The only thing that’s getting me out of bed
The only thing that’s getting me out of bed
Read Jujutsu Kaisen. Fans really did hype it up too much.
Gojo gets sealed and the violence drags on for another 21 chapters. I get it, they are powerful and all but please, ffs, wrap it up already. We know they won't be able to even touch the Prison Realm.
Still don't know what Utahime's cursed technique is. Instead of giving the female characters some exposition and screentime, we get more male characters. That comedian...I can already sense the "man pain" monologue coming.
I'm starting to find the battles lackluster (I understand Toji's simple brutality since he lacks cursed energy and his Heavenly Restriction makes him superior in physical fights, and an extension to his personality). The fights seem to serve as typical shounen style power play: breaking infrastructures, physical damage and blood loss that should have been the demise of some of these characters before they can deliver their lines (it's 100% in Sukuna's case. To take out Shibuya entirely to solidify Sukuna's love for violence is too much). Todo's first few screentime was annoying as hell. Felt like my ears were being grated. I can see why his classmates don't like him much.
Definitely prefer Kenjaku over Sukuna. The latter looks like a simpleton compared to Kenjaku given how it is hinted that they are probably much older than Sukuna.
To go as far as to thirst for a deplorable misogynist....please get some fresh air.
Idk, something about this series' power display bothers me, bores me.
I don't want to see another comparison between _insert a dark-haired character with a tragic past_ with Sasuke. Your favourite character is still trying to figure out their standing as a sorcerer while at the job and Sasuke already had a plan even as he was dealing with his trauma alone. The difference is painfully obvious.
And no, Uraraka can barely hold a candle to Nobara (who still suffers from shounen female character stereotypes). Because, unlike Uraraka's watery supportive role, Nobara actually fought side by side with her team. I hope Nobara gets a maximum and reversed techniques too. It will be cool to see how much hold her strawdoll technique can have over her opponents.
JJK CHARACTERS + STEREOTYPICAL DESI PEOPLE
tw: naoya slander I'm sorry
includes: yuuji. megumi. nobara. satoru. suguru. naoya.
take this as a joke pls.
ITADORI YUUJI shah rukh khan fanboy. has done the srk arm pose at least once. very cringey but very sweet. also a gym rat. half of his posts on instagram are work out pics. religiously listens to drake. is obsessed with ddlj.
FUSHIGURO MEGUMI sharma ji ka beta🙏 your parents will always compare you to him. very studious boy. a class topper. good at everything. his skills make you insecure. v v respectful😊
KUGISAKI NOBARA chhamiya asf🥴. is from South mumbai. waiting for her bollywood type romance. watches cricket for virat kohli. probably had a justin beiber phase. is friends with every panipuri bhaiya.
GOJO SATORU sahil the playboy. everyone knows about his antics but are still attracted to him. very charming, very asshole. also the uncle who sneezes sooo loud. believes everything he sees on whatsapp. the extremely nosey aunty who has all the latest gossip. HE WAS CHAMPU IN GRADE SCHOOL. this man had so much oil in his hair you could fry bhajiya.
GETO SUGURU your parents instantly love him more than they love you 💔 the annoying uncle who always asks about your grades. insists on feeding you till you throw up.
anger issues😐 fights every teacher. listens to rap. refers to females as bai.
Stars will continue to litter the sky. That's what you learn from him. Even if they die or they lose their spark, they'll remain.
Actually, it's a strange occurrence. Why would they still exist if they are no longer in use? Isn't it tedious to gaze at a dull star?
He said it's lovely, and even though the stars don't shine as brightly as they used to, they're still stars that made him happy. He says it's his favorite, it reminded him of himself. You didn't know why. If you knew beforehand, you should've told him 'I love you' but you didn't. Maybe you could've stopped him...Maybe you could've helped him...But you didn't It wasn't your fault really, so why are you blaming yourself? The night is quiet, and stars abound above, adorning the midnight sky. He used to point as you looked at the dead star. You've finally figured it out, he really is a dead star.
He may have lost his spark now but hell be forever be ingrained in your heart. And he'll continue to shine in everyone's memories.
inumaki screencap redraw 🍙
‘Jujutsu Kaisen’ may take two-week hiatus due to Gege Akutami’s special break https://dlvr.it/RyCxVh
let's make a playlist of songs that were written around the same time gojo killed geto i already have two aka nobody by mitski and crying all the time by alexandra savior i bet there must be other depressing ones out there-
the demons in my shoulder are approaching me closer and closer every day
He says to me, "Do you want to use the reason you can't do something as an excuse not to do it?"
being a jujutsu kaisen fan is hard.
loving choso hours started at one point and have no stopped since
BLACKPINK + GOJO layouts
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(apparently, dramatically, convincingly) You Could Kiss Me - 5.7k - So now they’ve got this running bit, the three of them, where they pretend that Yuuji and Megumi are Nobara’s gay dads. Well, it’s more Yuuji’s running bit. Nobara finds it absolutely disgusting and cites it as her inevitable motive for their inevitable murder. Megumi would probably find it funnier if it wasn’t the catalyst for his current romantic crisis.
Angels - 8.1k - It's Christmas Eve, and 2nd years Itadori and Fushiguro are decorating an ugly ass Christmas tree in Itadori's room to celebrate. Emotions start to get way out of control when Itadori makes a joke about his death-sentence. OR Fushiguro doesn't think Itadori likes boys and wishes Itadori would try harder to stay. Itadori doesn't think he's good enough for Fushiguro because he's less than human and has a death sentence weighing him down.
bonito flakes - 1.6k - Fushiguro swallows down his dignity. “Please, Inumaki-senpai. Please let Itadori borrow your uniform.” Inumaki raises an eyebrow and huffs, unamused. After a long moment, Itadori sighs heavily. “Okay fine, I’ll show you why. Please don’t like, be too horrified.” He then yanks his hood off and stretches his neck to the side, showing Inumaki a glimpse of the angry red-purple blotches. Inumaki stares. And stares. And stares some more. Then he nods very slowly, looks Itadori straight in the eyes, and solemnly says, “Tuna.” (The Inumaki-equivalent of “Damn.”)
orion - 1.6k - “It’s just,” says Nobara, “well. It’s sort of impressive, how Itadori keeps showing up at your place.” Megumi stares. “What?” “His crush on you. You should do something about that,” says Nobara, looking at him like he’s the idiot. Then she scrunches her nose. “God, why he picked you, that I don’t understand… or how the hell someone crushed on you before me.” The desk in front of her is, now that the ground under Megumi seems to be wobbling, much more inviting. Megumi sits, his elbow landing on Nobara’s desk, his arm blocking him from the rest of the room’s view. “He does not,” says Megumi, “have a crush on me. He’s there for the dogs.”
unexpected - 1k - Megumi and Yuuji are that one particular popular couple in high school. They're the talk of the school in one way or another and there are plenty of rumors about them too. Alternatively, Megumi inwardly laughs over how wrong some of the rumors about them are and proves that he is very much the possessive one in this relationship.
and i read those pages, you really love me baby - 1.2k - Yuuji is not good with words. What’s a guy harboring a big, fat crush on his fellow sorcerer to do?
dear daddy, now what? - 4k - Megumi experiences thoughts—gay thoughts.
𝐈𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐤𝐪𝐚𝐢𝐢𝐮
𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐳
Miwa sticker ♡
the jjk soundtrack sounds like it’ll give me a headache and i absolutely love it
you know me better than i do, so