#ketchup Tumblr posts

  • warcrimesimulator
    09.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Also I think there’s also such a thing as Too Spicy. If the spice is the only thing you can taste, you’re doing it wrong. It’s why I’m not a fan of things like ghost peppers because I think in most occasions they’re just used for shock value like ~*~*ooo this is the spiciest pepper you’ll taste*~*~ and aren’t actually utilized in a way that tastes good.

    #that one ghost pepper doughnut from Dunkin Doughnuts..... culinary war crime #tbh this goes for all herbs and spices not just for /actual spicy/ ones #at this point it's just the equivalent of dipping good steak in ketchup- are you even getting any other flavor here?
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  • weekendsareforwarriors
    09.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Recipe by only_point_five

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  • funbearer
    09.05.2021 - 3 hours ago
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  • komorebi-ac
    09.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    is it obvious that ketchup is a duck? 🥺

    #♡#komorebi#acnhdiarychallenge #animal crossing new horizons #ac new horizons #acnh#ac#animal crossing#ketchup
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  • renthewerecatboi
    09.05.2021 - 13 hours ago

    "dirty" is relative

    #the frantic meows of a crazy person #if it's in my room and doesn't smell of sweat and week old ketchup i can and will wear it #even if it DOES smell of sweat and week old ketchup that won't stop me
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  • watermelinoe
    09.05.2021 - 17 hours ago

    you wanna eat chicken breast? you want steak??? ground beef??? you wanna bite into a whole ass vegetable???? you wanna eat food as it is???? fuck this, if it's not battered or breaded or coated in spicy sauce or drowned in cheese i do not even want to see it. i want my food pretending to be something else or not at all

    #chicken? bad. sucks. no. chicken nuggies? superb. inspired. mysterious. #beef? what the fuck. horrifying. hide it in a burger with ketchup mustard onion pickle bun? genius. espionage. #vegetables? tough. bland. uninspired. in a knockout flavorful sauce?? elevated. delightful. #fruit? temporal. tricky. enigmatic. fruit smoothies and fruit parfait? magical. complementary. convenient. #fish? fuckin incredible as long as it is not looking at me i can't believe my cat ate an entire anchovy what the fuck she reeked of fish
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  • crvell
    09.05.2021 - 21 hours ago

    @baelends​ ⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻⁻ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ

                        DIGITS  PRESS  TO  AN  EARPIECE  lost  in  a  frenzy  of  hair  ,    ❝  YEAH.  it’s  our  guy  ❞  .  devoid  of  a  pulse.  company  orders  --  retrieve  the  man  ,  instead  he  kneels  by  a  CORPSE  .  so  he  sheds  his  jacket  ,  runs  a  thumb  over  the  red  UMBRELLA  logo  on  the  arm  ,  and  shields  the  world  from  his  cold  companion.  it’ll  do  until  someone  can  come  collect  the  body  .  they’re  tucked  in  the  back  of  the  slew  of  buildings  ,  back  entrances  to  establishments  ,    leaves  it  quiet  but  not  completely  abandoned  ,  apparently  .  oliveira  makes  the  universal  sign  for  STOP  ,    ❝  sorry  ,  SIR  .  gonna  have  to  stop  you  there    ❞  breaks  from  his  kneel  ,    ❝  'fraid  we  got  an  accident  .    ❞  
    #// lays out the cutlery #// lights a candle #would you like ketchup or mustard ? #ft. baelends #death tw #if you want me to change something i will #but ig#dig in #please see this so i dont need to edit the @ it broke
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  • quietlegends
    09.05.2021 - 21 hours ago
    #quinn talks#quinns crew #up to some shenanigans #im never cheeky #i dont know what you're talking about dear #😂 #im not the one bringing up ketchup again #this is all dream #lol
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  • mingishoe
    09.05.2021 - 22 hours ago

    Spicy ketchup from whataburger is SUPERIOR 😩😩 like please it’s so good- I could eat it with everything

    #if you don’t know what whataburger or spicy ketchup is I feel sorry for you😩😭 #luna’s rants
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  • pumkinpaws
    08.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    linner was brussel sprouts and 6 chicken nuggies and sweet potato i heated properly in the oven iguess

    #mew#food #i like ketchup
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  • ketchuplaser
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Well, got a good part of the raised bed weeded anddd....

    The squash and cukes are at least laid out.

    In other news...

    Have some volunteer pumpkins! Seems like 6ish.

    #ketchup laser#kl grows#gardening#garden #gardening is cheaper than therapy #and you get tomatoes
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  • jesperfaheeys
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago
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  • vicechairmansfanclub
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    the irony of these being the same except wake up call has fried potatoes but its apparently the other one thatll kill you

    #maybe i shouldnt underestimate the power of ketchup and hot sauce
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  • komorebi-ac
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    ... that’s tomorrow! i better get him something!

    #♡#komorebi#acnhdiarychallenge #animal crossing new horizons #ac new horizons #acnh#ac#animal crossing#ketchup
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  • khaedis
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    waiting for the inevitable.

    December 24th 2017.

    #jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#geto suguru#Shoko ieiri#Jjk fanart#art tag #jujutsu kaisen fanart #suguru geto#satoru gojo #I would like everyone to know that i usually listen to angsty songs to get myself in the mood #But this time it was ketchup song on repeat for 2 hours #And before that lemonade mouth soundtrack #Eternal bangers yall #Im tellin ya #Sashisu
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  • macabrecabra
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Today is Saturday and going to use it for art that’s been sitting incomplete for a looong time >8I  so no warmup and warmdowns today, just working to get some old projects done! 

    #Maca speaks #Weekends are ketchup days c: #get it? ketchup? eh eh!? #I'll see myself out
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  • stanrizzo
    08.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    cut out salt to see if it helped with the feeling that my legs are swollen and now i’m blacking out every time i stand up good lord 

    #initially i was like 'god why is my blood pressure so low today is it bc i took sudafed' #no idiot it's bc you have hypotension and haven't consumed sodium in 72 hours #i can't tell if it's even helping with my legs tbh. and food sucks now #i made some scrambled tofu earlier and man it wants for salt and oil so bad.... i've been eating it with ketchup LMAO #sometimes i just like. crave ketchup and eat it on everything. tofu? ketchup. white rice? ketchup. potatoes? ketchup #naming my next cat ketchup out of respect and honor #yes i fully acknowledge that my body hates tomatoes now. but i have to have SOMETHING in this life that i enjoy #remember like six months ago when all of this started and i was like omg i'm scared what's wrong with me #and then every doctor i saw was like 'um idk your body is just fucked up. good luck though and good riddance' #and now i'm more or less alright with living the rest of my life like this. interesting. what's that thing aunt lydia says in the handmaid's #tale that's like 'even this will seem normal to you one day' me now to me six months ago as i was howling in pain all the time #i thought a lot about future me back then knowing that somewhere sometime i'd be on the other side of that initial Getting Sick #god i seriously wish i could go back in time and just like. be there for myself. bc i was going the fuck through it #nacho sick. grad school applications. nacho dies. i get sick. four trips to the emergency room. no diagnosis #i was like 'girl help i can't swim oh god she cant hear me she has her airpods in' over future me slfkjsdf #and i'm shouting back at myself 'it gets better! and it gets way worse also! but you're a size 2 in may so have that to look forward to' #fucked up that i have lots of other really cool things going on and all i care about is that i'm thin now. interesting #hm. anyway. back to drinking my protein shake and laxatives. these bowels aren't going to evacuate themselves #body image /
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