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  • cometcrystal
    01.12.2017 - 3 years ago

    @karkatstoaster replied to your post “im listening to the last the the adventure zone zone and griffin said...”

    Lucretia is the biggest villain in the history of forever She basically tortured all her friends in order to attempt her own shitty plan that they had no evidence would work. Taako was right to be pissed; if it weren’t for a fuckton of coincidences, she would have killed billions. Don’t get me wrong, she’s less heel than Actual Slaveholder Lucas Miller (tm), but she’s pretty fuckin evil. Erasing your friends memories because they disagree with you isn’t a “good guy” thing to do.

    okay, no... lucretia isn’t a villain and calling her that is incredibly reductive, as well as insulting to her complex character as well as to griffin’s storytelling (he literally said outright that she isn’t evil)

    she’s a tragic hero. she DID make several bad choices, but she believed she was doing the right thing when she made those choices. she wanted to stop the hunger once and for all, and while the others knew THEY could escape from it, she was tired of running and she wanted to save the rest of the planet, too

    taako had every right to be pissed, and it’ll probably take the others (aside from angus) a while to trust her again, and rightfully so, but she’s not a villain. 

    none of the things she did were with bad intentions, and she hasn’t been working against the rest of the IPRE this whole time. she thought her drastic measures would be the thing to save them in the end, but they weren’t, and that’s what separates a tragic hero from a villain

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  • metroidheadcanons
    28.12.2015 - 5 years ago

    While Ridley seems to be a terrifying, rage-consumed monster in the games, that’s more due to his intense hatred of Samus than his actual personality. He prefers to use intimidation and bribery to accomplish his goals, on many occasions even inviting his enemies over to converse over a traditional Zebesian banquet (think, like, idealized Japanese shogun- sitting calmly at a square table, drinking tea, etc.). The only reason he seems so angry is because just seeing Samus makes him seethe with rage- this little girl, the child who he could’ve crushed so easily, so effortlessly smothered in the crib, now has killed him multiple times. And he remembers- he remembers the horrible, gut-wrenching, searing pain he felt every time she killed him. Every time this filthy human child killed HIM, the Cunning God of Death, the King of the Space Pirates. “How dare she,” he thinks, “who gave this human child the right to bring justice to a god?”

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  • projectbot13
    04.06.2015 - 5 years ago
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  • missamericadog
    19.04.2014 - 7 years ago
    #ableism/#slur/#slurs/ #sorry if this isnt much help i only know what i've experienced #karkatstoaster
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  • agnesofancheim-blog
    07.04.2014 - 7 years ago
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  • zahhaked
    07.11.2013 - 7 years ago

    karkatstoaster answered your question: i need this for a fanfic i’m writing. what is...

    Maybe getting bad grades and not wanting to dissapoint her parents?

    awww :( that's really sad

    thanks for the suggestion but i wrote through that!

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  • sheriffofthesecretpolice
    28.10.2013 - 7 years ago
    #karkatstoaster #I acknowledge your existence. #Recruitment
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  • bloodsbane
    25.10.2013 - 7 years ago
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  • whatthefuck-stuck
    07.10.2013 - 7 years ago
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  • sprinkledsin-blog
    15.09.2013 - 7 years ago
    #karkatstoaster#sprinkled asks #i DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WANT TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW #GFnDKSKks#IM DISTRESSED #GAMZEE U PIECE OF SHIt #isn't he being controlled by Arenea tho?? #upd8 ///#homestuck ////
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  • askladyampora-blog
    19.08.2013 - 7 years ago

    CA: i think i need to go to bread

    CA: i mean bed

    CA:

    #karkatstoaster #female!eridan #63stuck #talkin toasters are you kiddin me
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  • dittolicous
    29.06.2013 - 7 years ago

    Well, now it is. XD (And sorry for the delay, I was talking with my mom)

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  • jays-diary
    16.06.2013 - 7 years ago

    I Have No Idea What Is Going On: MSPARP

    (This just happened on MSPARP, it was weird but somehow amazing)

    This is a safe for work chat.21:04:14

    pizza-deliverer!adiosToreador [AT] joined chat.

    KarkatsToaster [KT] joined chat.

    KT: ~C= Hi

    KT: ~C= Would you like some toast?

    AT: iS A TOASTER ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME,

    KT: ~C= yes

    KT: ~C= equius created me

    AT: dID A TOASTER ACTUALLY ORDER PIZZA FROM ME?

    KT: ~C= he wanted to see how srong he could make a toaster

    KT: ~C= and no

    AT: wELL, uH, tHAT'S NICE,

    KT: ~C= you got knocked out on the way

    AT: oH, uM, aLRIGHT,

    KT: ~C= ive been trying to wake you up

    KT: ~C= anyway i have a plan

    AT: wELL, i AM AWAKE NOW,

    KT: ~C= gimme a sec

    AT: a PLAN? tO DO WHAT?

    KT: ~C= *pulls rocket thruster out of nowhere*

    KT: ~C= got a mobile alchemiter

    AT: wHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON,

    KT: ~C= the pizza needs to be delivered on time or its free, remember?

    KT: ~C= we need to get it there fast

    AT: rIGHT, uM, oKAY, lET'S GO THEN, i GUESS,

    AT: ((HELP ME i AM CRYING))

    KT: ~C= I say we alchemize the scooter and the thruster

    KT: ~C= and man up, god dammit

    KT: ~C= it is your job to deliver the pizza

    KT: ~C= and besides, what will vriska think if you can rven do that

    KT: ~C= even*

    KT: ~C= so get going!

    AT: oH, yEAH, yOU'RE RIGHT, uM, tHOUGH i'M NOT REALLY TRYING TO IMPRESS HER ANYMORE, bUT-

    AT: *He accidentally activates the rocket*

    KT: ~C= PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    KT: ~C= THIS IS BETTER THAN FING SIX FLAGS

    KT: ~C= OMG

    KT: ~C= I MEAN TROLL SIX FLAGS

    KT: ~C= WHATEVER

    AT: *He screams, clutching the scooter for dear life*

    KT: ~C= *Stops precisely at the house

    KT: ~C= woo

    KT: ~C= that was crazy

    AT: *He stumbles off, shaking*

    KT: ~C= want some toast?

    AT: yEAH, rEALLY, eR, cRAZY,

    AT: nO, i AM QUITE SICK TO MY STOMACH NOW ACTUALLY,

    KT: ~C= oh...

    AT: tHANKS FOR YOUR HELP, i GUESS,

    KT: ~C= well walk up there and HAND HIM THE PIZZA!

    AT: yOU'RE KIND OF A REALLY COOL TOASTER TO BE HONEST, tHANK YOU,

    AT: oH RIGHT,

    KT: ~C= HIGH FIVE

    KT: ~C= *EPIC HIGH FIVE*

    AT: *walks up to the door and hands him the pizza before returning*

    AT: *epic high fives back*

    AT: wOW, tHAT WAS KINDA COOL,

    KT: ~C= now how to get back..

    KT: ~C= um...

    AT: i THINK i'LL JUST WALK,

    KT: ~C= yea good idea

    AT: i HAVE MY LEGS BACK, aND i LIKE WALKING, sO, yEAH,

    AT: tHANKS AGAIN, tOASTER,

    KT: ~C= your welcome

    AT: ((i feel like i'm high right now or something))

    KT: ~C= also you can just call me KT

    KT: ~C= and ur not hi

    AT: aLRIGHT, bYE KT,

    KT: ~C= Bye!

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