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His favorite sweater
It appears Taiyaki is a fan of Pride and Prejudice
Cats are lactose intolerant please stop acting like cats having milk is cute
I’m really curious what the next pop culture movie Trend will be. In the last 20 years we’ve been through Tolkien, Harry Potter, Jane Austen, pirates, vampires, zombies, dystopias, misunderstood villains, and superheroes. And god knows I’m fucking tired of superheroes.
Can we have, like, cottagecore and kitten movies? I could totally eat popcorn for 2 1/2 hours while watching people sitting in a garden, looking out over the flowery meadow while stroking a kitten, or cuddling by a simple fireplace under a blanket woven from their own sheep’s wool while petting a loudly purring kitten.
Calicary: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Partriben, taking the coffee pot away from Calicary: What if you didn't?
Mistoffelees: I hope Calicary didn't do anything stupid...
Nyxen: Whatever Calicary is doing right now, it's probably pretty stupid.
Once again this dumbass gave me a scare on Saturday- I take these horse pill collagen supplements and for some reason he goes wild when he hears the bottle rattle.
The Forbidden Snack
Anyway at 3:30 am I fumbled one and he unhinged his jaw and ate it like a boa constrictor while I tried to pry it out of his mouth. He’s apparently not the first cat to do this and the Internet Vets said there wasn’t anything toxic but... I think we’re on his third or fourth life already
Asteria: I never brag.
Pysia: You once called your face "the proof of the Everlasting's existence."
Still loving her hammock. via /r/cats by IncognitoMan18 https://ift.tt/3bvXeOM
Anália: I’ve got a question for you. What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel? Or a kilogram of feathers?
Calicary: It’s a kilogram of steel! Because steel is heavier than feathers!
Nyxen: They’re both a kilogram.
Calicary: But steel’s heavier than feathers.
Anália, chuckling: I know. But they’re both a kilogram.
Calicary: What? But steel’s heavier!
Anália: I know, but they’re both a kilogram, right? So they’re the same.
Nyxen: They’re the same weight. A kilogram.
Calicary, growing desperate: But steel’s heavier than feathers!!
*Partriben walks in*
Calicary: Partriben, are ya gonna tell them?!
Partriben: They’re right. They’re both a kilogram.
Calicary: Oh no, no. No, you, no. What is it you don’t get? Are you joking?
Anália: Are you alright?
Calicary: I don’t get it.
Nyxen: It’s alright.
Partriben: Don’t worry about it.
Calicary, almost inaudible: I don’t get it...
Look how my cats are looking at each other I’m fjrnfkrmdndm
Macaron just can’t decide between DEATHMATCH and Crinkle toy. Life is hard when you’re made of hair and FIGHT.
Partriben: I don't like saying, 'I told you so', but-
Calicary: The hell you don't, it's your favorite phrase!
Calicary and Cayan: *sitting on a bench*
Partriben: Why do you guys look so sad?
Calicary: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Partriben: *sits down*
Calicary: This bench is freshly painted.