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Steven, I’m so concerned about your understanding of comedy. 

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I can’t tell if Rocky Horror Picture Show is progressive or transphobic help

So apparently I love Ally McBeal.

My mom just asked me something and I was completely zoned out, and I turned to her and said "Pumpkin soup."

honestly i don’t blame peter for betraying them…THEY NICKNAMED HIM WORMTAIL?? that was the last straw and i would do the same if that was my nickname

Speak of the devil. 

Lars very easily could have called in sick, couldn’t he? Does the Big Donut not have a phone? Or did he simply come here to put on this show again? He even looks around for her, like he’s making sure she’s watching him. But he’s doing it for no audience this time. Because Sadie isn’t falling for it again. She’s not gonna entertain that any longer. 

The irony of him saying, “Don’t make me...”, when this episode has been him making Sadie do things for him. 

And Sadie’s anger comes rushing back when she sees him putting on the act again. For all she tried to be mature about it, he’s back on his bullshit. She knows he’s lying through his teeth. She’s even watching him from behind a barrier, but, like, seeing right through it. Right now, she’s feeling distanced from him, too - none of the closeness she talked about earlier. 

Proud of myself for actually saying something to stand up for myself when a coworker said some ignorant shit about the x gender travel id instead of just shriveling up

Sadie: “But what kind of person does that make you if you try to hurt him back?”

Steven: “A... hero?” 

Sometimes Steven shows absolutely no sense of priorities or remorse or anything, and it’s hilarious each time. No qualms about this whatsoever. Steven is sick of Lars’s shit this episode. 

I have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow to drive almost 2 hours to an office to train people who have actively proven they don't give a shit and don't want to learn.

So I should be sleeping.

But no. I'm awake doing an animatic because I made a joke on ICS twitter and now it's turned into a thing

I genuinely hate rotds so much the only good part is my werewolf boyfriend

“c!wil using she her pronouns is just a headcanon and you can do whatever you want!” no its canon actually. and if you dont use she pronouns im gonna call you a misogynist