#kiwi Tumblr posts

i’m spiralling :)

i’ve given up i got to page 6 of google to find a damn link and i’m so fucking depressed LMAO i tried besties

The best animals are the ones that look like God fucked up and refused to retry

this is so funny i’m sitting on my couch with a wine and a bag of tortilla chips feeling real sorry for myself bc i had a bad day and my entire body is restless and i’m laughing at myself out of pure frustration that the finale is literally nowhere like this is it. this is my villain origin story.

they’ve aborted me many times but i laugh and all the doctors hear me laughing mother

sometimes i forget i have to manually change accounts to rb my stuff or else i will look like a Fool

no one saw that post

HELLO???????

It’s been 3 months since I created this account and started making my designs and I didn't think I would end up here at all. I never really knew how far these designs would take me and how much I would enjoy them and yet here I am, only 8 designs in so far and you all have showed so much support and love! The amount of people who check me out and enjoy my designs is just astounding to me and as a celebration of this milestone, I'm here to announce that I'm going to be opening up art trades with people! If you're interested in that, feel free to DM me! Again, thank you all so much, this means so much to me and I'm glad to be here <3

“i just imagine your arms stretching longer and longer” robo mumbo real ?!

oppa doggystyle

Posts will come soon, phone just came in.

WOOOOOOOO PHONE TIME

im getting phone ads all of a sudden wtf

meow. school done. time for funnies

i am once again offering to surgically give someone my whole digestive track- i no longer want this ass

bonus shitpost for this fic B)

Hello. Five hours before Harry went on stage in St. Louis last night, my friends and I had a chaotic moment and got last minute cherry pit tickets. I think I died a little. Don’t even know where to begin. We chose to mostly stay towards the back and danced around a lot. We had the absolute best fucking time and I’m so glad my friends are just as unhinged as I am.