Hotbox and Shotgun
Hotbox and Shotgun
Gamkar for my friend Kie 💖 Beauty and the beast style 😏
Tavros: I feel like a weenie.
Gamzee: The world needs weenies. Without weenies who'd wear turtlenecks?
Karkat: *glaring and flipping off Gamzee*
Karkat: I JUST WOKE UP
Eridan: good mornin kar
Karkat: BOTH OF YOU AND I KNOW THAT IT ISN'T "MORNING" IT'S LITERALLY 3 FUCKING PM.
Eridan: basically mornin
Karkat: I SLEPT FOR THREE HOURS
Karkat: I WOKE UP AT TWO IN THE MORNING, SAID "FUCK IT" WENT BACK TO SLEEP TEN HOURS LATER
Karkat: THEN AFTER THREE HOURS MY BODY MENTALLY DID THE INTRO TO GANGSTA'S PARADICE TO WAKE ME THE FUCK UP!
old stuff?!?! hey…
* places them in a straight line on ur desk *
really bold of me to kin dave strider when i have written multiple essay long analyses on brokeback mountain
sorz for no art (even though i rarely go on tumblr anyways-) but my phone is...... well, it was broken but now it's fixed, but i can't go get it rn unfortunately. if youve been on my insta you know i have a new drawing pad now (!!!), but im still getting used to the thing
ANYWAYS, that aside, as the title suggests, in this post i'll be infodumping about who the lowblood beta trolls are in the jojostuck au :D
Karkat: I like to think he's just a normal guy, but because all his friends are for some reason either hamon or stand users (or even both), he fakes having a stand. he says his stand is invisible to everyone but him, and its ability is so lame that there's literally no situation in which it can be used. don't have a name for his "stand" yet, maybe Don't Forget the Sun? not sure why he follows the gang, maybe to prove he's a big boy who can take care of himself with his most-definitely-real stand, maybe he just likes his friends that much. not sure what he works as, or if he even has a job Aradia: she has a stand! their name is Creepy Girls, and they're a collection of ghosts that multiply over time. their ability is to freeze a person in time for a minute when they "possess" them, and the ability can stack up (e.g. if you have five ghosts and five guys, you can either freeze all five people for a minute, or one guy for five). The ghosties can be killed and that brings pain to Aradia, but so long as at least one remains the user won't die with the stand. she was the one who found Doc Scratch's pillar and woke him up, being an archaeologist and all that Tavros: tav has a stand! its name is Lost Boy. its essentially just Tinkerbull whose size wanes and waxes according to tav's confidence. its ability is to control any animal it sees, and the amount of animals it can control depends on his confidence. also not sure why he's tagging along with the gang. probs works at a pet shop or an animal shelter because of his stand wwwww now for sollux ive actually split him into two, because Who Wouldn't, Amirite? Sol: the elder of the captor twins. he has a stand AND hamon!! his Stand's name is Lycoris Radiata. it looks like what psii would look like if psii was a plant man. its ability is to give the user visions of imminent doom happening in 2 time units (seconds, hours, months, millenia, you get the idea). the time unit is never given, so it's kinda useless tbh-- his stand DOES have a secret ability, wherein if you cut its face to form a mouth (it's mouthless, did i mention that), whoever hears its voice bar the user will be cursed to die in 2 time units. probably works as like...... a programmer for some gaming company, or just lives off of money he steals from bezos' bank acc. he's with the team because he received visions abt Lord English, and Doc Scratch seems sketchy af and rubs him off the wrong way, so might be worth following Lux: the younger of the captor twins. he has a stand!! not sure if he has hamon like his bro tho...... his stand doesn't have a name yet, but im thinking Body Electric? his stand looks like mituna fused with ampfibian from ben 10 nasdhsajdhas. its ability is to generate electricity, and it can also travel through any electric current!! he definitely works in some gaming company, not sure as what though...... highly likely as a programmer lmao. he's here solely because he wants to tag along with his bro
♋ fuchsia! Karkat Vantas x mutant! Reader Oneshot Rebel ❤
Karkat was annoyed again. He was again informed that the rebels had not been caught. This made him very angry. For quite a long time, there have been rebels on Alternia who have been sowing trouble. Karkat ordered them to be caught. Little was known about them, except that their leader was a mutant. A troll with candy-red blood. Karkat saw the rebel leader only once, when he arrived in a port city and decided to walk through the streets, hiding who he is. He was interested in finding out what was really going on in the city, and not from the stories of violetbloods. That's when he saw you. You were on a makeshift stage in front of a crowd. You passionately told them that the color of blood does not matter and that all trolls are equal among themselves. At that moment, his heart stopped for a moment. He was looking at you with fascination. He didn't care what you said. He fell in love. He fell in love at first sight. At that time, violetbloods dispersed everyone, and you, along with your comrades, were able to escape. But since then, Karkat has not known peace. The rebels were put on the wanted list. But he needed you alive. He wanted you to be near him. He didn't care what others thought of him. He was at the top of the hemospectrum. No one dared to argue with him. In his dreams, he imagined how your first meeting would take place. Of course, you will resist his power and his will. After all, you were the leader of the rebels. You were the very embodiment of the rebellious spirit. Another person in his place would have tried to break you. But not him. He didn't want to deprive you of the fire that made you you. He wanted to understand you, to listen to you. And try to find a compromise. But these were just his dreams. A voice brought him out of his thoughts.
"Heir, we have caught the rebels, what do you want to do with them?"
His heart skipped a beat. Maybe he still has a chance.
"BRING THE REBEL LEADER TO ME"
Davesprite x Karkat aka Orange Creamsickle is as bad as Davekat.
Karkat: SOLLUX I'D HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT LO AND OR BEHOLD, MY MOST DIRE HOUR HAS ARRIVED AND ONLY YOU CAN HELP ME
Sollux: ok, what do you need me two do 2o badly kk?
Karkat: I NEED YOU TO GO TO TROLL BEST BUY AND GET ME A NEW KEYBOARD
Sollux: that'2 iit? that doe2n't 2ound two bad
Sollux: alriight, but why can't you get iit your2elf?
Karkat: I WAS BANNED FOR LIFE FROM EVERY LOCATION FOR IMPERSONATING AN EMPLOYEE AFTER BUYING A SHIRT FROM GOODWILL AND TELLING THE CUSTOMERS TO FUCK OFF WHEN THEY ASKED ME FOR HELP
Maybe,,,,,Maybe Vris will earn me a 6th follower-
Have Vriska jfjdjdjsks take her and love her like uh...like you love Vris.
palette 4: Cancer
Terezi: K4RK4T, W4NN4 M4K3 D1NN13R??
Karkat: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, KANAYA PUT YOU UP TO THIS SHIT DIDN'T SHE?!?!?