#joke Tumblr posts

  • valcain
    04.08.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    bedelia: you righteous, reckless, bitchy little man

    #hannibal #surely this joke jas been made already and IM MAKING IT AGAIN
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  • woundthatswallows
    04.08.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    my cat / fallen angel by alexandre cabanel

    #this is mostly a joke lmao i thought it was funny #nonsense
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  • tabbyrp
    04.08.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    I wanted to sue an airport for losing my luggage and causing emotional distress.

    But the lawyer said I have no case and now I must deal with the baggage on my own.

    #bad jokes ftw
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  • minahoeshi
    04.08.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #im sorry it's nothing but angst m not exactly the happiest person on earth #dad why did u leave— #thats a joke istg
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  • funooo
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago
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  • funooo
    04.08.2021 - 6 minutes ago
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  • candybabey
    04.08.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    The entire twilight series was just as traumatizing as I thought it would be dont watch it 🤞🏻

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  • erizee
    04.08.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    saw some guy on youtube make a list with his favourite horror movie per year hes been alive and i thought that was cool so heres mine except ive only seen 132 horror movies according to letterboxd so ive only seen like 3 or 4 per year they were released in

    2000: ginger snaps

    2001: thir13en ghosts. also das experiment though

    2002: the ring

    2003: final destination 2 (house of 1000 corpses is also really good though)

    2004: saw

    2005: saw ii

    2006: the silent hill movie

    2007: saw iv <333 

    2008: saw v (the other option is sweeny todd which i hate but id literally choose saw v no matter what so)

    2009: either jennifers body or my bloody valentine, just so this list isnt just all saw movies

    2010: .... saw 3d

    2011: cabin in the woods!!!

    2012: american mary

    2013: the purge just because the other option would be the green inferno which fucking sucks or conjuring which i dont like that much either. and insidious 2 is too transphobic

    2014: as above so below (or what we do in the shadows if that counts)

    2015: insidious 3 i guess but the final girls was also really nice. made me cry during a strip scene so thats fun lol

    2016: raw & train to busan. im not choosing between those.

    2017: get out

    2018: the house that jack built (which i saw for the first time like half an hour ago lmao but i really loved it so much)

    2019: ready or not

    2020: the invisible man but kadaver too!!!

    2021: saw spiral

    aka take a wild guess what my favourite horror franchise is. i never really noticed before but apparently i love body horror

    #another day another extremely self indulgent post :) #but you know. this is tumblr. so. #i really thought my favourite genre would be horror comedy or slasher. but its really not apparently #i dont like too extreme body horror #like green inferno was too much for me (though that might have been at least partially because of the racism #and the ''this movie has no point just watch these vaguely likeable characters die horribly :)'' #thats my line apparently #but sooo many of these have at least some body horror and/or cannibalism???? im genuinely surprised i thought i couldnt handle that #but apparently i really enjoy it #huh #even with older movies its the same #its not that i dont Like older horror #it just has to be gay (lost boys) or body horror (hellraiser) or both (reanimator) #texas chainsaw massacre is my favourite pre-scream slasher too #this is genuinely fascinating to me #apparently i just loved scream so much that i convinced myself that means i just love slasher in general #and i do its just not my favourite #might actually watch martyrs now sometime soon #((also to someone who really is super into body horror my definition of it is probably a joke lol. i bet theres way worse shit out there #but i havent seen That many horror movies yet and its still a trend i noticed so)) #also i forgot but i love any kind of ''human puppet/puppets made from humans'' stuff and idk if thats body horror? but it feels like that
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  • tommmyoutit
    04.08.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    why did i just find a dnf fic which was straight up word for word a scott/stiles fic from like 2014 with the names replaced

    #Do Not Speak To Me Of Dark Magic Witch I Was There When It Was Written #anyway is there like. ways to report on AO3 because i’m joking ab it but that is pretty fucked up lol
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  • dwter
    04.08.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    one more day without c!tommy lore and i might die

    #i will drop my stupid fic if he doesnt come home tmr #debating on just posting it anyway bc i think its funny bc its half a joke and half real but im also so so scared monkaGIGAftRobertDowneyJr
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  • youreamonocoque
    04.08.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    Okay this is the dream-

    Dog - Muppet

    Cats - Maggots, Becketts and Pablo.

    Pls give me money

    #me stuff#ignore me #the money bit is a joke lmao #don't actually
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  • getintherobot
    04.08.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    shows up to a date with a blender in a plastic bag

    #you think its a joke but literally this is what im doing on saturday #~
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  • abrakophile
    04.08.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    It probably has nothing to do with me, but i asked a guy if he'd like to watch movies with me on discord and i thought he was interested....and like two weeks later he deactivated 🙃

    Why is it so hard to make friends?

    #i know im a lil boring 😞 and i dont know when yall are joking but im trying 😣
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  • welcome-to-gaytown
    04.08.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    yall i dont hate @alfredo-king07 i just thoroughly dislike him :)

    go talk to him and ruin your own lives

    #BDHsFBHDsD THIS IS A JOKE DEX IS AN OKAY PERSON #EW COMPLIMENTS JDSKLFJDSKLFDSK #ace shut up challenge #please do JKDLFJKDS
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  • lovej0ys
    04.08.2021 - 13 minutes ago
    #guys dont like dogpile this anon okay 😭 i wasnt gnna answer but i wanted to make the joke #/neg #<- I THINK #HEEEEEEEEELP #WHAT THE HELL IS THIIIIS!!! #I do nothing and still get involved in shit shawrn menders awrk
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  • jadespadegames
    04.08.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    Bitches be like "yeah i wanna interview you" but then reject you before the interview even happens lmaooo

    #jade speaks #my life is a joke
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  • cherrytopnpop
    04.08.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    3k geo damage moment

    #with noelle support yes but!!!! 3k!!!!!! #this is a joke i much prefer anemo but yknow shhh #geo traveler about to carry me through the ascension quest go brrrrrrr #ignore that she’s carrying me bc i wanna cheat my way through beating it without fighting all the enemies #cherrybomb.txt
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  • uwukong
    04.08.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    i think reading pluto is an experience everyone needs at least once in their life

    #had to hear abt someone saying it sucks but this person also makes loli jokes so any opinions they have are automatically null
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  • krelboyne
    04.08.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    if i bitched and moaned and whined at netflix to add mitm back on and made a useless petition of sorts do you guys think it'd do anything

    #i was Not Joking #mitm #malcolm in the middle
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  • hilli98215
    04.08.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    And people wonder where my sense of humor comes from....

    Warning: Cartoon Violence, Memes, Crude Humor, Dated Jokes (especially the early ones)

    I can quote all of these. No joke.

    @roxycake (I don't know who else to tag so feel free to tag more people)

    #asdf movie#cartoon violence#memes#crude humor#dated jokes #this was my childhood #or at least most of high school and college #i like trains #animation#Youtube
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