#jschlatt Tumblr posts

  • gender-man
    25.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Manhunt!Schlatt Stimboard

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    man some of these are noticeably shit quality im so sorry NJFKRN also if youre like ‘schlatts not in manhunt’ i know. its for a fic im writing. so stay tuned >:)

    #fictive#schlatt#stimboard#au#dsmp#purple#green#suit#alcohol tw#ink#crown#jschlatt #c!schlatt #i forgot how to do this #did i mention my old laptop broke #yeah#<3
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  • ember-makes-art
    25.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    "Do I look like a bad guy to you?" Sorry to inform you, but yes you do

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  • mcytimagine
    25.10.2021 - 2 hours ago

    HE SHAVED THE CHOPS

    #might cry #i became attached to them #jschlatt
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  • boonbeenblade
    25.10.2021 - 9 hours ago

    The Many Love(r)s of Quackity HQ

    Quackity's heart is a big thing, despite how much he's tried to seal it off. He jokes, he rambles, he dances, he flirts, but his heart keeps coming back around. It's not just his penchant for death that has given him the most impressive body count on the server.

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    Two ex-fiances, rings returned, or buried where he doesn't have to look at them.

    A lot of people forget the chaos of the rally night - it wasn't only Karl and Schlatt who might've taken Quackity's hand. Quackity and Eret were the third attempt to get married on the night the votes were cast - what a power couple they would've made, the King of the SMP and the (yet-unknowing) incoming Vice President of L'manberg. A way to show true peace between the countries (and perhaps lead the path towards reunion without the pushback of hostile takeover so soon after independence), and a union of hearts as well. Two people who understood power, and secrets, and the importance of a sharp outfit. But Eret's appearance in the night frightened Quackity, already high-strung from the tension of the election, and his blade moved before he recognized that those lights were the eyes of his love. A wedding that begins in murder doesn't usually end in matrimony, and after a few choice words, Eret stormed off. Quackity watched them leave, still holding the ring They never fully parted, even as Quackity found himself wearing new rings, but the conflict over El Rapids has turned what could have been love into open distaste. He spends his time in Las Nevadas, not looking back towards the castle - who knows if Eret would cause trouble in his new country, too?

    And then there was Schlatt. Powerful, charismatic, with wandering eyes and wandering hands. Quackity was fresh from the failed weddings, and Schlatt seemed to promise a way that he could get what he needed without risking his heart too much. He rejected Quackity's proposal, but still wanted him by his side. They worked, and they didn't, and they found their way through the hard nights - until Schlatt tore down the White House, and Quackity's heart with it. Yet even then, after the line that could not be crossed had been crossed, Quackity still found himself thinking of going back to Schlatt's side. The President had gotten under his skin, and a broken heart fills itself with the first thing that pretends to make it whole again - not even killing Schlatt by his own hand was enough to make Quackity fully sure that he wanted gone completely. He watched Schlatt breathe his last in Later, in death, Schlatt offers to return to something like how they used to be, but Quackity doesn't hold the memories in quite as high regard as Schlatt does. If once they "had fun", that has well been tainted now. Anything they had between them certainly wasn't love, if it had ever even been.

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    Two fiances still, rings on a thin chain around his neck, waiting for a wedding that doesn't seem like it's coming.

    Karl Jacobs has worked the land with Quackity, building alongside him - and nothing can seal a burgeoning bond more than placing blocks together. Party Island, El Rapids; their love blossomed in building. When Badboyhalo dragged Quackity before the Egg and tried to have it infect his brain, Karl called Quackity in a false emergency to somewhere far, far away. A timely excuse that saved possibly more than Quackity's life, giving him the chance to clear his head of the Egg's whispers, and a sign of true love to risk Badboyhalo's wrath if he found out Karl did it on purpose. But now, it seems Karl has forgotten him - or at least, forgotten enough to build an entire country and move everyone he cares about there, and not ask Quackity to come with him. Building countries was their thing. Quackity grit his teeth, and built a country of his own, without Karl. Yet still he wears his ring.

    Sapnap and Quackity have fallen in love over, and over, and over. Sometimes Quackity pretended to have his eyes wander to Sapnap's father, but it was only to stir the jealousy in Sapnap to drive them closer. (Plus everyone knows Badboyhalo's eyes are only drawn to diamond skin, no matter how fat Quackity's ass is.) They get along as easily as breathing. They often joked that it was the two of them more in love, and Karl along for the ride - a joke, for sure, but also a testament to the bond between them. It is the love between them all that Sapnap would burn down the world to protect. The blame falls on George for not telling Quackity about Kinoko (somehow, because Sapnap cannot bring himself to blame Karl), but Quackity wonders why it took them so long to check on him in the first place. Sapnap misses him, and Quackity pretends he doesn't miss him back. Yet still he wears his ring.

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    And even beyond those who've borne Quackity's rings, now and before, he hasn't been alone.

    Technoblade was a predator, someone who'd hunted Quackity before to the point that even the sight of him made his heart race with panic. He leaned on his chat for advice, for support, and they give him an objectively terrible piece of advice. Ask out the man who expressed himself through violence. And Quackity, running on adrenaline and the thin line between fear and hate and love, did it. He asked Technoblade out. And Technoblade fled, not to return that day, at the mere suggestion. Quackity has plenty of other reasons to dislike Technoblade, now - the destruction of L'manburg after the rebellion, the success and failure of the Butcher Army to quell the looming threat, the taking of Quackity's eye along with his life, the destruction of New L'manburg. No one can blame Quackity for finding himself opposed to Technoblade. And he can put his feelings aside enough to be civil. To ask for Technoblade's help regarding the Eggpire, and to hand-deliver the "letter from Dream" on Technoblade's birthday (though that in and of itself was a trap, so perhaps it was more seeded in their tension than it seemed). But one has to wonder if the revenge isn't just a little bit personal at this point. Trapping an ally-turned-enemy-turned-ally in the inescapable prison is motivation enough, but rejection leaves its sting, even if it was simply the moment that made him say it.

    Foolish has been an enigma for Quackity - a being of incredible power and a violent history, trying to "settle down" and "be a pacifist" instead of using that power to take what he wants. Sure, maybe saying you let someone die to prove a point doesn't exactly sound like the start to a relationship, but it did end up being the start of a new citizen, so who knows? Quackity takes care of those who take care of him. And if his fiances left him behind without a thought, and if he's all alone, then he's certainly not opposed to a little bit of... fooling around. Did they? Only they know for sure. Quackity likes to tease everyone with half-flirts (Ponk's still waiting for fulfillment of the Lemon City-Manberg trade agreement), and Foolish speaks in riddles even on a good day. It would certainly be an accomplishment, a god, and they both know the value of a good thigh workout. But they certainly get along better than they once did.

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    And then there is Wilbur Soot, the man back from the dead. No one fully knows what the relationship between those two men is, or was, least of all Quackity and Wilbur themselves.

    There is an inherent romance in rivalry, in pitting oneself against another person so wholly that lives become reactionary, moving when they move, standing in their path. Even as they hurled insults across, even as Quackity turned down an offer to join with POG2020, their rivalry was one of political intent and personal respect. They'd built the White House together, a monument to their joint belief in L'manberg despite differences in policy. When not on the stage of debate, they spoke of power, and Wilbur gave Quackity the notions of what he'd have to do to hold onto a position like the Presidency. Their relationship in Pogtopia was tension, through and through. Quackity's actions had led, will or no, directly to the exiling of Wilbur and Tommy, and to Wilbur's second death on Schlatt's orders. His betrayal and murder of Schlatt wasn't enough to ensure loyalty to Pogtopia and the rebellion, in Wilbur's eyes. But a common goal kept them in each other's orbit, circling like two asteroids stuck in gravitational harmony. (Tommy often wondered to himself if they were kissing, even as Quackity hadn't yet divorced Schlatt out of fear.)

    And then Wilbur died, and Quackity found himself at the shrine of the failed resurrections. He left a letter that was never meant to be read, and called Wilbur his dearest friend, before heading to prove Wilbur right about the things one had to do for power. (And what must they have been to one another, that Quackity found Wilbur his dearest friend even beyond death? Perhaps it had grown easier for Quackity to love those now out of his reach by then.) Ghostbur was not Wilbur entirely, but he was Wilbur enough to be fond of Quackity - and perhaps he was more honest about it. Quackity could be honest to him, in turn, about missing Wilbur. The last that Ghostbur and Quackity saw each other was over the ruins of Wilbur's country, singing the anthem that Wilbur wrote.

    But Wilbur comes back. And Wilbur reads the letter that was never meant to be read. And Wilbur shows up on the doorstep of Las Nevadas, eager to see Quackity again. Quackity rejects his wish to join Las Nevadas. Wilbur's country had failed, and it was time to show that Quackity's path was the better one - using the things he'd learned from Wilbur, of course. Proving himself superior. They stand, face to face. Toe to toe. Practically cheek to cheek. (Tommy once again wonders to himself if they're kissing.) Wilbur retreats with a mocking bow, and builds a burger van just outside of Las Nevadas grounds, solely out of spite. He hires Ranboo. Quackity hires Tubbo. The Burger War begins. Quackity himself admits their relationship is confusing, finding the line between hatred and romance and dancing the whirling tango upon it - a back-and-forth. Wilbur has been changed by death, and hasn't changed a single bit. Quackity has been changed by life, and hasn't changed a single bit. Neither of them know if love is even possible after everything they've been through, or if the way their pieces are broken simply won't fit together. But still, they find themselves back in orbit once more, like the string of fate tied to their fingers was uncut, even by death.  Like gravity draws them back together once more.

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    At this point, Quackity's going to need a bigger belt. Or a stronger lock on his heart.

    #van writes#original#my writing#dsmp#dsmp fanfic#dream smp #dream smp fanfic #quackity#quackity fanfic#eret#schlatt#karl jacobs#sapnap#technoblade#foolish gamers#ghostbur#wilbur soot #not going to full fic tag everyone because this is quackity-centric #jschlatt #but wow did i realize how little i knew trying to write this #quackity gets around and you know what? deserves to
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  • jschqtt
    25.10.2021 - 10 hours ago
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  • dreamsmpquoteswithoutcontext
    25.10.2021 - 10 hours ago
    #dsmp quotes without context #dream smp#jschlatt#mcyt #manburg vs pogtopia arc
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  • lemmiesleep
    25.10.2021 - 11 hours ago

    and another - 3 / ?

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  • lemmiesleep
    25.10.2021 - 11 hours ago

    me and my girlfriend being idiots <3  / pos got more comin so hang on to yer seats yall 1 / ?

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  • lycheesleepy
    25.10.2021 - 13 hours ago

    sketch dump wooooo

    #yes one of them is jschlatt #i’ve been watching a disgusting amount of chuckle sandwich #sketchbook #broken paint marker
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  • jschlattposts
    24.10.2021 - 16 hours ago

    I’m not even sure what it could be anymore. Man is unpredictable but surely the chops are staying

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  • art--harridan
    24.10.2021 - 16 hours ago

    [Image description: A digital drawing related to Jschlatt. It depicts a ram skull propped up against a crumpled Manberg flag, with a discarded bottle of alcohol to its side. The skull has three hearts carved into its front, which are bleeding. Meanwhile, the bottle is leaking a red liquid, which is splayed out like it was dropped abruptly. The style used is mostly realistic, drawn with a brush textured like a pencil, while the colours are done with a more watercolour style.]

    Inktober 24: Extinct

    #inktober#inktober 2021#jschlatt#dream smp #dream smp fanart #jschlatt fanart#digital art#tw#blood#death #woooo my tablet works again :D #okay its a lil laggy (well like. the tablet pen doesnt pick up at first if i dont do a specific thing but its fine) #but im okay with that cos its my bday next month and i think im getting a new tablet altogether lol #fun times innit
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  • atlaslasting
    24.10.2021 - 17 hours ago

    /DSMP /Character /Roleplay

    More headcanon cause im tired, i havent posted in a hot minute, homecoming was yesterday so I couldnt watch mcc, and the dsmp is being revived like wilbur was anyways

    Wilbu, Tommy and Techno (due to the totem), when they stretch, sounds like a glow stick being turned on (post-Revival).

    Wilbur has wings but is flightless due to Philza never teaching her. When she first met Quackity, Back when he didn't hid his duck wings, Q wanted to teach her but never got the chance to before Wil's self-planned death.

    Tommy is a shapeshifter, who can develop different traits of people he is close with. Wilbur and Philza, it was wings. With Tubbo, It was blond hair. With Ranboo, it was a small tall. From Dream, it was a different shade blond, green eyes that he changed to match techno's red ones that he has keep because it's techno. But after his revival, he can't get rid of the white streak,the small black devil horns poking out of his hair and the bruises from when he died to Dream's fist.

    The Dream Team use to worship DreamXD, PandascanPVP and GeorgeHD, partly due to the names and partly because they just believed in them. George is the only on who still does. Sapnap stopped after dream went to rison cause why would his god let his best friend do everything they did if the gods really did care about them.

    Sally was a pirate salmon hybrid who meet Wilbur when Wilbur and Schlatt were adventuring. Sally and Wilbur met at a bar and well, Fundy happened.

    Fundy met Sally as a kid, cause Wilbur knew what it was like for a parent never be there for them. But one day, Sally showed up and left out the door and never returned. Fundy always wondered if it had something to do with that night, the Soot family had Cooked Salmon.

    Puffy, Niki, and Eret made a GSA for all of the lgbt members of the smp. It is the only time everyone gets along.

    Karl has Q’s old LAPD beanie. He doesn’t remember how he got, who it belonged to. He remember loving that person, and nothing feels right now that he doesn’t know where he is.

    Bad sometimes visits Kinoko kingdom, the community house, everywhere on the smp, and wonders where it all went wrong, and If its too late to apologies to Them.

    Philza was not a present dad. He loved his kids and was not afraid to show that, but him loving them doesn’t not equal we was always there. he was more focused on his hardcore worlds them the kids.

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    whelp, I think I’m done for now, feel free to add on or add you thoughts on my headcanons, just remember these are my opinions 

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  • abisalli
    24.10.2021 - 20 hours ago

    Dear Mr. President....

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  • kinhelp-from-ghostbur
    24.10.2021 - 21 hours ago

    ☆ schlatt and quackity stimboard with alcohol, lace fabric, and soups for anon!

    ☆ / ★ / ☆ / ★ / ❤️🍷 / ☆ / ★ / ☆ / ★

    #mod ghostbur 💙 #jschlatt#schlatt#quackity #c!schlackity #tw alcohol#alcohol tw #<- just in case
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