edgy bitch, i mean- private eye
edgy bitch, i mean- private eye
S1 ep 18 vibes
[some time in the future when things are more stable]
some rich person about to be robbed: so … how did you two meet ?
juno & nureyev: oh haha we met through a mutual friend !
sasha wire, half a galaxy away, sitting bolt upright in bed: they’ve said it again … i hate them so much
guess who finished their first animatic babey !
also made a dumb meme about possible theories about Betrayal™ so heeeyyyooooo
These are in order from “Will Make Me Rage Quit The Whole Series And Cancel My Patreon Subscription” to “Please Lord Let This Be Canon”
I know it’s technically lizard kissin but I had this PAINFUL jupeter idea that I just had to get out of my system so expect that sometime soon. (No it is not the Nureyev having nightmares about the Miasma fight. That’s next.)
it doesn’t matter how many times juno sees them. he will be completely smitten every time
I don’t want to say that Nureyev has nightmares about Juno fighting Miasma but uh… what if?
peter will end this season like “goodbye juno, it’s gonna be a while” (drives away in the ruby 7 while playing master thieves and private eyes on his sad kazoo)
Trigger Warnings: Discussion of a Juno/Diamond past relationship and all that implies, references to drug and alcohol use, references to suicidal thoughts. But! Happy ending guaranteed!
The waiting was the worst part.
Juno almost wished the queen would just tear him to pieces in front of the entire ball and have done with it, throw as many bottles at him as she liked. They’d shatter so prettily on the parquet floor. They could call them a feature and before the month was out, broken glass would litter the floor of every noble ballroom on the planet.
Even that would be better being yanked to her side as soon as he came within reach, black dirt from the garden still clinging to his heels, with not even a word. Just the black fury seeping out of her skin and staining the air between them, the set of her jaw that fired old instincts to run and make himself as small as possible and hope the storm would pass. She marched him around like that for the hour that remained of the party, like a dog on a leash. Juno took the hint and kept quiet through the painful conversations with dignitaries and councillors, all pretending not to see just how hard the queen was gripping the princess’ arm or the depths of volcanic rage clearly showing through the cracks in her make-up.
And, as the grand clock that still worked on real gears and springs like in the olden days chimed out the first hour of the new day, those guests not yet rendered completely useless by drink all stood to attention, waiting politely. Juno felt eyes pierce his skin in little pinpricks and he swallowed hard, looking down.
They were waiting for the announcement. This was the ball to celebrate his betrothal, after all, and there was still one role left conspicuously unfilled. This was the last chance and of course it only made sense for the queen to leave it until this last moment, the perfect flourish, only right and proper.
But Sarah Steel only clenched her teeth tighter and made a dismissive gesture to the herald, signalling the end of the ball. A ripple of surprise and confusion ran through the crowds still left on their feet, murmurings bubbling up as the queen marched Juno from the hall without so much as a closing pronouncement, Benten running after them and only just slipping through before the heavy doors boomed shut.
Well, Juno thought bitterly, at least they’d have something to talk about on the journey home.
today i’m thinking about benten and juno having very little boundaries and juno and peter cuddling in bed one morning and benten just showing up and climbing into bed with them and peter is just like “….” but juno is like “:) this is normal and fine”
HEY SO i was delayed in both getting my snacks and any amount of meme’ing and fic writing bc the ever glorious @majorbears posted their amazing Softe Jupeter fic and Y’ALL MUST GO READ IT RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
i’ve been having revelations (and i’m gonna let them shine) - Rated T - Summary:
“It happens a few weeks or so into their crime journey. Heist voyage? Whatever. It’s been almost a month, and Juno blinks awake with something silky between his fingers.”
Simply an excuse to write sappy, fluffy, comforting nonsense about Juno and Peter being helplessly besotted idiots who construct the world’s gaudiest magpie nest of a bed together.
PLEASE READ IT AND COMMENT ON IT AND LOVE IT AS MUCH AS I DID BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY WEEPING.