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BEING WOKE UP BY MY SON
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.#kid #love #dad #son #pandemic2020 #fatherson #wakeup #Morning #nyc #ny #la #SebastianReyMartinez #DopePeopleDoDopeShit (at New York, New York)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAp6YTTB55w/?igshid=1tzc4gfzs7sb00You make a peanut butter sandwich. Her family scoffs in disgust. “You call that an accurate representation of our kid?” The kid bleats in dissapproval. “It isn’t even made of sand you dumbass!” Your eyes water as tears stream down your furry snout. You bray, pleading for forgiveness. You have murdered your peanut friends and mixed them into butter to create this monstrosity. A crude representation of a young sand goat studying witchcraft, horribly translated into your peanut butter lump.
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Hi, so, random thought. Did anyone else ever save their candy wrappers to use as rugs or clothes and stuff for their Barbies?
2Kid: Tonight is a good night to die.
Killer: Wait, I don’t want you to die, captian.
Kid: Not me, the other guy.
222@nyanitotty wants to be a #tiktokstar but first I needed to shout some hard facts to her. #tiktok #star #instagram #dance #music #kid #coach @tiktok #city #citylife #newyork #nyc #me #smile #fun (at Washington Heights, Manhattan)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CAoosdeAJhr/?igshid=frt88nishvv11Welcome back to another episode of:
Children on YouTube!!!
(when they clearly shouldn’t be)
Today’s Topic:
Cursed Comments!!!
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A kid caricature based on a guest at an event I did caricatures for.
#kid #caricature #digital #nicolasmartinez
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Murican schools are the largest game of Russian Roulette played by every kid every day.
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