#just-a-simple-beep Tumblr posts

  • ambassadorquark
    08.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    say what you will about Terry Pratchett’s Discworld but i sure can read one of those books in an afternoon and enjoy myself all the way through. i knocked out two in like two days. that’s insane. i haven’t read multiple books a week in like, years

    #beep boop #i actually do read really fast i just also instantly give up on anything that doesn’t hold my attention bc i’m simple #and i’ve now read about half the watch books cumulatively #my quest was to finish them so i’m sure i’ll be able to do it within the month if i apply myself
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  • lizardmoor
    31.12.2021 - 2 weeks ago
    #sorry very poorly worded descriptions but i cannot think of the right. not phrasing. just words i suppose #i wasn't sure of the source for that photo though since i probably saved it from the hourly opossums twitter #whereas the one i'm using looks like more of a generic one near the top of google images #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    27.12.2021 - 3 weeks ago
    #my favourite titles are cute 50 year old decaying men and also just lifting damn these vampires directly lmao #maybe i think a 55 year old decaying man is cute. so what. you're gonna make fun of me? oh so you're homophobic now? got it #also sorry for the awful photos i am Very Particular about any physical albums i own so i dont wanna get my grubby mitts all over it #for the sake of getting a better photo #also i am so so incredibly grateful for all the gifts from my friends :'^)) #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    05.12.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #i used to be super into dinosaurs from like... yr 4 - yr 8 #we learnt about dinosaurs in yr4 and i was assigned the gallimimus #in yr8 i carried around a spinosaurus figure in my blazer pocket #i wish i knew more about dinosaurs but it's one of those topics where i have no idea where to start #i was thinking of carrying a fossil in my jacket pocket like how john carries crystals or a fossilised squid #but i'd be too scared to lose it #either a fossilised egg fragment or a tooth. i can't remember what the tooth was from but it's embedded in rock #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    05.12.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #rewatched the video and i thought he said he'd be an anklyosaurus but i misremembered :( #it's the interview where he's sitting in an inflatable flame chair #like the 'cool' animal crossing furniture sets #i keep getting asks notifs as i type this my god what am i gonna wake up to (/lighthearted) #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    30.11.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #also i didn't want to use like. a rehabber's photo without consent #so i just used like one of the first results on images #but he is a sweet little guy :^) #hehe #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    30.11.2021 - 1 mont ago
    #bee sent a ton of asks it looks like. sorry for the incoming spam #(/lighthearted) #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • swirlytwirly2249
    26.11.2021 - 1 mont ago

    school admin how the fuck am i supposed to focus on my work and become the smartie pants that yall think i am if i can't watch pirated A Charlie Brown Christmas on watchseriesstream.com thanks to your good ol' pal Cisco Umbrella?

    #estoy llorando #i know i dont voice my own shit here since im just a reBlog but i am so frustrated today #ive tried other sites but they;re all blocked and i would use my lovely phone if it wasnt smashed to smithereens thanks to my mother's #youtube reaction to me being gay #i would also watch it on the tv like a normal human but unfortunatly i am just a little beep boop that can't watch anything on the tv #without thinking about whether my parents think im insane for watching something simple as peanuts #look just please help how do i beat up cisco umbrella #swirly says stupid and party pooper shit #anyways imma just read peppermint patty x marcie fanfiction while cruisin tiktok #major red flags i know #👽
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  • lizardmoor
    14.10.2021 - 3 monts ago
    #wore my boots and jacket to school today. literally no better feeling #i mean obviously i didn't wear my jacket IN school but i wore it walking to/from school #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    13.10.2021 - 3 monts ago
    #man it's gonna be hard not to just list all the lyrics #i wanted to include the first one bc it reminds me of: #quito 'my head will throb like an old wound reopening' #sorta store 'that i almost believed that the sight of the hole in your skull was a thing that my heart could endure' #(not so much tbh) #and i love you like an alcoholic 'i need you like i need a gaping head wound' which isn't goats but it's a good song #also entirely an alpha couple song. it fits so incredibly well #but we love these dogs!!!!!!! #thanks for the ask!! :^] #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    11.10.2021 - 3 monts ago
    #clever goats 😊 #sigh #please tell me this won't come up in the tag. it'll come up in the tag won't it #bee. friend of the blog. noted goat hater. smart fella. fart smella. etc #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    11.10.2021 - 3 monts ago

    [ID: a series of tumblr asks, all from @just-a-simple-beep​.]

    [ID: ‘you seem like the type of fella to be a fart smella’.]

    [ID: ‘you seem like the kind of chap who would partake in watching good mythical morning’.]

    [ID: ‘you seem like the kinda guy whose top hashtag is polygon’ with 2 confused emojis.]

    [ID: ‘you seem like the kinda guy who comes from this country’ with a gay pride flag and 2 confused emojis.]

    [ID: ‘this is the type of fella to simp for a 54 year old’.]

    [ID: ‘jd the type of fellow to partake in listening to new song ‘working for the knife’. end ID.]

    lake the typa guy to find a joke template and run with it (/light-hearted. this is begrudgingly funny)

    #THESE ARE FROM AGES AGO #i kept forgetting to answer them bc i was gonna post them all at once #and i can't write that many IDs without typos on my phone #and you sent them during school #also removed certain names so they wouldn't appear in the tags lol #i don't even know how to reply to them all #thanks smart fella 🤓 i guess ! #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    06.10.2021 - 3 monts ago
    #lake - notorious for being the biggest goats hater - projecting onto jd? my influence ^-^ #i'm sure this has an audience. idk i don't listen to mitski yet #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    19.09.2021 - 3 monts ago
    #(/lyrics) #i love the way her part starts #i know nothing about doja cat but scoop is a very fun song #scoop! scoo(scoooo)p scoop! #y'know? #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    14.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #also something something this is sus idk etc etc #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    14.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #i love lizards yet my opossum branding must prevail #they are both wonderful little guys :^) #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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  • lizardmoor
    14.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #the lizardmoor just-a-simple-beep arg continues #like. 24+ hours later bc i didn't want to spam too much yesterday #asks!!
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  • lizardmoor
    13.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #lizardmoor arg #who could this mysterious character be.... find out next time ! #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep #sorry that'a a typo idk who they are. no relation to this ask! so weird
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  • lizardmoor
    13.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #oh he is but a baby!!!!! that is all!!!!! #thank you for this little guy :^) #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep#opossums
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  • lizardmoor
    13.09.2021 - 4 monts ago
    #write your essay!!!!! #asks!! #just-a-simple-beep
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