Jin Dacheng: For my next trick I’ll need a female and 20 minutes.
Jiang Yuelou: *scoffs* 20 minutes
Song Rong: *laughs* Female
This is me art baiting you to please go read Nan Chan. You can find the fully translated novel here
Zac & Jordan Stenmark
Orville Peck posted Harry’s tour dates (for which he’s the opening act) with Harryween circled, but then deleted- so ARE those shows maybe happening? We just do not know but yes, this is a compelling reason for speculation that maybe at least the Harryween shows are being left in place for this year, even if not the tour as scheduled. MSG leaving it on lists of scheduled shows for this year as they reopen just said to me that it hasn’t been rescheduled YET, but in combination with this it becomes more interesting...
Louis liked some Euros posts (including a tweet about the youngest player ever to play the championship, who he followed) and got pumped at England’s victory- “Unbelievable start for England!! Looked very exciting, lots of great individual performances. It's coming home!!!!”; all those exclamation points got the attention of the official team twitter who liked the post! Nice. Then he liked a tweet of himself losing his mind and throwing beer everywhere from when England seemed to be beating Croatia in the 2018 World Cup; they lost that one but beat Croatia today so yeah… apt! And a later game got a much less emotional nod, just “What a game.” The Full Time Meals fish finger sandwich recipe that we’ll get to see Louis follow tomorrow is up and yes, as a non-British person I am a little startled (the waffle is just… in the sandwich? okaay) but being shocked by British food feels like such a cliché and this is, to be fair, meant to be a recipe for children, so fine: put a waffle in a fish sandwich. Why not. Anyway, the recipe should be very easy for Louis to recreate.
Steven Bartlett and Liam “were spotted at an assortment of Manchester's swankiest venues”, being cool young rich guys and making all the spon-con stops. They got a local paper write up for their visit to “the stylish new ****** restaurant” (what, they didn’t give ME any spon-con money, look it up if you actually care) where they “posed up for pictures... in the venue's selfie corridor” (cause what kind of self respecting restaurant doesn’t have a SELFIE CORRIDOR right? anyway pictures were published- very nice) and they say Liam was “also spotted at Manchester's Ivy restaurant over the weekend, and is thought to be staying with Steven to watch the big England game on Sunday.” Today the pair were seen doing some “morning boxing” at a Manchester gym (who were delighted to post video of Liam training), and getting haircuts. The guy who cut their hair talked about the key to social media success (he says you should have varied posts oh no you guys I am FAILING!) and is so excited to get Steve and Liam’s cut pics (in their matching England jerseys) up that he goes for it EVEN THOUGH IT’S A SUNDAY, what a risk taker. Little does he know it’s the picture of Steve’s dog that really shines, glad to see little Pablo getting to go everywhere with them. Anyway then the duo (trio? did the dog go?) headed out in their coordinated outfits to hang out with a gang of folks gathered to watch the game at a fancy beer garden kind of place. We also got a Lonely Bug preview today that shows the most we’ve seen yet of the actual piece, with glimpses of the bug trapped in a glass box and a bubble among other things, and a little bit more detail about the sale; there are “six unique pieces” that will be for sale on the 15th.
Niall posted a car selfie- when in LA I guess! He’s looking good and he’s not afraid to acknowledge it, happily sharing his “skincare routine and his secrets for such soft floofy hair” upon request. He tells us “foaming face wash, toner, SPF, hydrating booster serum, moisturiser”, it’s “genetics on the hair” and “also don’t have a lot of dairy anymore. Game changer for the skin.”
This smile + Those eyes + This face + Him = I think I'm dead now.
Protective husband mode: ON
Farmer John? More like parmesan
June 13, 2021