momdem themed shitpost dump + some others
[Demyx voice] whaaaat the fuck is goooooing on
I started thinking about an ex-friend and so I kinda feel not so great now so have a soft Ienzo spam
sora, secretly god. my evidence is that at the end of kh1 he declares ‘i know now without a doubt that kingdom hearts is light!!!!1111’ which makes no fucking sense whatsoever and is based on nothing but then is IS LIGHT for like 3 seconds and chernobyl-elephants-foot’s ansem sod then it’s full of darkness again and remains so for the rest of the entire series, no one brings this up ever esp sora. also in ddd ansem tw says sora has a mysterious ability to make things exist by being convinced that it is true. riku is just spidermannoddinggif of course. so. check and mate.
Torturing Polyphemus by making him listen to the plot of Kingdom Hearts
Warnings: more angst
Sora had arrived at the cave and took a deep breath. Based on the information the king gave him, this had to be the one where you went. He swam into the cave and saw Y!Xehanort playing with his necklace.
“Where is (Y/N)?” Sora asked.
“Huh? I don’t get a ‘hello’? You clearly don’t have manners,” Y!Xehanort said.
“Answer the question! She’s a mermaid and-” Y!Xehanort covered Sora’s mouth with one of his tentacles to get him to shut up.
“My god, you’re loud. But, I can see how determined you are to find your little friend,” he said. He let go and Sora got mad.
“If you did anything to hurt her I’ll-” Sora said.
“Ooh! Look at you looking all strong. Do you want to see your little princess? All you have to do is ask,” Y!Xehanort said as he dropped a necklace that Sora gave you for your birthday. Sora nodded and Y!Xehanort snapped his fingers and a magical bubble showed up. Sora saw her brushing her hair and stringing pearls in her hair. He couldn’t exactly tell where she was. It didn’t look like anything in the sea. Sora tried to get a closer look at the bubble but it disappeared before he could.
“Where is she? I don’t recognize that place,” Sora said, confused.
“It doesn’t matter. She can’t see you or come back home,” Y!Xehanort said.
“I don’t understand.”
“I gave her what she wanted. Take a look.” Y!Xehanort snapped his fingers again and another bubble formed showing you, dancing across a floor in a golden dress. Sora was shocked, sad, and betrayed. You were on land and you didn’t even say goodbye to him.
“Why can’t I hear her singing? I see her trying to...” Sora frowned.
“That’s right. Listen,” Y!Xehanort said as he held up the necklace that had your voice in it. Sora closed his eyes as he heard your beautiful voice. Your singing stopped and Sora’s eyes snapped open.
“Give her voice back!” he yelled.
“Ugh, why does it matter? You obviously can’t see her or hear her. Unless...you have feelings for her. In that case. I’ll make a deal with you,” Y!Xehanort said.
“What?! I-I don’t want to.”
“But,you love her. Look at her she’s bound to marry her prince. There’s nothing stopping her. She got rid of her tail. So,she can be on land.” Sora looked at her through the magic bubble and saw you slow dancing with Yozora.
“You’ll get another chance to see her,” Y!Xehanort said. Sora could feel his heart swell with love for you. He wanted --no-- he needed you back.
“What’s the deal?” he asked. Y!Xehanort smirked and swam over to his cauldron.
“I’ll give back her voice. If I get yours. Also every time you walk on land it would feel a sharp pain,” he said. He didn’t do that to you. You felt like you were dancing on air and you danced beautifully.
“Will (Y/N) really get her voice back?” Sora asked, thinking about how happy you were.
“Mhm. She’ll sing beautiful songs once again.” If Y!Xehanort could make Sora suffer instead then this will be a treat.
“And will she still be a human?” Sora asked.
“Yes,” Y!Xehanort said, admiring your beauty. A little too much, I should say. He snapped out of his daydream and formed the contract.
“Just sign there on the dotted line,” he said as he handed Sora the contract and bone pen. Sora hesitantly took the pen and signed the contract. Y!Xehanort smirked and opened the necklace to let your voice free. Sora saw magic pour out of the cauldron and surrounded him, causing him to hunch over in pain. Sora was in deep pain as he took his voice out. But that was the beginning. He only got one glimpse of his tail changing before passing out.
“Let’s hope you don’t survive,” Y!Xehanort said. Meanwhile, you were brushing your hair before bed still smiling and trying to sing. You didn’t care if you couldn’t hear your voice. You were still going to sing. That was when you actually heard yourself sing “love.” You touched your throat. Your voice was back.
“What?” you asked yourself.
-Fun question time-
What’s a song or an album that’s inspired an almost animatic like idea in your head, of which you have never had the time patience or experience to actually make it?
For me I’ve always listened to all of Hawaii Pt.II with tons of images from Kingdom Hearts, cuz I’m just that weird lol
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Braig: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Ienzo: But are you shuffling?
Even, distressed: What language are you two speaking?
y’all ready for this take?
xion is why sora could drive form in kh2.
no, listen. xion was *made* with the purpose of absorbing others to gain power. that’s her thing. she was, unintentionally, draining roxas throughout all of 358/2. and then, roxas defeated her, took that power, and promptly pulled out two keyblades: his and xion’s. and then they go back to sora, and sora starts temporarily absorbing donald and/or goofy for a boost. not to mention pulling out two keyblades himself. it’s a controlled version of the same power, if not a balanced one. you know what a controlled AND balanced version would look like? temporary, consensual, and at-will fusion. and that is what i insist that xion’s power set should be, if she plays an active role in future games. look me in the fucking eyes and tell me that wouldn’t be 1. sick as hell and 2. thematically resonant to a beautiful degree
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OHHHH IM FINALLY FIGHTING SEPHIROTH (in ff 7 remake) I BELIEVE AND OH-
I remember seeing him in the KH 2 little character thingy when I was a kid and just being like “ooh man with long sword…he looks scary,” AND NOW HERE WE ARE-
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asking ppl to rate my gaming setup except its a ps2 on its side with a small samsung tv on top next to an ancient lenovo pc on its side with an equally old monitor on top. also i get 3 bars of wifi maximum
Ephemer, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Brain: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Ephemer: WATER you doing?
I just think that KH3 Lea >>>
Saiwax candles coming later this year!