I've decided that the best solution for my OCD that makes me repeat movements a certain number of times is to forget how to count. I will be unlearning all numbers. Have a nice Day

I went to a home without internet today.

Something was amish

I never drug someone and steal their organs on the first date

GUYS, I’ve made my best band pun yet, please laugh

Me watching the plucky violinists at rehearsal do shit to their instruments: “Man, this place is the pizz.”

I’ve peaked, I will now abandon all future band memes

Gatekeep Manipulate

Gaslight Mansplain

Girlboss Malewife

Hey...

Mom said it’s my turn to use the Xbox.