#joe lycett Tumblr posts

  • [ID: Five screencaps from Taskmaster, of Alex Horne performing a handshake with each contestant. Mel Giedroyc and Alex stare into each other’s eyes with their hands crossed on each other’s shoulders. Hugh Dennis and Alex lightly slap each other’s cheeks with both hands. Alex sniffs a pill given to him by Lolly Adefope, who smiles at the camera and says, “It’s paracetamol and codeine.” Alex sits blindfolded in a wheelbarrow, using a glove on a stick to shake a mannequin hand poking out of the fly of Noel Fielding’s boiler suit. Joe Lycett and Alex lightly tickle each other’s palms while Alex says, “I love you.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Three screencaps from Taskmaster. Greg Davies says to Joe Lycett and Lolly Adefope, “Incredible dialogue between you two, hampered as you were by a seemingly half-pissed skeleton.” Noel Fielding and the audience laugh. End ID.]

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  • #no but in all seriousness i can't help u bc i am TERRIBLE at flirting w people i actually like #although i have been told that i flirt with everyone i meet which i STRENUOUSLY deny but #ask#anon#taskmaster#joe lycett
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  • [ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Lolly Adefope, Noel Fielding and Joe Lycett stand around a wheelie bin. Joe says to Lolly, “I think you should go in the wheelie bin.” Then Mel Giedroyc is shown standing in a wheelie bin, wearing a helmet, while a blindfolded Hugh Dennis half-closes the lid. Hugh asks, “Do you mind being there with that on your head?” In the studio, Alex Horne says, “Just to confirm, both teams immediately put the women in the bin.” Greg Davies says, “Two women in a bin. Let’s… Let’s rock.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. Alex Horne approaches the caravan in the garden, saying, “I stopped the clock, Joe!” The audience laughs as Joe Lycett breaks from cover behind the caravan and sprints away. Alex shouts, “I’ve found you!” In the studio, Greg Davies asks, “You know the rules of hide-and-seek, right?” Joe replies, “Yeah, but then when he spotted me, I was really frightened. I wanted to get away from him.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster. The studio screen shows a clay model made by Joe Lycett, resembling a head with a huge, open mouth and a large tongue. Noel Fielding asks, “Is that chair-size?” Joe mimes a small object, saying, “No, it’s actually about that big, what I’ve made.” Greg Davies says, “But you’re committing to make it…” Joe replies, “Yes, I will make it into a full chair if it wins.” Greg asks, “If it wins? What if it comes mid-range? Third?” Joe smiles and says, “I’ve got quite a lot on, Greg.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Eight screencaps from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett, trying to identify objects hidden inside a sleeping bag, asks Alex Horne, “It’s not a butt plug?” The audience laughs and Joe adds, “Don’t put that down yet.” Later, Greg Davies asks, “What’s the whole butt plug thing about?” Alex explains, “He knew it was your sleeping bag, he felt a carrot, and he thought, ‘Yeah, probably a butt plug.’” Joe says, “Attached to a rope, which I thought was very you.” Greg replies, “Yeah, I do tend to panic.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Two screencaps of Joe Lycett on Taskmaster, saying dramatically, “Oh, I didn’t take your virginity. It just sort of fell out.” End ID.]

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  • [ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett stands on a football pitch, giving the camera a double thumbs-up and saying, “You’re welcome. Great start to the season.” End ID.]

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    he’s so weird but such a BABE 😭

    #joe lycett #or should i say hugo boss x #my own dreadful post #twitter shit i post lol
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  • [ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett says, “Hello,” while walking onto a football pitch wearing sunglasses and a big furry coat. Alex Horne says, “You look nice.” Joe replies, “Thank you. I thought I’d go low-key today.” End ID.]

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  • 2020 doth butter no parsnips :(

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  • [ID: A screencap from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett sits on top of a tennis umpire’s chair with his arms raised, holding a bowl in one hand and saying, “Big dog in the house!” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Four screencaps from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett says, “I’m obviously going in with the wrong chats on Tinder, aren’t I?” Greg Davies agrees, “If you’re gonna go in with existential stuff, you’re gonna remain single.” Joe says, “What’s your favourite yoghurt? How do you feel about death?” End ID.]

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  • [ID: Six screencaps from Taskmaster, of Joe Lycett and Fred the Swede on a video call. Joe says, “I like you. Are you single?” Fred says, “Yeah.” Donning a wetsuit, goggles and flippers, Joe asks, “And how long have you been single?” Fred replies, “Two years.” Joe says, “Oh, my God. I think things are gonna be alright for you, though.” Fred smiles and says, “Thanks, man.” End ID.]

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  • #joe lycett #That's the Way A-Ha A-Ha Joe Lycett #joe lycett: that's the way a-ha a-ha joe lycett #britcom#british comedy#brit com
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  • [ID: Seven screencaps from Taskmaster. Joe Lycett says, “I have a picture of my favourite creature in the whole world. It’s Bertie the dog.” A photo of a spaniel puppy is shown on the studio screen. Joe continues, “We go on tour together sometimes, and in Bristol, they were a bit nervous about him coming to the show, and I was explaining to them, ‘Thank you for letting him in. He’s really well-behaved.’ And looked behind me, and he was taking a shit in the auditorium.” End ID.]

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    some lovely selfies of james acaster & joe lycett to brighten ur morning (or night?!) 🧡


    i love the lil josh cameo in the back of the first one lol

    #my own dreadful post #james acaster#james’ besties#james ily#joe lycett #or should i say hugo boss x #josh widdicombe #josh is so bloody cute <3 #best pair of buds <3
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