Einstein must be pissed!

Because of the facial scars, and the burns.

Husband texts back: “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer.”

Wife texts back 10 minutes later: “Computer really messed up now.”

….or is it a faux pa?

Why do I compare myself to a fish?

Because at social events I flounder.

No text found

Then I know it will never come for me

What’s a French person’s favorite gaming console?

Understanding stack traces is an art

Apparently the correct terms are “cremation” and “burial”.

So I built a time machine and met Frank Sinatra…

I dunno guys

I just like the animals, don’t care about the math…

A geight wedding.

I replied, “Window or you’ll what?”