial Average #economy#Elon Musk #Federal Reserve System #Health care industry #Interest Rates#Investment strategy#Jeff Bezos#Joe Biden #Las Vegas Sands Corp #Markets#Microsoft Corp#NASDAQ Composite#Politics#Richard Branson #S&P 500 Index #Sands China Ltd #Technology#United States#Virgin Galactic #Wynn Macau Ltd #Wynn Resorts Ltd
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  • ladyy--lazarus
    18.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    If everyone just quit working at amazon then fuckface wouldn't have his power ✅ he is pure fucking evil. QUIT AMAZON. Quit working there and / or buying shit from him. It really is that simple.

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  • voidkidz
    17.09.2021 - 20 hours ago

    guys. Jeff is here. :)

    #toby tag #(not Jeff Bezos)
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  • lovingtobio
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Gojo has a black card but steals your coffee every morning anyways, or, domestic bliss in the household of a man whose love language is disgusting displays of wealth. Part I of teen dad gojo: the series, in which you and Gojo raise Megumi together. 

    wc — 2.2k 

    Ever since you moved in together, you’ve gotten Gojo hooked on your fancy, name brand coffee. It’s gotten to the point where he’s more obsessed than you are. 

    One random day, he brings home a luxurious machine, complete with a steamer, a frother and various other attachments. They're really there for the purpose of milking money from idiots with too much spend, rather than to be functional, but you can’t say anything when he so clearly adores it. 

    He refuses to make any coffee in it. Instead, he steals yours - snagging the cup right out of your hands. If he’s feeling especially daring, or if Megumi isn’t watching, he steals the drink through a kiss, warm lips pressed against yours. You can taste his chapstick on his mouth, honey vanilla, and the mint leaves he chews instead of gum. More accurately - your chapstick, since he steals that, too. 

    “Gojo!” You spit the remaining coffee in the sink. He makes an offended face. 

    “My kisses aren’t that bad,” he scoffs. Of course he’s confident - he’s kissed you enough to know how much you like it. You usually melt in his arms, trusting him to keep you upright as you twine your arms around his neck. If he’s being especially good, you’ll card your fingers through the hair at the nape of his neck until he closes his eyes in bliss, relishing in the feel of your hands on him. Only when he’s being good, though. 

    “That’s disgusting,” you say in response. 

    He grins at you, one hand drifting to your waist to pull you closer. He’s always been touchy. You slap it away with a huff, shoving the mug in his direction and reaching for a fresh cup. He pushes it back at you, refusing to take it. 

    “I’m not playing this game with you today,” you say, knowing full well Gojo always gets his way. He hides his chin in his jacket collar, eyes obscured behind his glasses. You can tell he’s smiling though. You can always tell. 

    With a sigh, you pick the cup back up, add a dash of cinnamon, stir, and take a sip. It’s wonderful. Gojo makes a habit of importing exotic coffee beans from all around the world for you, and only the most expensive of spices fill your cabinets. With a hum of contentment, you slide the cup back in his direction. “Try it now.” 

    His fingers, long and elegant, run over the lettering embossed on the side with fond familiarity. Megumi brought it home from the class fair. He was the only kid there with a black card, even among the rich brats that populated the academy you sent him to. Nothing but the best for Gojo’s child, even though you didn’t want to spoil him. 

    It says World’s Best Dad!, in red lettering. Gold stars frame the words. The white porcelain has been defaced with a sharpie, Megumi’s careful penmanship. Rather than best, it simply says Most Okay in spiky handwriting. Gojo treasures it. It’s the only cup he’ll drink out of. 

    “It tastes better when you’ve had it,” he says. 

    “Yes, I’m sure my spit tastes great.” 

    He grins, probably already preparing another innuendo, but you slap a hand over his mouth, seeing Megumi’s shadow in the hallway. Megumi yawns and stretches in a way that is so quintessentially little boy it makes your heart ache a little, as if you’re already watching him grow up before your eyes. You can almost see him, settled into himself, limbs long instead of lanky and tall like Gojo. 

    Then you remember that they’re not related like that. He’ll be tall, you can already tell, but it’ll have nothing to do with Gojo besides the milk he pours for him each morning. 

    Megumi clambers onto the talk kitchen stools beside you. It doesn’t matter that they’re nearly twice his height, he prefers them to the chair that you had customized for him. 

    “Can I have that?” He asks, eyes drilling into your coffee. A family of little caffeine addicts, you are. 

    “You’re too young,” you say. “Maybe when you’re older.” 

    “If you say please, daddy will give you some,” Gojo says, blue eyes flashing over his glasses. He ignores the stern look you shoot him, just like Megumi ignores him. 

    There’s omurice for breakfast, little wolves drawn on it with soy sauce and ketchup. The eyes are tiny flakes of nori and a chunk of ham makes the button nose. You spoon lettuce onto Megumi’s plate. On the side, nestled in a bed of fresh greens, shine halves of heirloom tomatoes and corn kernels. You do your best to make sure Megumi has a balanced diet. Absentmindedly, Gojo’s fork misses his own white dish and goes careening into Megumi’s, spearing tiny leaves. 

    As he lifts his hand to retrieve his stolen prize, Megumi’s own fork pins the tines down, making retreat impossible. Gojo finally looks up from his newspaper - he’s holding it upside down - and their gazes clash. 

    “Mom gave me this,” Megumi says. “Let go.” 

    “What kid likes vegetables?” Gojo scoffs. “Be a little more normal, ‘Gumi.” 

    You spoon more salad onto Gojo’s plate and the argument quietly subsides before it really begins. Gojo doesn’t even like salad. He takes all of two bites, pushing the rest of it around his plate. At least Megumi’s setting a good example for him. He eats everything you put on his plate, even dutifully taking the two multivitamins you set next to his glass of water. 

    However mature, Megumi’s still a child at heart, and a messy eater. There’s crumbs of egg stuck to his cheeks and ketchup to clean off. Before you can reach for a towel, Gojo’s already patting the food off his cheeks. His hands are large compared to Megumi’s face, awfully, infinitely careful. 

    It’s an incongruous sight. These are the hands of a man who held the entire world in his hands by the time he was twelve, and they’re so delicately wiping Megumi’s mouth with a damp towel. 

    Gojo turns towards you with the cloth, as if you’ve ever needed his help. Instead, you hand him the keys, sounding like bells as they hit against one another. Attached to the keyring is a little plastic cow print knife, a custom design Gojo commissioned. You wonder if Nanami knows. 

    He likes to spend money on useless things. You can’t understand it, the way he comes home with whatever knick knack he’s seen on the street and decided absolutely needed to come home with him this time, or worse, all of the custom things he blows his salary on. 

    “It’s just money,” he says with a shrug, laughing when a look of disgust creeps over your face. You’re leaning against the fridge door. He’s sitting at the island, working on what is ostensibly paperwork. Knowing your husband, it’s just doodles so he can push the real work onto Ijichi. 

    “I have enough of it to throw around, why not waste it? It’s the privilege of the wealthy to be able to be stupid,” he continues idly, pen scratching across the paper. He’s definitely drawing, not even trying to hide it. 

    “Look,” he holds up the paper, to display it to you. Where he should’ve filled out the mission number, the location, and details, is a portrait of your face. Your lips curl up in a gentle smile even as your eyes remain teasing.  He’s carefully placed your hand in your hair so your ring is visible, which he’s drawn with sparkles carefully highlighted amidst the graphite. 

    Light shines in your eyes from an angle that he can’t possibly see in real life, a contrivance of imagination that he came up with because you always look like that to him. It’s embarrassing, this feeling as if he’s been watching you all this time, even when you’ve been looking away. You feel like you’ve been stripped raw with this new knowledge, as if he’s given you his own eyes to see through. 

    “I didn’t think you were a good artist,” you say softly, knowing he won’t be offended. You’ve seen him pass Nanami crude drawings at work, and thought that was the extent of his capability. Gojo’s good at everything without trying, but you thought perhaps this had been his one weakness (obviously not).

    “I don’t try,” he says. “I have to leave something for everyone who’s not me. Aren’t I kind?”

    He doesn’t try, but your face still stares back across the room at you, a soft smile fixed in time permanently. It’s impossible to keep looking at. You feel too warm, even though you’re standing in the freezing blast of the AC. You leave the room to splash cool water on your face. Behind you, Gojo laughs harder as he notices what you’ve done to the fridge. On the glass, you’ve rearranged the colorful magnet letters to read ‘compost the rich’. 

    It’s a cozy life you’ve built for yourselves. The fridge is always stocked with fresh produce. The cabinets are full of expensive glass and china. The bedroom is all 100% silk sheets, citrus air diffusers, and million dollar LED chandeliers, complete with a penthouse balcony. 

    It’s the kind of room you would find in Architectural Digest, and yet, even with all this luxury, he still comes home with presents often. You’re running out of room to store all the gifts he gives you, but he doesn’t care. Why would he? After all, in his words, “I’ll just buy us a bigger apartment.” 

    His eyes brighten as his words. “God, I’m brilliant.” 

    A few taps at his phone screen and a muffled ding later, he announces he’s bought the apartment below you as storage for whatever you want. 

    Anything you want. It’s what Gojo whispered to you when he got down on his knee for you, when he wakes you up in the mornings with a tender kiss. Anything you want, and he’ll get it for you. 

    You’ve married into wealth beyond your wildest dreams. As Shoko says, you’re rich rich. 

    Rich enough to attend galas as the wife of the Gojo heir. Rich enough to wear vintage Christian Dior dresses to them. 

    “I’m madly in love with you,” Gojo mumbles as he helps you get ready that night. Megumi has already been put to bed, though he usually likes watching the two of you get ready. He’ll scurry around the room, passing you the lipstick you accidentally knocked off the counter and under the bed, or finding Gojo’s phone by some miracle even though he’s turned off the ringer. Mostly, he likes watching you sit at your vanity, fascinated by your makeup even if he insists you don’t need it. 

    Not today, though. You’ve been slowly trying to correct Megumi’s sleep schedule, but that leaves just you and Gojo awake at this hour, and he always gets bold when Megumi’s out of the room. He presses a kiss to a mark on your shoulder as he does up the zipper. 

    “Madly,” he insists. “You know that, right? Fuck, I don’t know how you’ve got me so obsessed.” 

    You throw him a challenging look, wrap your fist around his tie and tug him closer. “You don’t know?” 

    The last part of the question lilts up, teasing. You don’t bother smoothing out the wrinkles in his suit as you crowd closer to him. Let the world know he’s yours - as if you haven’t staked your claim already. 

    “No, why don’t you tell me?” He says, grinning down at you in the way that’s so Gojo, cocky and sure and so excited for you to put him in his place. He’s provoking you as he always does, begging for you to show him who’s in charge. 

    Nighttime makes you dangerous, a little bitter in a way that makes the sugar all the sweeter when he actually gets it. When you pull him into a dark side closet at the gala later that night, the last thing Gojo sees before you close in on him is the red of your lipstick, bright like blood. It’s seen on his lips, his neck, even the white collar of his shirt when pictures are released of him on that night as he leaves, the two of you stumbling your way to the car, giggly and drunk on each other. 

    When you wake up next to him in the morning, he’s taken the pains to have removed your makeup for you, though he apparently passed out with the remnants of your lipstick on his cheek. Hesitantly, you reach out to stroke his hair, fine white in the sunlight. It glows with a kind of incandescence that makes your afraid he’ll fade away right in front of you, but then his eyes snap open and his hand shoots out to grab your wrist. 

    He brings your hand to his lips, murmurs his good mornings against it. Jujutsu sorcerers live hard lives. You’re expected to die young, and you’re expected to offer the entirety of your short life span in service to the elders and a blind people who will never recognize the work you do, but you can’t imagine picking any other choice now that you have this. After all, Gojo and Megumi are here, too. 

    What do we think Gojo’s Starbucks order is? Personally I think this man is the type to make the lives of baristas living hell. He’s banned from his local Starbucks and has to drive an extra mile to get his monstrosity of a drink with sixteen extra steps in the notes section.

    #gojo x reader #gojo x y/n #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #♡ — jjk #im not actively trying to write at the moment but sometimes it just happens lol #gojo in his jeff bezos era???? #fem reader
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  • latest-news-143
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Crew cupola window view in orbit

    Crew cupola window view in orbit

    The first look at the crew in orbit, from left: Jared Isaacman, Hayley Arceneaux, Chris Sembroski, Sian Proctor. Inspiration4 Inspiration4, which launched with Elon Musk’s SpaceX on Wednesday evening, shared the first photos from day one in orbit and gave an up-close look at the expansive views of Earth from the spacecraft’s “cupola” window. The crew spent its first day in orbit floating in zero…

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  • thathippiegamer
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    :( Charlie’s gonna have to get up for work real early for the next few days.

    Ugh, You know what I wish? I wish I had actually invested in Dogecoin as a joke like I wanted to back when it was new. I had tons of disposable income, I wanted to buy 88 of them. Had I gotten them and cashed out when it was at its pique, I would’ve come out with $8.21744e+12

    I don’t even know what that means!!! That’s more money than I can fucking conceive of!

    Forget going back in time with lottery numbers, you go back in time with knowledge of crypto currency, you can turn yourself into the 0.1%!!!!!!!!

    Had I gone back in time with that knowledge, given it to my past self along with some socialist philosophy books and links to breadtube channels, as well as the phone number for my mate, I would’ve not only given both myself and my lover a better life, but I could’ve fucking saved this country by giving my past self both the means to fix it and the knowledge of what an ideal society looks like

    People out here talking about how Jeff Bezos could save our world 100 times over, meanwhile I’m out here like “I could be doing the exact same fucking thing right now!!! Had I fucking made ONE choice different in my life, I could’ve been the chosen one, destined to save mankind from itself!!!”

    -.- I hate this timeline.

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  • softchaoticdreamer
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    porno starring Jeff Bezos titled ‘eat the rich’

    #jeff bezos#amazon #jeff bezos lovers #shitpost#shitposting #on a friday afternoon
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  • feelingtheaster99
    17.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Etsy is such a wonderful website.

    #etsy #but that's what makes it so dangerous #like you feel so good #because you're supporting independent artists #and you're getting unique items #and they're awesome and cool and handmade #and the company is funded by renewable energy #and you don't have to leave your home to purchase things #and no one is being exploited #and everything is reasonably priced #and you're not funding fucking Jeff Bezos #fuck bezos #but it also lets you know when things are on sale #and when other people have things in their cart #and when there's only a few of an item left #and so it's dangerous #but I love it so much
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  • captaincorvid
    16.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    today’s vibe; repeatedly kicking Jeff Bozos in the teeth while “Bezos I” blasts in the background.

    #anarchism#anarchocommunism#anarchopunk #jeff bezos can go choke on his own dick-shaped rocket #inside #ceo entrepreneur born in 1964 #bo burhnam
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  • 2tonestarot
    16.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Jeff (Dr. Evil) Bezos

    Jeff (Dr. Evil) Bezos

    In this Episode of 2 Tone’s Tainted Talent 3 Card Tarot Tales, Jeff (Dr. Evil) Bezos is Depressed because his New Beginnings in the Space Services Industry are Threaten by his Competitors, meanwhile his Spontaneous Erections have led him to contract Gonorrhea! Here is the 3 Card Spread used: The Nature of the Present SituationYour Attitude Toward What’s HappeningThe Key Element for You to…

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  • notpukichosadly
    16.09.2021 - 2 days ago
    #it's called jeff bezo's debit card
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  • khlav-kalashnikov
    16.09.2021 - 2 days ago

    honestly? [shrugs]

    #amazon#jeff bezos #end stage capitalism #buckcherry
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  • ice-dispenser
    16.09.2021 - 2 days ago

    i want to look like brad pitt from fight club so bad ngl

    #i wish i had money #manifesting #i hope jeff bezos dies
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  • worldstats
    16.09.2021 - 2 days ago
    #richest people #richest in the world #richest people in the world #richest people in the world 2021 #richest man in the world #forbes richest list real time #forbes richest list live #forbes richest #world richest man in the world #top richest in the world #jeff bezos#bill gates#richest man#elonmusk#elon musk#markzuckerberg#mark zuckerberg#warrenbuffett#warren buffett#richestintheworld#richestpeople#billionaires
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  • dailyfeedsindia
    16.09.2021 - 2 days ago

    SpaceX launches 4 amateurs on private Earth-circling trip

    SpaceX launches 4 amateurs on private Earth-circling trip

    It was the first time a rocket streaked toward orbit with an all-amateur crew — no professional astronauts. SpaceX’s first private flight blasted off Wednesday, September 15 night with two contest winners, a health care worker and their rich sponsor, the most ambitious leap yet in space tourism. It was the first time a rocket streaked toward orbit with an all-amateur crew — no professional…

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    #Arceneaux #competition in commerical space satellites #Elon Musk #Hubble Space Telescope #Jared Isaacman#Jeff Bezos#NASA#NASA astronauts#NASA missons#Richard Branson#space tourism#SpaceX&039;s #SpaceX&039;s first private flight #US space programmes
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  • wack-ashimself
    15.09.2021 - 2 days ago
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  • mindnumbing-brain-candy
    15.09.2021 - 3 days ago
    #elon musk#jeff bezos#tiktok #seize the means #we're chasing him
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  • classical-dyke
    15.09.2021 - 3 days ago

    keep seeing posts abt aoc and can we all read this post one more time just for fun <3

    #saw a post that deadass claimed that her 175k salary make her part of the uber-rich #like babes…. what #jeff bezos made that much in the time it took me to type this post #aoc#met gala
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