My dreams are some of the funniest things alive because I saw my friends were talking Lord of the Rings before I fell asleep, so they (the dreams) decided it was time they assigned me an F/O I guess??
So, in this dream I’m with a group of people who are determined to get me to F/O someone from LOTR and I play along and go “OK fine” and they keep showing me photos of Aragorn but it does nothing for me (to me he’s a friend) so they show me the next character and my brain immediately goes “yes yes yes!” (despite me waking up after and being VERY confused over my dream choice lmao) and the entire group is very confused because the character in question was fucking Sauron lmao.
Then my dream shifted to where I was in the actual LOTR universe (and my s/i design was VERY cool I’ll have to draw it when i have the chance!) and the Orcs were bros and super nice to me, but when I wanted to get Sauron’s attention/get him to stop being evil, I literally just threw myself off a tall building and every time he’d catch me whilst yelling “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!”
And even now, I’m mocking the shit out of this incredibly powerful and deadly person by making up stupid scenarios like this because the already comedic tone of the dream really lends itself here.
hi im back. i passed out
nct127s new song is like that one tumblr post that’s like ‘if i was a musician i would release a song that is so unbearably bad and then watch my fans try to defend it on twitter’ but in real life
speaking of emotional support whumpee: BBU but Whumpee isn’t just taught the standard WRU phrases about age of consent and punishment and that the owner is safe etc but also Whumper’s preferred Subway/Starbucks/etc order!
I love Drem SIMP
- gay Soup
- Walter Slut
- Goose Man
- Slim Jim
- not a therapist
- Furnish game boy
-Fondant the fox
-Drem the abducted
- cannonnotically Greg
- Disobedient hallowed circle
-Mac folder management
Have anyone seen a Rhino poop?
Freche Witze & liebe Sprüche / Facebook
Keine Ahnung, warum es immer wieder heißt, ich sei schwierig. Ich bin lediglich ein Nerven- und Kreislauf anregendes Persönchen.
this twitter takeover really said tails rights. you go little buddy
buff tails mints moidur
"I'd just like to thank my wife, my kids, my dog, my cat, my grandmother, the birds, the bees, the trees, the world, the cars, the stars, the hippies, the homos, the tramps, the lovers, the haters, the millennials, the old, the young, the wise, the dumb, the frogs, the sheep, the goats, the lizards. More than any of these, though, I would like to thank those eusocial insects of the family Formicidae, and their wonderful six legs...the inspiration they have given to this day remains unrivalled."
Silence surrounded me. My friends in the crowd watched me in disbelief.
But I wasn't having them do that, I had to tell them.
I leaned into the microphone: "What? You said I needed to make an accept ants speech."
Me watching USA get destroyed multiple times by superhero & monster battles:
ik ik bad idea but I feel like I need a vice for the impending climate crisis. like I’m no doomer but I’m also uh,,,,,kinda fucking poor and not all that assured I’ll be one of the ones making it through any climate disaster no matter how much we manage to mitigate it. plus if I’m gonna have to throw hands with fascists over this idk I might need something stronger than water.
oh boy oh boy am i so excited to waste the weekend away because i get no joy from doing absolutely anything!
My tics: rawr~
Me: *jokingly* what? Gonna make me say 'paw~' next?
My tics: paw~ paw~ paw paw~
My tics: paw~-
My tics: paw paw~
Me: I DIDN'T MEAN THI--
My tics: rawr~ paw~ rawr rawr paw~